Episode 22 – The Bat-Cast

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links: A large portion of the show is spent on “The Dark Knight.” We also discuss what would happen if “Mr. Holland’s Opus,” “Jaws” and “Forrest Gump” were all the same movie. We address questions from the readers, and discuss “This week […]

Episode 21 – Annual H.E. Shareholders Review

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links Iphone 3G, Ave Q, New HE Store, Channelsurfing.net, “Making of Evan Almighty”, E3 , Dont eat CFL bulbs We answer questions from the listeners OSXBMC changes name Iron Man to play Sherlock Holmes Fanboys saved “Fanboys” It’s Always Sunny in Space […]

Episode 20 – Bob Saget and Segway Death Metal

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links The Comedy Stylings of Robert Saget Eli and Denise saw “Wargames 2” and lived Nightmare on Elm St. reboot Dethklok Live at The House of Blues in Dallas BrendonSmall.com No Billy for Battlestar? Easily crackable games are the future of […]

Episode 19 – The Longest Podcast EVAR!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Denise & Allison Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links Arrested Development Movie for 2009? Robert Smigel doing 70’s TV game show remake Ron Moore’s new show sounds crappy, has a person in it Dragon Ball guys has super anime facial features Disaster Movie looks like a piece of shit […]

Episode 18 – Sacajawea & Quetzalcoatl

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended Topics and Links Dallas douche tries to stop the Serenity? The Orphan Copyright Act Vaginas do not actually have teeth (but don’t tell Josh) NBC Ameri-murdering Eli’s favorite British show: Top Gear Ed Norton vs. Marvel (it turns […]

Episode 17 -The Fancy Bastards’ Birthday Ball

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Bonus Cast: Justin (FarrisG), Allison, Cynthia, Roger, and Emily Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids. Jokes about Racism and other sensitive topics. Not for the easily offended. Topics and Links HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Vidcast Simulcast Castcast (Josh accidentally didn’t save the video, so it isn’t archived on Ustream.) Read […]

Episode 16 – BattlestArby’s: The Final Five For Five

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids (NOTE: Contains humor concerning racism and religion. If you are easily offended, this probably isn’t a good episode for you.) Topics and Links Eli is “Back in Brown!” A-Kon ’08 (Eli’s Pics) (Awesome Pikachu costume) Spiraling‘s new album “Time Travel Made Easy” is […]

Episode 13 – Eat The Glass

(pic courtesy of reader: Chuck Demiakumu) UPDATE YOUR PODCAST RSS FEED LINK:  http://feeds.feedburner.com/hijinks-ensue-podcast Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links: Margaret Cho knows what it’s like to be a gay man VHS Challenge is a GO! Landalf the Black, or Gando the Brown Shirt/Store Updates Battlestar talk Happy […]

Episode 12 – Long and Pointless

UPDATE YOUR PODCAST RSS FEED LINK:  http://feeds.feedburner.com/hijinks-ensue-podcast Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh (& un-mic’d Denise) Rating: Explicit, NSFW, NSFAnywhere, Not for kids Topics and Links Trekkies II Cher was in M.A.S.K. Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway “Face Stab” trailer Driver’s Ed. Captain Power: Lasers vs. VHS Batman vs. Mortal Kombat Tom Cruise and Ron Moore […]

Episode 11 – 80’s TV Trivia Showdown!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links The Ft. Worth Zoo has honky tigers Stan Lee’s Lightspeed sucked a black hole Attack of LOTR in HD pt. 2 Ice is back with a brand new invention: Spousal Abuse! Don’t fuck with Chuck… Norris Blank Check is a cinematic […]

Episode 10 – You Maniacs! You Blew It Up!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics Charlton Heston Movie Remakes Fall TV Lineup Clone High Bootleg Battlestar Galactica Premiere (Spoilers) Iron Man Preview Footage Dallas Comic Con “Undefeatable” VHS Library Mail Order of Doom! This Week in Internet PVP Bacon Suit Comic Short Circuit Remake Bill and Ted Remake […]

Episode 9 – The Purple Pimp

“Joss Whedon’s Dr. Horrible” Interview with Mad Scientist Jonathan Reilly Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids This Week in Internet •    Tramp Stamps for Kids! •    Rick Astley Interviewed about Rick Roll •    Inventor of Warp Drive is George Bush Sr. •    GALACTICA’s Eick Developing CHILDREN OF MEN for TV […]

Episode 8 – It’s an Easter Miracle

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Religious jokes Disclaimer: We love everybody. If something in this podcast offends you deeply, remember it’s all a joke. Show Notes Topics: The annual migration of the Gays This week in Internet Video Game Colleges- Pros and Cons Bass Pro Shops Shitty DVD’s at […]

Episode 7 – The Lost Podcast & The Luby’s Lunchcast

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh – Mikey, Jen & Jeremy Topics: The Lost Episode, Sexual Discovery? Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Sexually explicit [04:13] The Lost Episode begins [05:15] 2 girls 1 cup The Show (link) [06:11] All Nude Bachelor Party/ The One Armed Stripper [9:19] Sexy German talk [11:50] Luby’s Lunchcast intro [13:14] […]

Episode 6 – Cooter by Jessica Simpson

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: Internet Memes, All-Con, Black Devil Doll Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids [4:40] You just got rolled/ Goatse Virgin/ Massive Goatse Roll/ Will Arnett on Human Giant/ [12:55] Cooter by Jessica Simpson/ Eli the Paparazzo/ Frodo the Paparazzo [21:50] All-Con = Colossal Win/ SCA/ Eli’s All-Con Pics (Flickr link)/ […]

Episode 5 – Experimentations in Technical Failure

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: LOST/La Bamba/ King of Kong/ Controversy/ Shitty Movies/ All-Con Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids EVERY TIME YOU HEAR A RECORD SKIP, THAT MEANS GARAGE BAND QUIT RECORDING!!! Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes: [1:30] James O’Barr’s Handler/ LOST/ Traditional Mexican Weddings/ Technical Difficulties + More LOST/ Battlestar Hendrix Cop Rock […]

Episode 4 – Con Men

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: Cons Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes: [01:55] Predator The Musical/ Twister the Musical/ Eli is hung over/ The BFRickRoll (link)/ Rick Roll Pie Chart (link)/ Rick Rolling the Church of Scientology (link)/ Mario Paint Rick Roll (link) [09:20] Mario Paint Hotel Shenanigans/ Predator Adolescence/ […]

Episode 3 – One Way Ticket Straight To Hell

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: Worst Jobs ever Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Hijinks Ensue Podcast Show Notes: [01:17] Jen Loves Vaginas/ Josh’s Birthday @ Luby’s [06:40] The Intros/ The Lost Podcast/ Keith Pizza [11:34] Spelling Bee Uncomfortableness (http://youtube.com/watch?v=bGdCeMayUjk) [14:38] Novelty Cake Toppers are legal in Texas (http://fleshbot.com/356312/texas-sex-toy-ban-overturned)/ Dildo Baggins/ For Tobacco use […]

Episode 2 – Country Fried Love 2: Porkchop Boogaloo

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Allison & Denise Topics: 80’s Movies, Transformers, Brave Toasters Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes: [00:59] Eli wants to harass people at Horror Con [02:50] The Country Fried Live [03:50] Josh gets naked for bread [04:49] Waitress takes our orders (skip this) [06:00] Mutants of the Deep […]

Episode 1 – Winter Extreme Sports Special Olympics going down in flames

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Topics: Lost, Rambo, Cloverfield, American Gladiators, Rambo, Ents, Rambo and Rambo Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: [01:38] The Final Countdown (link) [03:00] Lost Season 4 premier underwhelms [06:00] Rambo IV makes grown men giggle [13:00] Drucilla meets Rambo [14:00] Candy Mountain (link) [16:30] 1st Caller: Sweet Child […]