Episode #50 – Fitty

[image courtesy of a commission I did for DallasObserver.com] Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: General Geekery: LOST (i think we talked about LOST?), Eli’s Keynote Speech at the GEC, Topatoco HE Shirts, Surprise party with pork and cake!, Battlefield Earth Rifftrax, My Name is Bruce, I […]

Episode 49 – Giant Balls: The Saline Solution

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Intro: New England Webcomics Weekend, Allcon, Eli’s talk at UTD, TBRU 09 Internet: Ron Silver, Heat Vision and Jack, A guy on death row eats his ONLY eyeball, Cannibal Mom, The Colbert Capsule TV: Syfy Channel, ‘Behind The Music’, Dollhouse, Better […]

Episode 48 – Eli The Usurper

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet: BMG CD Club dead, Taco Town, Penny Arcade Bill, Asian Female Athlete a man, Toilet Restaraunt TV: Star Wars Pilot Minus Jedi, Space Whore to Play Space Lizard, Heroes gets a season 4 Movies: Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 […]

Episode 47 – Doin’ It Is The Best

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet: Spinal Tap, Cat-Bongs, Light Gun hostage taker, HE Google search terms TV: BSG, Lost, Jimmy Fallon, aborted BSG reboot Movies: Alex’s Watchmen review, Terminator Salvation The Mail Sack: We answer your questions http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/47-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:28:47 […]

Episode 46 – The Ol’ Bone Roller Coaster

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet!: Webcomics Weekend, The Weta Mermaid, Michael Jackson Auction of Oddities, Dinosaurs Fucking Robots TV!: SciFi Fridays SciFail (imagine that), Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, The Final Conan O’Brien Show, Pushing Daisies, More Futurama on Fox? MOVIES!: Remakes remake us cry (The […]

Episode 45 – Peanut Butter Rainbow Cake

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/45-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:20:21 — 74.2MB)Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

Episode #44 – We’re F’ing Done Professionally

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This Week In Internet: Eli and Denise review the Killers concert complete with stinky bikers, Gay Divorce, Michael Phelps BongGate, Olympic Pole Dancing, Klingon Robbery, Extreme Corpse Sports Topicsplode!: LOST, Taken (PG-13 Version), Warner wants 7 Batman Movies?, Dollhouse Grindhouse Ads, […]

Episode 43 – Tempura House

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh (eventually) & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This Week In Internet: Cash 4 C-3P0, Terminator is a horror film, Super Bowl Stripper Shortage, Narnia has a Lesbian Ruler, The Bacon Explosion TopicSplode!: Tech Support for your Predator, A-Team Movie Casting Call, Machete the Movie, Zombie Mexican Wrestlers, […]

Episode 42 – Life, The Universe and Everything

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: The first 7 minutes of audio is crappy because I had to grab it from the Ustream Live Feed. This Week in Internet: Heavy Metal band names, dead hard drives, Veronica Mars Movie, Wolverine Origins TopicSplode!: White House Tech, Oscar Nominations, […]

Episode 41 – Space Empanadas

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids TWII Watchmen Settlement Reached [Watchmen] Barbara Walters Wishes Edward James Olmos Had Played Picard Star Wars Retold By Someone Who Never Saw Star Wars Little Adolf Hitler and Sisters Removed From Home Pixar’s ‘John Carter of Mars’ is Second Most Perfect Definition of Hybrid […]

Episode 40 – Zee References, Zey Do Nussing!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids This Week in Internet Elbert Paredes Explains the Filipino Version of Twilight Back To The Future, Bollywood Style Man Smashes Into Adult Sex Shop And Has Sex With Dolls Pushing Daisies Will Keep You Hanging On A Bit Longer I’ve only slept with […]

Episode 39 – It’s The Year End Blowout, Bitches!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This week in Bullshit LOTR report This Week in Internet Silence the Lambs the musical Police blotter: baby or burrito? http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/276… MyNetworkTV Pulls Ahead Of The CW!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39550 AMGLAD AMSAD http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39549 Lightsabers Banned By UK Supermarket http://io9.com/5114401/lightsabers-banned-by-uk-s… New JUDGE DREDD Film […]

Episode 38 – With Savings Wide Open

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This Week in Internet: Waterworld the Musical: http://io9.com/5098963/can-waterworld-the-musical… Knight Rider isnt cancelled yet: http://io9.com/5103505/knight-rider-isnt-cancelle… Nazi Zombies: http://io9.com/5103103/the-undead-third-reich-com… OJ going to OJail: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7767556… Man found with varmints and a corpse:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo… Dr. Horrible DVD on AMazon: http://whedonesque.com/comments/18286 Dr. Pepper GnR Fail: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10111918-93.html… Prop […]

Episode 37 – That Was The Best Night of My Life Black Dynamite

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Daisies gets canned X-Men gets a reboot? Twilight Sucks but Vampires Sparkle Casual gamers will inherit the earth Reasons to love/hate Texas Eli Reviews True Blood The Gang reviews Zack and Miri PLUS YOUR QUESTIONS AND MORE STUFF!!! http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/37-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in […]

Episode 36 – The Donkey Whisperer

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Denise read most of Twilight. Joel read a synopsis and hates it The HE Crew recommends new stuff for you to check out Gay Superheroes on TV Arrested Development Movie is Go? Again? And we Answer your Questions http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/36-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in […]

Episode 35 – Don’t Bomb The Puppies

Eli’s Birthday Party Pic by Denise Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Circuit City is Suckit Shitty Netflix streaming to Macs Michael Crighton Candidates for Obama’s Internet Czar Eli’s Non-Video Game Art BSG Auction (complete with “raging Tigh” impression More Sadness for Dollhouse Best and worst Birthday […]

Episode 34 – Musical Indian Food

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This week we talk about real life zombie invasions, the future of Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, the death of Zima, Star Wars Fan Days, Bruce Campbell’s prank calls, fake Guns N Roses and faker Led Zeppelin, how to fix(cancel) Heroes, the Avengers […]

Episode 33 – Zack and Josh Make a Porno

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Josh drops the biggest bomb in HE podcast history New Macbooks Max Payne and Donkeys Chocolate News JCVD and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!! http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/33-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:03:15 — 63.3MB)Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

Episode 32 – I LOVE SPACE PORN!

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Eli’s Excellent Chicago Adventure (pics here) Monkey Waiters! SPACE PORN!!!! Plus we answer YOUR QUESTIONS http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/32-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:49:16 — 57.9MB)Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

Episode 31 – Gosh, Don’Cha Know

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: It’s all about politics from 43:30 to 1:05:40 (skip it if you like) We answer YOUR QUESTIONS http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/31-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:48:08 — 58.4MB)Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

Episode 30 – Pickles and Sweet Jam

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”) Online flame war turns lethal Human Jet pack Knight Rider is the worst show ever made Don’t […]

Episode 29 – Love Isn’t Always on Time

NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!! If the length was scaring you (as it tends to do), fear not. The podcast is shorter (1.5 – 2 hours). Subscribe using the buttons in the sidebar! Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!! […]

Episode 28 – HBO’s Taxicab Abortions

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about: Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,” Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms […]

Episode 27 – Aye Aye Eli

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS, discuss the Jerry Lewis “Save The Muggles” Telethon, and premiere the “Eli Theme Song” by Jeff Fardink. http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/27-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:39:59 — 84.7MB)Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

Episode 26 – And You Shall Have My Chupacabra!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer SOME QUESTIONS FROM YOU! http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/26-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:10:29 — 96.5MB)Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

Episode 25 – Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS. http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/25-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in […]

Episode 24 – You Want the Spicy?

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics: Eli gets dangerous new sound effects, “Highlander of the Dance,” Nazi Dinosaurs!, Shia Labeouf’s pinky problems, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS. http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/24-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:07:00 — 96.8MB)Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

Episode 23 – Comic-Con Castcastcast

Anoved did this sketch live during the Podcast. We were all blown away at how amazingly awesome it was. Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics: Comic-Con 2008, Wolverine Trailer, Can Geeks and Jocks be friends? (probably the best discussion we’ve had to date), Geeks in the military? And we […]