Episode 92 – He’s Dredd, Jim.

Joel, Eli and Alex talk about: Leverage in syndication, Cable TV Cord Cutting, iPads iPads everywhere and not a drop to ink, TRON is cheating, Movie Magic is dead, The Dark Knight is in the future, WE are in the past, Secret Limey Spider-man, Allamo Drafthouse 90’s Sing-A-Long, the sad true fate of Smash Mouth, […]

Episode 89 – John Quincy Adams: Mummy Strangler

It’s me and Eli and Josh all over again some more! http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/89-HijiNKS-ENSUE-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:10:45 — 32.4MB)Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS

Episode 87 – ZombieWhatever.com

Alex is back! Also Eli! Things are talked about in the following order! Joel’s home theater woes, white van speaker bros, Jeremy Renner’s Ghost Protocol isn’t fooling anyone, age is a cruel mistress, Secretary spankings, Avatar makes the best jerk chicken, Thanks, Obama!, Zombie Gun Show, Doomsday Preppers, Hurricano, American Pickers EXPOSED AS FRAUDS!, Storage […]

Episode 86 – Oh No! Promotheus!

Eli and Josh are back for some reason!  Why do we start by talking about politics?! Eli, basically refuses to answer my questions about working on the Star Wars Kinnect game, Eli basically refuses to answer my questions about Harlem Nights, things get pretty racist concerning my reader/listener demographics, hiding your valuable in unwanted alcohol, […]

Episode 83 – Ass Merkins

Show Notes: Joel tries to coax Eli into talking about his bachelor party, wedding and subsequent Vegas vacation with little to no success. The crew examines Eli’s Vegas souvenir: NUDEY PLAYING CARDS! Maybe we call a hooker. Just maybe. Also Portal 2, Mortal Kombat, Scream 4, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Breaking Bad, Insidious, Mystery Team […]

There is no easy way out... of your arms

Episode 77 – There Is No Easy Way Out

Show Notes: [Recorded 01/12/2010] Black Dynamite, TRON Legacy is biodigital jazz, Old Chub Scottish Ale, Rocky Balboa, M&M tubes + sleeping kitties = Floaty Inception cats, Transformers 80’s Movie, Rape in a moonbounce (Revenge of The Nerds), offensive humour, 80’s cartoons don’t hold up, clay-mation, voice modulation, secret sauce, Summer Glau’s TV kiss of death and more! Cast: Joel Watson & Eli Luna with guest host […]

Episode 75 – Avatar Hates Mondays

Show Notes: [Recorded 12/31/2010] Our end of the year Podcastravaganza! We talk about TRON: Legacy, The best TV of 2010, Reality shows: Pawn Stars & American Pickers, Joel starts watching Doctor Who, all the movies we DIDN’T see in 2010 and LOTS MORE! Cast: Joel & Eli with guest host Alex Flores and special guest […]

Hhhwhipped Lighting

Episode 73 – Hhhwhipped Lightning

Show Notes: [Recorded 11/30/10] Eli tries again to kill josh, this time with Whipped Lightning “Whipahol”, Leslie Nielson died so we talk about O.J. Simpson, racist Hobbits, Joker cameo in Batman 3, Spider-Man musical woes, The Nasa Mystery Announcement, dark comedies: Extract & Observe and Report, Punkin Chunkin, Joel finally sees X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Grizzly […]

The Joose Is Loose!

Episode 72 – You Like’a Da Joose!

Show Notes: Joose, 4Loco Four LoKo and other energized malt liquors, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1, The Green Lantern Trailer, Cowboys vs. Aliens, The Whedonless Buffy Reboot, Joel’s HBO/Cinemax Free Preview (the softest core of porn, G-String Divas, Dragonball: Evolution), The Venture Brothers Season Finale, […]

Episode 70 – For Those About To Fingerblast

“We Salute You.” Show Notes: Taco Delight, Skyline, Mtv’s Teen Wolf: The Teenage Wolf, Party Down, The Cape, Industrial Light & Magic: Creating The Impossible, Black Dynamite, Avatar Super Secret Special Edition Blu-Ray, Joel’s Letter From Prison, Austin Comic-Con, Joel Meets Doug Jones, Webcomics Rampage, Major Nelson Podcast Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, […]

Episode 69 – Floppy Shots

Show Notes: An update on The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Do gays “69” more than the average consumer?, Conan, The Walking Dead Episode 2, Geek News, w00tstock Dallas, hanging out with Adam Savage and MORE! The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them. The Fancy […]

Episode 68 – The Boner Truck

Show Notes: Voting for weed, Voting for politicians, Joel’s jury duty, Halloween haunted house fun times, JFK in Jaws, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Superman Lives, Adam McKay, The Walking Dead, Are there any podcasts in Dallas?, Zombie fighting dream team (it’s the Mythbusters), Borg Cube vs. The Deathstar, Gay Otters?, Drawing Josh’s dong The […]

Episode 66 – Galaxy Class P.O.S.

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Lots of fake/joke racism in this one for some reason. More than usual. If you think that would offend you, feel free to skip this episode. Show Notes: Why has it been 10 months?, Eli’s getting married, Interview with a Chilean miner, Runaway Train: […]

Episode 65 – Jocularity Abounds

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about Josh’s MAME arcade cabinet, Josh has food on his face, glory holes, the majesty of Danny De Vito’s naked body, fruit fly penis laser SCIENCE!, Leno vs. Conan, “New Scrubs” and other tv shows, James Cameron, […]

Episode 64 – Super Podcast 64

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about James Cameron’s Avatar, the future impact of 3D graphics on films, Eli’s trip back to Texico, Old movies Joel has recently seen (The Happening/This Mist/The Killing Room), Josh seeing New Moon, Dollhouse, and the most regretted […]

Episode 63 – The Mobile Podcast Taco Truck

Cast: Joel, Eli and Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about Baylor Clown College, Paula Deen and Mint Juice, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, Turkey Jones, Flash Forward and Other TV type news, ABC’s “V” [SPOILERS], Thanksgiving plans, Chooch and Chang’s El DeLorio print, and Sarah […]

Episode 62 – What We Did On Our Summer Vacation

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode the HE crew talks about what we’ve been up to during our long hiatus: New jobs, new projects, comic conventions, Black Devil Doll, The Found Footage Festival Live, Our thoughts on the new TV season including the cancellation of […]

Episode 61 – Geisha Is Robot Podcast

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Intro: Shitty Movie Night featuring “The Room” and “Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus” Virtuality, Final Five Cylons comic, This Week In Internet: iPod v. Walkman, Cheap Trick on 8-Track, Robo Geisha, Jesco White: Dancing Outlaw, Naked Terminator Man, View Master The Movie, […]

Episode 60 – The Great Chicken Sauce Conspiracy

Recorded: 6/26/09 Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This week we spent most of our time talking about Michael Jackson. If you don’t want to hear jokes made it his expense, then please skip this episode. We also talked about: The GI Joe Trailer, Adam Savage and AT&T, […]

Episode 59 – DaVinci Does Dallas

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: iPhone 3Gs, Renaissance electronics – DaVinci does Dallas – Doing DaVinci, Man vs Cartoon, The new iPhone is retarded fast & video, McGrubber movie & The Coneheads, SNL sketches failure as movies, Anchorman 2, Good comedy movie sequels, Tosh.0, Terminator 3 deleted […]

Episode 58 – Secondhand Bat’Leth

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: All Mail Sack Episode! We answer your questions! Garage Sale Bat’Leth, Tornadoes in Dallas, Best Regional Fast Food, Tales of Injury, Bill Cosby’s in town, and it’s the Olympics for some reason, Parenting/Geek Origins, Good Shows/Movies that seemed bad at first and […]

Episode 57 – The Best Of Episodes 1-7

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Denise and more Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7: Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer […]

Episode 56 – Annual Corporate Conference Call

[This podcast was fueled with Australian Candy provided by FB Rerun] Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Josh’s Stories from Bear Pride Aussie Candy Care Package from Rerun I Drink Your Blood Fancy Bastard Birthday Bash 09 Ghostbusters 3 with Dushku and Milano? Terminator: Salvation Hulu Desktop and […]

Episode 55 – Live From The Cave

Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet: RunPee: when you should leave the movie and have a wee? Fish found in boy’s penis The Voice of Mickey Mouse Passes Away Main Show Topic: The 08-09 TV Season What shows were canceled/renewed, The Lost Season 5 Finale, Dollhouse, […]

Episode 54 – In The Ghetto

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet/ General Geekery: Found Footage Festival Live, What Hath Oprah Wrought? KFC Free Coupons Sparked Riots!, HE Podcast Clips TV: Dollhouse Finale, Sarah Connor Made Me Do It Movies: STAR TREK [contains minor spoilers],Star Trek: The best prequel ever, It’s Official. X-Men […]

Episode 53 – They Call Him One Eye

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet/ General Geekery Hard drive death, Josh’s Eyeball shrapnel, Frightmare Weekend, dot-TV Domains, Brothels cut prices to beat the recession, Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Steve Wiebe sets Donkey Kong Jr. world record, Hunt for Gollum TV Heroes Finale, Time Warp, Dollhouse […]

Episode 52 – Midnight Taco Train

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Alex Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet/ General Geekery Millions of ’90s Geeks Get Nostalgic over GeoCities Nintendo’s Game Boy turns 20 Oprah effect: 43% jump in Twitter traffic A Living Example of a Hobbit Found in Qatar? TV: Parks and Recreation, Sit Down Shut Up?, Caprica DVD […]

Episode 51 – Space Trousers

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet/ General Geekery: 3 terrifying penis-biting stories (in one week?), Pirate Bay Verdict, Zombie Bible, The Multiple Migs Jizz throwing bill TV: Dollhouse and Terminator not dead yet (but totally still dead), new BSG comic, Buffy Movie Rumor, The State DVD, […]