Episode #65 – Jocularity Abounds

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about Josh’s MAME arcade cabinet, Josh has food on his face, glory holes, the majesty of Danny De Vito’s naked body, fruit fly penis laser SCIENCE!, Leno vs. Conan, “New Scrubs” and other tv shows, James Cameron, Avatar and “Project 880″, Daybreakers,  more upcoming movies, Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, Philip K. Dick’s estate sues Google, the deleted Avatar sex scene, Time Warner/Fox feud, and Eli’s new shitty movie blog.

The Post Show:
Do you want AN EXTRA HOUR OF PODCAST? Donate and check out the Post Show For Podcast 65 in The Vault.

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Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast is sponsored and hosted by Infinistorm.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:30:44 — 51.9MB)

Episode #64 – Super Podcast 64

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about James Cameron’s Avatar, the future impact of 3D graphics on films, Eli’s trip back to Texico, Old movies Joel has recently seen (The Happening/This Mist/The Killing Room), Josh seeing New Moon, Dollhouse, and the most regretted purchases the cast have ever made.

[Thanks to Ytoabn for the show notes!]

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Post Show:
Want another half hour of HE Podcast? In the post show for Podcast #64 we talk about The 40 worst movies of the 00’s.

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Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast is sponsored and hosted by Infinistorm.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:02:36 — 71.3MB)

Episode #63 – The Mobile Podcast Taco Truck

Cast: Joel, Eli and Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about Baylor Clown College, Paula Deen and Mint Juice, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, Turkey Jones, Flash Forward and Other TV type news, ABC’s “V” [SPOILERS], Thanksgiving plans, Chooch and Chang’s El DeLorio print, and Sarah Palin’s book signing.

[special thanks to FB DrPepperMD for sending in the show notes]

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Post Show:
Want another half hour of HE Podcast? In the post show for Podcast #63 we talk WAY TOO MUCH about Twilight and how it ruined vampires for me.

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Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast is sponsored and hosted by Infinistorm.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:43:36 — 58.1MB)

Episode #62 – What We Did On Our Summer Vacation

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode the HE crew talks about what we’ve been up to during our long hiatus: New jobs, new projects, comic conventions, Black Devil Doll, The Found Footage Festival Live, Our thoughts on the new TV season including the cancellation of Dollhouse, V, Modern Family, Always Sunny, The Venture Bros., The Star Trek DVD relase and MUCH MORE!

Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered them… then due to a technical failure that part of the show was deleted. Sorry.

The Post Show: This was also accidentally deleted but we talked about how 1984 was the best year for movies ever. Just think about that and imagine what we said.

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The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast is sponsored and hosted by Infinistorm.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:28:30 — 49.0MB)

You may have noticed that the HE Podcast hasn’t updated in a month or so. I’ve been getting a lot of questions form listeners, so I wanted to address your concerns. The HE Podcast is on a brief Hiatus while I finish preparations for the launch of the first HijiNKS Ensue Book.

It’s called HijiNKS ENSUE Volume 1: Godspeed, You Fancy Bastard and it’s available for preorder right now!

If all goes according to plan, the book should be finalized and off the the printer in the next couple of weeks, then the podcast can return.

Thanks for your patience,

~Joel

Episode #61 – Geisha Is Robot Podcast

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Intro: Shitty Movie Night featuring “The Room” and “Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus” Virtuality, Final Five Cylons comic,

This Week In Internet: iPod v. Walkman, Cheap Trick on 8-Track, Robo Geisha, Jesco White: Dancing Outlaw, Naked Terminator Man, View Master The Movie, (more) Michael Jackson, Green Lantern Movie, Science Of The Movies

Comic Topics: Star Wars TV Show, I am Gay for Harry Potter

Fancy Recommendations: We give our opinions on “Away We Go,” “Narnia: Prince Caspian,” The State on DVD and “Year One”

The Mail Sack: We Answer some of your Tweeted Questions

The Post Show: [HERE IN THE VAULT] We talk about the movies with the highest all time body counts and the SciFi Sequels that didn’t suck

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:46:13 — 53.0MB)

Episode #60 – The Great Chicken Sauce Conspiracy

Recorded: 6/26/09

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we spent most of our time talking about Michael Jackson. If you don’t want to hear jokes made it his expense, then please skip this episode.

We also talked about: The GI Joe Trailer, Adam Savage and AT&T, BSG Movie Remake, Buffy Movie, Daybreakers, Harry Potter Lawsuit, Billy Mays, Teen Wolf on TV, LOST mistaken for real plane crash footage, Alien Prequel, Chick-fil-A Sauce, Transformers 2

The Post Show:

In the Post Show for Episode 60 we talked about The Fancy Bastard Shitty Movie BirthdayCast.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:27:59 — 44.4MB)

Who: The HE Podcast Crew, a few other friends and YOU FANCY BASTARDS!

What: Shitty Movie Night to celebrate my 28th Birthday (which was June 3rd). We’re broadcasting the event live over Ustream so you can watch along and make fun of the terrible movies with us in the chat room.

When: Saturday Night, 06/27/09 starting at 8pm Central (barring the usual technical difficulties)

Where: The HE Podcast Ustream area

Why: Because it was so god damn much fun last time. Those of you who were there can testify that we had a blast trashing the shittiest of movies with Fancy Bastards all over the world.

Eli is providing the movies, so you know they will be frighteningly aweful. Hope to see you there!

-Joel

Episode #59 – DaVinci Does Dallas

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

iPhone 3Gs, Renaissance electronics – DaVinci does Dallas – Doing DaVinci, Man vs Cartoon, The new iPhone is retarded fast & video, McGrubber movie & The Coneheads, SNL sketches failure as movies, Anchorman 2, Good comedy movie sequels, Tosh.0, Terminator 3 deleted clip, Arnold back for Predator reboot?, Indy 5 with Shia LeBoof, Ghostbusters, Shitty movie broadcast – Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Trailer for 2012, Trailer for Impact

FB Harlo’s podcast – Bad Movie Fiends

The Mail Sack: We answer some of your questions!

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:25:34 — 43.7MB)

We’ll be broadcasting live via Ustream.TV FRIDAY 6/19/09 starting at 8pm central Live Stream Cancelled on account of scheduling conflicts and technical issues. Sorry.

See you there for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

So what’s going on in the world of Geek News that you would like us to talk about? Comment away!

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