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Potter And Daughter 05 – Book 2, Episode 2

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In the fifth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily pick up their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets at chapter 7. They talk about Harry and Draco’s prospects on their respective Quidditch teams, Wizard blood status (Pure Bloods, Mudbloods, Muggleborns and Squibs), the deal with Salazar Slytherin (and his heir), and the difference in Muggle and Wizard education.

Our theme song is “This Book Is So Awesome” by Harry and The Potters.

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Potter And Daughter 04 – Book 2, Episode 1

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In the fourth episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily start their discussion of Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets including the introduction of Dobby, the role of house elves in the Wizarding world and the introduction of Professor Gilderoy Lockhart. This episode covers chapters 1 through 6.

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Potter And Daughter 03 – Book 1, Episode 3

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In the third episode of Potter And Daughter, Joel and Lily discuss chapter 12 through the end of Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They spend some time talking about The Mirror of Erised and what each of them might see in the mirror.

Our theme song is “This Book Is So Awesome” by Harry and The Potters.

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Potter And Daughter 02 – Book 1, Episode 2

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In the second episode of Potter And Daughter, cartoonist Joel Watson talks to his seven year old daughter, Lily, about chapters 7 through 11 in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They cover the events from the sorting hat through Harry’s first game of Quidditch.

Our theme song is “This Book Is So Awesome” by Harry and The Potters.

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Potter And Daughter 01 – Book 1, Episode 1

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In this first episode of Potter And Daughter, cartoonist Joel Watson talks to his seven year old daughter, Lily, about the first six chapters in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone. They spend some time on the current state of Harry’s life and how it rapidly begins to change with his introduction to the Wizarding World and his journey from Privett Drive to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry.

Our theme song is “This Book Is So Awesome” by Harry and The Potters.

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Episode 94 – Mice On The Moon Part 2 w/ Yuri Lowenthal & Tara Platt

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This is part 2 of my discussion with professional voice actors Yuri Lowenthal and Tara Platt. We talk about some of their favorite roles in film, tv, animation and video games (and especially MY FAVORITE of their roles), their dream jobs (Yuri’s Dark Knight Returns destiny) and their heroes. We also take a few listener questions from Twitter.

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Episode 93 – Mice On The Moon Part 1 w/ Yuri Lowenthal & Tara Platt

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In this episode I talk to my friends Yuri Lowenthal and Tara Platt about how they have the greatest job in the world. They are both full time professional voice actors in Hollywood, California, USA, Earth and I find everything they have to say about the world of voice over and voice acting to be COMPLETELY FASCINATING. Will you as well? Perhaps. Perhaps YES YOU WILL DEFINITELY FOR SURE!

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Episode 92 – He’s Dredd, Jim.

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Joel, Eli and Alex talk about: Leverage in syndication, Cable TV Cord Cutting, iPads iPads everywhere and not a drop to ink, TRON is cheating, Movie Magic is dead, The Dark Knight is in the future, WE are in the past, Secret Limey Spider-man, Allamo Drafthouse 90’s Sing-A-Long, the sad true fate of Smash Mouth, Ska Confusion, Wonka’s Willy, Unhappy With Madison, There may have been a world PRE-iPhone!, Hulu is nearly unusable, forcing technology where it isn’t ready to go yet.

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Episode 91 – Baltimore Bart’s Bed & Breakfast

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It’s Joel! It’s Rob! It’s Dave! It’s those same guys following up where THIS EPISODE left off! The same three guys are talking about San Diego Comicon, as well as OTHER THINGS!

SPOILERS: The last 10 minutes of this particular episode are perhaps my favorite in all HE Podcast history.

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Episode 90 – BONE TOKENS!

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It’s Joel, Dave and Rob talking about the things boys talk about. The terrible, horrifying things…

Tripple A’s and those attracted to batteries, Coin-ventures and Grandma’s bones!, The Ballad of Pearl (My Lovely Lumpy Grandma), Southwest accepts alternative payment, Broken Spirit Airlines, Stephen King Airlines, Rob skips SDCC for Connecticon, Hartford is terrifying, My dinner with Stan Lee, Adult Muppet Babies, Little Marvel Babies, more musings on Connecticon, The horrors of a Grateful Dead cover band, Anime con people are also terrifying, Joel auditions for Dragon Ball Zed, Japanese cartoons too saucy for America, Autobots favor desert combat, The Blue Seduction of Rob,  When the Gospel Con collided with the Anime Con, Noah’s Hyper Space Ark 9000.

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Episode 88 – Wizardo And The Hot Dog Guy

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This one’s a rambler. PLEASE TO ENJOY!

Dave’s horrible movie idea, Hot Dog Aid, Joel forgets Jennifer Tilly exists, plenty of Wizard talk, Hot dog rock, “The GPS Of Fate” movie pitch, Kevin Kostner solves the crisis, poaching dinosaurs, bifurcated Spawn, downtown Phoenix is a dead zone, Rob gets Phoenix poisoning, the heartiness of the Irish, Liam Neeson as Lee Skeetumz, the magic of t-shirts, children’s alcohol, Van Halen, Total Remake, Nic Cage has range, Battlefield Earth is historical fan-fiction, Scientology’s religious pyramid scheme, The Tom Cruise conundrum, Mexico has it’s own Jesus, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a hero.

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Episode 87 – ZombieWhatever.com

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Alex is back! Also Eli! Things are talked about in the following order!

Joel’s home theater woes, white van speaker bros, Jeremy Renner’s Ghost Protocol isn’t fooling anyone, age is a cruel mistress, Secretary spankings, Avatar makes the best jerk chicken, Thanks, Obama!, Zombie Gun Show, Doomsday Preppers, Hurricano, American Pickers EXPOSED AS FRAUDS!, Storage Wars is bullshit, Pawn Stars is ruined forever, Kat Von D if FUCKING BULLSHIT!, Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs, thum therioth questhtions for Counthelor Troi.

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Episode 86 – Oh No! Promotheus!

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Eli and Josh are back for some reason! 

Why do we start by talking about politics?! Eli, basically refuses to answer my questions about working on the Star Wars Kinnect game, Eli basically refuses to answer my questions about Harlem Nights, things get pretty racist concerning my reader/listener demographics, hiding your valuable in unwanted alcohol, a bit of Breaking Bad talk, Off brand Mountain Dew, P.F. Tompkins vs. P.F. Changs,  The Rack!, Brave and Cars 2, Pixar’s track record, XXX porn parodies, Anchorman 2, Dark Knight rises predictions, Rico’s Roughnecks vs. Dracula 3000, The Alien Resurrection/Firefly connection, Prometheus does not contain Predator.

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Episode 85 – 100% Pure Jesus

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On this episode I am joined by Rob Denbleyker and Dave McElfatrick of Cyanide and Happiness. We spend a great deal of time talking about Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. We also get into racist Transformers, Serpentor’s interior design preferences, how Ireland is a different place than America, Rowan Atkinson, Texas potatoes, Billy Elliot, a deconstruction of the initial appeal of Limp Bizkit, Velociraptor linguistics, Scatman Popeye, Satanic country and western music, and racial inequality in The Jetsons.

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Episode 84 – Burgatory

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The HE Podcast is back! Read more about the long hiatus and the new direction for the show here. In this episode I am joined by Kris Wilson and Rob Denbleyker from Explosm/Cyanide & Happiness. We talk about how Kris’s home is likely burning down in a Colorado wild fire, among other things.

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Episode 83 – Post Show

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In the post show for Episode 83 we talk about “Saved By The Bell,” “Scream 4” some more… I think… maybe we didn’t. I know I played with the virtual guitar in iPad Garageband for 20 minutes or so.

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Episode 83 – Ass Merkins

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Show Notes:
Joel tries to coax Eli into talking about his bachelor party, wedding and subsequent Vegas vacation with little to no success. The crew examines Eli’s Vegas souvenir: NUDEY PLAYING CARDS! Maybe we call a hooker. Just maybe. Also Portal 2, Mortal Kombat, Scream 4, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Breaking Bad, Insidious, Mystery Team and more!

Cast: Joel Watson, Eli Luna and Josh Jeffcoat

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 82 – C2E2 2011 Webcomics Roundtable

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Show Notes:

This episode is a recording of the Webcomics Roundtable panel from C2E2 2011 in Chicago, IL.

Cast: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls With Slingshots.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 81 – Dick Island

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Travel Adventures! Josh’s gay cruise to Dick Island, Alex’s magical trip to Hogwarts and Joel’s Frakes-tastic Emerald City Comicon experience!

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Josh Jeffcoat

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 80 – Medium Seabiscuit

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Show Notes:

Our New Sponsor: Tres Feo, Update on the whereabouts of Josh and Eli [one of them is dead], space shuttle Discovery launch, the great soccer sticker conspiracy, SNL Backstage, Robocop statue vs. Freddie Mercury statue, shitty movie suggestion: Eliminators (1986), Contact, lots of Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes in general conversation, Predator The Musical, talking space shuttles with my daughter, PBS loses federal funding, Tenacious D. & Flight Of The Concords, fake drama in Pawn Stars, Eli’s Pawn Stars challenge, teaching Roger about Twitter, Nathan Fillion buying Firefly, influential Albums, The Seabiscuit/Sexbiscuit donation challenge, Emerald City Comic-Con and C2E2.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 79 – Mayor Phoenix Mayor

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It’s Josh’s birthday (but where is he?), Dallas’s mayor drives cabs and fights crime, update on Roger’s rape-van, The Justin Bie-bot, Tom Brislin’s new video-song, we leave Josh a B-Day voicemail, Roger hacks his car which pleases Hitler, Top Gear (US vs. British), Wizard Magazine/ The Wizard/ Wizard World/ Al Gore is an Internet Wizard, some 90’s Batman movie talk, An Idiot Abroad, The Twitsack: networking in creative industries, X-Men: First Class teaser trailer, Who hasn’t read Harry Potter?!,  a random story about masturbation, gay chorus advice, how does a sci-fi tv show succeed or fail?, and a proposition for Josh.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 78 – Post Show

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In the post show for Episode 78 we’ve got: More American Chopper talk, Alex’s encounters with Starbuck (Katee Sackhoff), (Number 6) Tricia Helfer and Uhura (Nichelle Nichols), and the 10 greatest starships of all time.

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Episode 78 – Get In The Van

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Show Notes:

What happened to Josh and Eli?, Roger has a van and a plan, Roger’s domestic adventures, power tools are terrifying murder machines, new Black Dynamite hits!, Kevin Smith (Red State, circumventing Hollywood, Too Fat To Fly, etc), X-Mas kids music on Pandora, Stop vegetable abuse, Patton Oswalt in Big Fan, SyFy’s Face Off, History Channel reality shows, scripted drama in reality shows, WAY TOO MUCH talk about American Chopper: Sr. Vs. Jr.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

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Episode 77 – There Is No Easy Way Out

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Show Notes:

[Recorded 01/12/2010]

Black Dynamite, TRON Legacy is biodigital jazz, Old Chub Scottish Ale, Rocky Balboa, M&M tubes + sleeping kitties = Floaty Inception cats, Transformers 80’s Movie, Rape in a moonbounce (Revenge of The Nerds), offensive humour, 80’s cartoons don’t hold up, clay-mation, voice modulation, secret sauce, Summer Glau’s TV kiss of death and more!

Cast: Joel Watson & Eli Luna with guest host Alex Flores

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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