Episode 22 – The Bat-Cast

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

A large portion of the show is spent on “The Dark Knight.” We also discuss what would happen if “Mr. Holland’s Opus,” “Jaws” and “Forrest Gump” were all the same movie.

We address questions from the readers, and discuss “This week in Internet” as well.

Episode 21 – Annual H.E. Shareholders Review

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Episode 20 – Bob Saget and Segway Death Metal

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

“Male Sack”: We answer your questions.

Episode 19 – The Longest Podcast EVAR!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Denise & Allison

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Episode 18 – Sacajawea & Quetzalcoatl

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended

Topics and Links

Episode 17 -The Fancy Bastards’ Birthday Ball

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Bonus Cast: Justin (FarrisG), Allison, Cynthia, Roger, and Emily

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids. Jokes about Racism and other sensitive topics. Not for the easily offended.
Topics and Links

(Josh accidentally didn’t save the video, so it isn’t archived on Ustream.)

We Answer your Questions in the “Male Sack”

Episode 16 – BattlestArby’s: The Final Five For Five

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
(NOTE: Contains humor concerning racism and religion. If you are easily offended, this probably isn’t a good episode for you.)

Topics and Links

“Male Sack”

  • We answer questions

Episode 13 – Eat The Glass

(pic courtesy of reader: Chuck Demiakumu)

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

Episode 12 – Long and Pointless

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh (& un-mic’d Denise)
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, NSFAnywhere, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Episode 11 – 80’s TV Trivia Showdown!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Music Links

Episode 10 – You Maniacs! You Blew It Up!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics

  • Charlton Heston
  • Movie Remakes
  • Fall TV Lineup
  • Clone High Bootleg
  • Battlestar Galactica Premiere (Spoilers)
  • Iron Man Preview Footage
  • Dallas Comic Con
  • “Undefeatable” VHS Library Mail Order of Doom!

This Week in Internet

Episode 9 – The Purple Pimp

“Joss Whedon’s Dr. Horrible” Interview with Mad Scientist Jonathan Reilly

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

This Week in Internet

•    Tramp Stamps for Kids!
•    Rick Astley Interviewed about Rick Roll
•    Inventor of Warp Drive is George Bush Sr.
•    GALACTICA’s Eick Developing CHILDREN OF MEN for TVJosh HATES David Eick
•    Battlestar Finale Rewritten
•    ‘Bangkok Dangerous’ It’s Dangerous to Bang it?
•    Mexican Predators Hunting Emo Kids
•    Ian McKellen is actually Gandalf
•    BSG’s Helo Cast in Dollhouse
•    Fox Gives Fourth Consecutive Sentence To PRISON BREAK !!
•    Smallville endorses delicious Gum
•    50 Cent has a new game and the terrorists win
•    Brother’s in Arms Comic Interview with writer, Mikey N.

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00:40:11 An Extremely Compelling “LOST” Theory
00:46:17 – “The Male Sack”

01:18:03 to 01:36:55
Interview with Jonathan Reilly about the filming of Joss Whedon’s “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog”

Episode 8 – It’s an Easter Miracle

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Religious jokes
Disclaimer:
We love everybody. If something in this podcast offends you deeply, remember it’s all a joke.

Show Notes

Topics:
The annual migration of the Gays
This week in Internet
Video Game Colleges- Pros and Cons
Bass Pro Shops
Shitty DVD’s at the Dollar Store
Dave Coolier emailed me
[01:07:55] Special Interview with Jesus
[01: 25:48] Reader Questions: “The Male Sack”
[02:17:50] LOTR voices of the week

Links:
“David’s Situation” (link)
The Penny Arcade Scholarship (link)
The Suicide Robot (link)
Battlestar Galactica Top 10 (link)
RollTube (link)
Woman on Toilet for 2 years (link)
Caprica Greenlit on Scifi (link)
Soul Geek (link)
internetisseriousbusines.com (don’t click this link…for reals)

Episode 7 – The Lost Podcast & The Luby’s Lunchcast

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh – Mikey, Jen & Jeremy

Topics: The Lost Episode, Sexual Discovery?
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Sexually explicit

[04:13] The Lost Episode begins
[05:15] 2 girls 1 cup The Show (link)
[06:11] All Nude Bachelor Party/ The One Armed Stripper
[9:19] Sexy German talk
[11:50] Luby’s Lunchcast intro
[13:14] Josh’s Origin Story/ Scissor Sisters/ The Cow Patty Motel/ The Orange Tent
[19:08] Impregnated over voice-com/ Discovering inappropriate touching/ “I would’ve cut her in half”/ “First hand knowledge”
[24:48] Proper child rearing/ “This is something I’ve invented”/ Parental Advice/ Saving it (just not all of it)/ Josh is wearing a Kilt/ Professor Emanuelle
[31:15] Girls are just as bad/ The “Bathroom” Note/ The Owl from “Clash of the Titans”/ Dirty Hippy Balls/ Steven Hawking hate hippies/ Brain Fight for Sex
[36:50] Dane Cook TV Pilots/ “Stacked and Cooked”/ Wozniak in “The Graduate”

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Episode 6 – Cooter by Jessica Simpson

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: Internet Memes, All-Con, Black Devil Doll
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

[4:40] You just got rolled/ Goatse Virgin/ Massive Goatse Roll/ Will Arnett on Human Giant/
[12:55] Cooter by Jessica Simpson/ Eli the Paparazzo/ Frodo the Paparazzo
[21:50] All-Con = Colossal Win/ SCA/ Eli’s All-Con Pics (Flickr link)/ Chief is an angry drunk/ Super Cool Portal Cosplay (Digg Link) (Her Cosplay Site link)/ Rifftrax (link)/ Star Wars Cantina Burlesque Show by the Lollie Bombs (video links)
[40:00 to 01:00:00] Black Devil Doll (link) Interview (interview pics)
[01:02:00] Evil Bong and Vampire Shatner/ Sean Penn’s Black Puppet Movie/ Sean Connery is a Spaniard/ Mortal Kombat!
[01:09:17] Previously On Lost Music (link)/ 10,000 BS/ theater ball buster/
[01:16:00] Josh is Gaytos (link) (Google link)/ Gay for Pay/ Prostate Exam/ NPR Outro

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Episode 5 – Experimentations in Technical Failure

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: LOST/La Bamba/ King of Kong/ Controversy/ Shitty Movies/ All-Con
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

EVERY TIME YOU HEAR A RECORD SKIP, THAT MEANS GARAGE BAND QUIT RECORDING!!!

Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes:

[1:30] James O’Barr’s Handler/ LOST/ Traditional Mexican Weddings/ Technical Difficulties + More LOST/ Battlestar Hendrix Cop Rock Elsewhere
[13:30] Mexican Heritage = Bob from La Bamba/ Eli’s Grandma/ More LOST?/ Weird Al teaches me about music
[22:32] More LOST??? Ben Clone?/ Burger King is terrible/ Peyote wedges from KFC/ Mexican Star Mars/ Enzyte makes Bob smile (link)/ Dildo Golden Girls: Thank you for being a friend
[30:17] King of Kong (trailer link)/ Billy Mitchell is a cock sucker/ Candy Cocaine Apples/ Mr. Awesome got so much ass
[38:15] Black Devil Doll Controversy (link) (myspace link)/ Black Devil Roots/ 60 ft FOOT porn/ Jeep Balls/ Bronzed Squirrel
[48:20] Xbox for X-Mas Fake out (link)/ Engadget to the rescue (link)
[53:50] All-Con (link)/ Yak Face/ Suck it La Bamba!/ Shitty Movie O’ The Week/ Ninja Brothers of Blood (link?)/ Robo Vampire (link) starring Peter O’Toole
[01:05:00] SNL Digital Short (link)/ Eli has a Wilco Boner/ More Technical difficulties/ Obama is your new bicycle (link)/ Hillary is mom jeans (link)
[01:12:40]
Eli gets a call from The Man

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Episode 4 – Con Men

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: Cons
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes:

[01:55] Predator The Musical/ Twister the Musical/ Eli is hung over/ The BFRickRoll (link)/ Rick Roll Pie Chart (link)/ Rick Rolling the Church of Scientology (link)/ Mario Paint Rick Roll (link)
[09:20] Mario Paint Hotel Shenanigans/ Predator Adolescence/ Josh’s Vader Dome
[13:31] Texas Frightmare Weekend (link)/ Zombie Walk (linkvideo)/ Rusty/ Con Flyers/ Joel was a Scare Technician
[20:17] Malcolm McDowell Q & A
[24:40] Fear Fest/ Black Devil Doll (link)/ Horror Porn (link)
[30:15] Pissing with Boba Fett/ Mavs game with Storm Troopers/ Klingons hate Star Wars (link)/ My dad’s a Jedi
[40:35] A-Kon (link to 2007 pics)/ Tail Malfunction/ Downtrodden Gandalf/ Green Mountain Energy Douchebag (link)/ The End (of HD-DVD)

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Episode 3 – One Way Ticket Straight To Hell

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: Worst Jobs ever
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Hijinks Ensue Podcast Show Notes:

[01:17] Jen Loves Vaginas/ Josh’s Birthday @ Luby’s
[06:40] The Intros/ The Lost Podcast/ Keith Pizza
[11:34] Spelling Bee Uncomfortableness (http://youtube.com/watch?v=bGdCeMayUjk)
[14:38] Novelty Cake Toppers are legal in Texas (http://fleshbot.com/356312/texas-sex-toy-ban-overturned)/ Dildo Baggins/ For Tobacco use only/ The Sodomy Parade
[20:50] What’s behind the curtain?/ The Pride of Ft. Worth: Hoogie Boogie Land (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY)/ Just-a drinkin’ and a-drivin’
[29:00] Joel’s had 100 jobs/ Eli loses $10K/ Show us your BWZZ/ Stabbing the Tea Bags
[43:00] Front Row Joe/ Service Merchandise/ Service Plus with a smile
[57:20] With apologies to the mentally challenged (seriously, this went too far and we are sorry)/ I slipped in butter/ Projection booth nightmares/ The Mad Shitter Strikes/
[01:10] Magmar: A wrangler of sorts/ In Space, No One can hear you Shit
[1:19:00] Raped by a Priest/ More Bathroom incidents/ Male Sack
[1:23:00] Actual geek stuff/ Indiana Jones Trailer/ Sarah Connor/ Penicillin and Paris Hilton/ Black Devil Doll (http://blackdevildoll.com/) @ Fearfest

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Episode 2 – Country Fried Love 2: Porkchop Boogaloo

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Allison & Denise

Topics: 80’s Movies, Transformers, Brave Toasters
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes:

[00:59] Eli wants to harass people at Horror Con
[02:50] The Country Fried Live
[03:50] Josh gets naked for bread
[04:49] Waitress takes our orders (skip this)
[06:00] Mutants of the Deep
[06:55] Childhood trauma and “The Meaning of Life”
[07:39] The MonChiChis
[08:54] The monkey from “Project X
[10:26] “Flight of the Navigator” in HD
[12:58] “Space Camp
[14:00] “The Last StarFighter“/Clone High/
Dementia Waitress/ Delta Burke/ Video Game Crimes
[19:04] TEH LOL SENATEZ
[20:40] Josh has hand problems/ BACON!
[23:26] An Exercise in Narcissism
[25:00] Forbidden Robot Love/ Dinobots
[30:30] Transformers Gang Bang
[31:04] The New $20 Bill
[31:35] “The Brave Little Toaster
[34:14] “The Last Unicorn
[35:17] Back to the Brave Toaster!
[38:00] America: The Land of Electric Blankets and Freedom
[39:50] Dishwasher Cosplay

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Episode 1 – Winter Extreme Sports Special Olympics going down in flames

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Topics: Lost, Rambo, Cloverfield, American Gladiators, Rambo, Ents, Rambo and Rambo

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

[01:38] The Final Countdown (link)
[03:00] Lost Season 4 premier underwhelms
[06:00] Rambo IV makes grown men giggle
[13:00] Drucilla meets Rambo
[14:00] Candy Mountain (link)
[16:30] 1st Caller: Sweet Child O’Mine (link: ???)
[17:36] Mail Sack: Kip has a Lost question
[20:00] Eli has a $500 cat
[23:08] I Can Has Cheezeburger in a Can (link)
[24:25] Michael Bay is remaking Nightmare on Elm Street (link)
[26:40] Tom Cruise needs Rocket Fuel (link)
[27:10] Eli is a Mexican like Guiermo Del Toro
[29:28] “Canadians” (link)
[30:18] J.J. Trek viral marketing (link)
[31:00] Pimp my space ship
[32:30] Full Circle: Back to Rambo
[36:18] Navy Rail Gun (link)
[37:00] “If a tree took a dump in the woods…”
[38:42] Fratboy Tree/ Jack in the Box
[41:00] Question from a caller: Cloverfield
[41:56] Cloverfield hangs out with the Trees
[43:20]
Cloverfield: A word of warning
[43:38] Question from a caller: Dicks with dicks
[45:57] 1st live call: Mikey, “Who’s your favorite Gladiator?”
[49:42] Cloverfield shows up
[51:30] Outro?
[54:00] Actual Outro: “Next time, on a very special Hijinks Ensue”

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