In the post show for Episode 30 we talk about the best training montages in film, SFW porn, and the possibility of “Unbreakable 2.”
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Episode 30 – Pickles and Sweet Jam
Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
- Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway
- Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”)
- Online flame war turns lethal
- Human Jet pack
- Knight Rider is the worst show ever made
- Don’t fart on cops
- Predator 3
- a discussion of Political Bullshit
- We answer YOUR QUESTIONS
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:42:58 — 53.8MB)
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Episode 29 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 29 we finish the discussion we started in the podcast about The Best Worst Scifi Movies of All Time. Good debates/arguments in this one.
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Episode 29 – Love Isn’t Always on Time
NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!! If the length was scaring you (as it tends to do), fear not. The podcast is shorter (1.5 – 2 hours).
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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
- It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere
- The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!
- The new Microsoft Ads
- The Best Worst SciFi movies of all time
- And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:51:11 — 57.9MB)
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Episode 28 – Post Show
“The Firecane”
In the post show for Episode 28 we talk about:
- Sarah Palin and Tina Fey
- The Bluth Family is in a call center in India
- Jury Duty Nightmare!
- Denise and Elis Secret Mexican code words
- What’s worse? A Hurriance or a Firecane
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 35:08 — 18.3MB)
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Episode 28 – HBO’s Taxicab Abortions
Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
In this episode we talk about:
- Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM
- What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,”
- Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party
- True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms of graphic content and cursing
- And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:04:30 — 95.5MB)
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Episode 27 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 27 we talk about The Marvel Secret Wars, Eli busting heads, guns, top Google terms for HijiNKS Ensue and we premiere the “Josh Theme Song”!
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 25:02 — 12.5MB)
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Episode 27 – Aye Aye Eli
Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Topics: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS, discuss the Jerry Lewis “Save The Muggles” Telethon, and premiere the “Eli Theme Song” by Jeff Fardink.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:39:59 — 84.7MB)
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Episode 26 – And You Shall Have My Chupacabra!
Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer SOME QUESTIONS FROM YOU!
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Episode 25 – Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:36:21 — 108.5MB)
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Episode 24 – Post Show
Here’s an extra 45 minutes of Podcast for you!
I cut out the 9 minutes in the middle where all we were doing was signing a shirt for a reader. I DO have your best interests in mind.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 47:04 — 24.6MB)
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Episode 24 – You Want the Spicy?
Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Topics: Eli gets dangerous new sound effects, “Highlander of the Dance,” Nazi Dinosaurs!, Shia Labeouf’s pinky problems, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:07:00 — 96.8MB)
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Episode 23 – Comic-Con Castcastcast
Anoved did this sketch live during the Podcast. We were all blown away at how amazingly awesome it was.
Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Topics: Comic-Con 2008, Wolverine Trailer, Can Geeks and Jocks be friends? (probably the best discussion we’ve had to date), Geeks in the military?
And we answer QUESTIONS from the listeners.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:24:54 — 92.2MB)
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Episode 22 – The Bat-Cast
Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Topics and Links:
A large portion of the show is spent on “The Dark Knight.” We also discuss what would happen if “Mr. Holland’s Opus,” “Jaws” and “Forrest Gump” were all the same movie.
We address questions from the readers, and discuss “This week in Internet” as well.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:32:57 — 117.6MB)
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Episode 21 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 21 we take live reader questions, talk a bit about “The Experiement” and spiral out of control into the most offensive discussion I have ever taken part in.
I present to you “The LOLacaust”
[Seriously, it’s all jokes. Don’t listen if you are easily offended. I’m sorry.]
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Episode 21 – Annual H.E. Shareholders Review
Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Topics and Links
- Iphone 3G, Ave Q, New HE Store, Channelsurfing.net, “Making of Evan Almighty”, E3 , Dont eat CFL bulbs
- We answer questions from the listeners
- OSXBMC changes name
- Iron Man to play Sherlock Holmes
- Fanboys saved “Fanboys”
- It’s Always Sunny in Space
- Halo Kid
- Ravers Blinded by KGB Super Laser
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Episode 20 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 20 we talk about Eli’s nicknames, updates on “The Experiment,” Josh’s love for terrible movies, The Penny Arcade Game and answer some live questions from the commenters.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 36:25 — 19.6MB)
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Episode 20 – Bob Saget and Segway Death Metal
Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Topics and Links
- The Comedy Stylings of Robert Saget
- Eli and Denise saw “Wargames 2” and lived
- Nightmare on Elm St. reboot
- Dethklok Live at The House of Blues in Dallas
- BrendonSmall.com
- No Billy for Battlestar?
- Easily crackable games are the future of gaming
- Marty’s shoes are McFly
- WALL-E is a pirate
- Hellboy on “Actor’s Studio”
- The proper term is “ward”
- Digital Tattoo says “Mom” in binary
“Male Sack”: We answer your questions.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:43:16 — 74.8MB)
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Episode 19 – Post Show
If you enjoyed HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Episode 19, here’s more… of it. We plan Allison’s Arrested Development party, talk about Flight of the Conchords, and debate the morals of video game piracy.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 35:37 — 14.4MB)
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Episode 19 – The Longest Podcast EVAR!
Cast: Joel, Eli, Denise & Allison
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Topics and Links
- Arrested Development Movie for 2009?
- Robert Smigel doing 70’s TV game show remake
- Ron Moore’s new show sounds crappy, has a person in it
- Dragon Ball guys has super anime facial features
- Disaster Movie looks like a piece of shit
- There are going to be dinosaurs in this dinosaur movie…
- Look out! The Whore Truck is comin’!
- Dr. Horrible Trailer
- Firefly on BluRay
- Emmy list of shows I don’t watch
- 3 More years of “Office”
- Octagon Global at SDCC
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:49:15 — 85.8MB)
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Episode 18 – Post Show
If you enjoyed HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Episode 18, here’s about 30 minutes of extra BS’ing we recorded afterward.
Josh and Eli lament the premature death of Sealab.
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Episode 18 – Sacajawea & Quetzalcoatl
Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended
Topics and Links
- Dallas douche tries to stop the Serenity?
- The Orphan Copyright Act
- Vaginas do not actually have teeth (but don’t tell Josh)
- NBC Ameri-murdering Eli’s favorite British show: Top Gear
- Ed Norton vs. Marvel (it turns out Marvel and Ed Norton were the same person)
- AfroNinja The Movie (every part of that title is great)
- RateMyHooker.com or AmIaProstituteOrNot.com
- SuperFast Internets Drive your Dumptrucks ALL OVER these tubes
- Smallville hates me so hard
- FEDCon closes mid-con
- We answer your questions
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:27:42 — 77.8MB)
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Episode 17 -The Fancy Bastards’ Birthday Ball
Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Bonus Cast: Justin (FarrisG), Allison, Cynthia, Roger, and Emily
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids. Jokes about Racism and other sensitive topics. Not for the easily offended.
Topics and Links
(Josh accidentally didn’t save the video, so it isn’t archived on Ustream.)
- Read about The FB Internet Movie Party on the Forum
- Battlestar Midseason finale discussion
- Shepard gets a Book
- Peeing on children is legal as long as you are R. Kelley
- We’re being”Punished” again
- Office Spinoff news
- Robocop, where the future always looks like 1993
- Like Barbie, Street Fighters is Ken-less
- O’Reily Flipout Remix
- Lucas Arts something something Dark side reference something
- Roll Back in Black: AC/DC Goes Walmart Exclusive
- Leonardo plays arcade dork… not the Ninja Turtle
- Candyland mees Minus Tirith (thanks Melkor)
We Answer your Questions in the “Male Sack”
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Episode 16 – BattlestArby’s: The Final Five For Five
Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
(NOTE: Contains humor concerning racism and religion. If you are easily offended, this probably isn’t a good episode for you.)
Topics and Links
- Eli is “Back in Brown!”
- A-Kon ’08 (Eli’s Pics) (Awesome Pikachu costume)
- Spiraling‘s new album “Time Travel Made Easy” is out!
- Denise eats horrible nonsense (on the FB Forum)
- Lone Wolf Motherfucking McQuade
- Religious Persecution = Being Persecuted by Religion
- Indiana Jones 5? Fuck you, George!
- Doctor Horrible’s Sing-A-Long-Blog Almost Done!
- Best Buy Stereo Guy Humps the floor (customer service)
- Shirley Manson in Terminator
- ET has NOT landed in Denver (more awesome fake video)
- Axle Foley and The Rat
- Pot Heads H4XoR teh c0Mk4zt – pWn3d
- Flame Throwing Wheelchair Tank
- Super Awesome Bill-board
- Decapitated Billboards
- By the Power of LameSkull: He-Man Movie
- Email from beyond the Rapture
- Best office worker flip out ever! (2nd angle)
- Dipping your cock in estrogen cures all disease!
- Germany abuses the elderly is hilarious ways
- THEOOOOOO! RUUUUUDY! Cosby Sweaters GO!
“Male Sack”
- We answer questions
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:34:23 — 81.4MB)
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Episode 15 – 90’s Alt. Rock Challenge
Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Topics and Links
- HijiNKS Ensue Forum!!!
- Didu’s Badass Reader Art
(Didu’s Comic) - Josh laments Indy 4
- Indy 4 = No BTTF 4 EVAR!
- Corn Mo Tours Europe with Ben Folds
- Could Spider-Man Be Going Back To High School?
- Cylons Baseships Run Windows XP?
- Indy 4 Makes a Fuck Tonne of Money
- Fox use a HijiNKS Ensue comic in a SUPER IRONIC way
- Save Dollhouse Campaign
- HIGHLANDER remake and FLASH GORDON remake
- 7 Completely Unnecessary Jet Engine Powered Vehicles (for Thomas)
- Ghost Ride the Lawnmower
- Pointless Viral Campaign for Dollhouse
- Bale = John Connor In Three TERMINATOR Movies
- Jake Gyllenhaal to play the PRINCE OF PERSIA?
[0:45:00] The “Male Sack”
[1:19:00] ShitterMission featuring Josh!
[1:44:55] The 90’s Alt. Rock Challenge
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Episode 14 – Mono, Thumb Dicks & Ejaculate Lassos
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Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Topics and Links
- PS3 Thumb Dick Ad
- “They Call Her One Eye“
- Update on Denise’s Buffy Experiment
- 1st Dollhouse Trailer kind of dissapointing
- Starship Troopers 3: Johnny Rico!!!
- Let Best Buy “Professionally Install” Your XBox Games
- Universal Soldier 3 (Version 2.0) Is Coming
- $15 Million Anime Ejaculate Lasso
- Explain Lost To Its Own Producers
- Teen Plots to Kill Jesus
- Holy Crap: MacGyver Blockbuster Film Coming!
- Pet’s Eye View Camera
- Octopus Pie has our VHS Tape?
- Teacher fired for Wizardry
- Look What’s On Tony Stark’s Workbench In Iron Man
- Bioshock Movie Coming
- Morena Baccarin cast in new ABC pilot
- Strike: Round 2 – SAG headed for the picket lines
- Houston Teens can make ANYTHING into a bong
- TOUCHDOWN JESUS makes me believe. So does THIS.
- Brad Pitt might be Thor?
- “Speed Racer” Bombs at Box Office
- Eric Stoltz Will Play The Inventor Of The Cylons!!
- BATTLESTAR/ CAPRICA Discussion [1:02:00]
- ‘Donnie Darko’ Sequel?
- FRAGGLEs Movie on the Way
- Is Speed Racer Just Too Gay?
- “Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men From Mars”
Additional Updated Link!
[01:10:30] “Male Sack” – We answer these questions
[01:54:40] Alternative 90’s Rock Challenge!
[02:04:17] Live Tenacious D Blasphemy Cover
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Episode 13 – Eat The Glass
(pic courtesy of reader: Chuck Demiakumu)
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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Topics and Links:
- Margaret Cho knows what it’s like to be a gay man
- VHS Challenge is a GO!
- Landalf the Black, or Gando the Brown
- Shirt/Store Updates
- Battlestar talk
- Happy Birthday You Fancy Bastard
- Potential celebrity moment fail
- Star Wars Deal or No Deal
- Another BSG Theory (and another one)
- Will Arnett + Amy Poehler = Baby Comedy
- Gary Coleman on Divorce Court
- Captain Tight Pants has a new show?
- Carne de Buggs Bunny
- Late Night with Fake Adam Sandler!
- Del Toro is a filthy Hobbits
- Wesley Snipes
- Batman ARG (makes me say arrgh!)
- “Male Sack” with new bonus theme song
- Cinematic Titanic Live
- Meatloaf Siting
- Eli Eats Glass, sadly doesn’t die
- Video Game Industry Insiders
- Spiraling album presale!
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Episode 12 – Long and Pointless
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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh (& un-mic’d Denise)
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, NSFAnywhere, Not for kids
Topics and Links
- Trekkies II
- Cher was in M.A.S.K.
- Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway “Face Stab” trailer
- Driver’s Ed.
- Captain Power: Lasers vs. VHS
- Batman vs. Mortal Kombat
- Tom Cruise and Ron Moore to make scientology SCIFI
- Winifred Burkle joins “Dollhouse”
- Old, gross, naked, spanish lady calender sells poorly
- Black Panther on BET
- DETHKLOK Live!
- YouTube Fan Edit Montages
- HijiNKS Ensue Podcast “All Curses” Montage (0:44:15)
- The “Male Sack” (0:50:20)
- Denise inspires Joel to seek knowledge of The Philippines
- Eli’s Cats Update!
- Starbucks Logo Dong Art Challenge!
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:44:00 — 56.0MB)
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