Episode #44 – We’re F’ing Done Professionally

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week In Internet: Eli and Denise review the Killers concert complete with stinky bikers, Gay Divorce, Michael Phelps BongGate, Olympic Pole Dancing, Klingon Robbery, Extreme Corpse Sports

Topicsplode!: LOST, Taken (PG-13 Version), Warner wants 7 Batman Movies?, Dollhouse Grindhouse Ads, BSG DVR Ratings, Super Bowl Porn, Gamely buys Shack News, UK Comic Laws, Black Dynamite, Walk Hard

The Mail Sack: Making our own Con (The HEXpo), Taking the Podcast Pro, Adapting Books to Movies, The HE Book Club (The Reading Rainbow Coalition),Obama’s Best/Worst Qualities, Favorite Venture Bros. Villain, Joel’s Geeky RenFest Proposal

Episode 43 – Post Show

In the post show for Episode 43 we talk about:

Episode 43 – Tempura House

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh (eventually) & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week In Internet: Cash 4 C-3P0, Terminator is a horror film, Super Bowl Stripper Shortage, Narnia has a Lesbian Ruler, The Bacon Explosion

TopicSplode!: Tech Support for your Predator, A-Team Movie Casting Call, Machete the Movie, Zombie Mexican Wrestlers, Josh Makes it Rain

The Mail Sack: The West Wing, Celebs on Twitter, Game Renting and Sad Developers, Best Movie Endings, Adam and Jamie are Gay Hot, Dolphin Sex

Episode 42 – Post Show

In the post show for Episode 42 we talk about Monty Python getting Youtubed, comedians that are also great dramatic actors (specifically Bill Murray), Enterprise vs. Galactica, BSG WTFrak Moments.

Episode 42 – Life, The Universe and Everything

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

The first 7 minutes of audio is crappy because I had to grab it from the Ustream Live Feed.

This Week in Internet: Heavy Metal band names, dead hard drives, Veronica Mars Movie, Wolverine Origins

TopicSplode!: White House Tech, Oscar Nominations, WTF Moments from LOST, Taken

The Male Sack: YOUR QUESTIONS

 

Episode 41 – Space Empanadas

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

TWII

TWIOS/TWIG (This Week in Geek… Is someone already using that? I bet it’s Leo.)

Episode 40 – Zee References, Zey Do Nussing!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

This Week in Internet


Topics and Links

Male Sack/Mail Sack

  • The HE crew answers YOUR geekiest questions

Episode 39 – Post Show

“That’s Not A Tranny!”

In the post show for Episode 39 we talk about the new Fox show “Bitches,” which is basically “Sex And The City” with werewolves. Then we come up with tv show pitches for other curse words like “Donkey Punch,” “Dick Hole,” “Balls (a basketball story)” and “Moose Knuckle.”

Episode 39 – It’s The Year End Blowout, Bitches!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week in Bullshit
LOTR report

This Week in Internet
Silence the Lambs the musical
Police blotter: baby or burrito? http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/276…
MyNetworkTV Pulls Ahead Of The CW!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39550
AMGLAD AMSAD http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39549

Lightsabers Banned By UK Supermarket http://io9.com/5114401/lightsabers-banned-by-uk-s…
New JUDGE DREDD Film Is Greenlit http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39529
RIAA finds its soul, will stop suing individuals downloading music http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/19/riaa-finds-its…
Tim Robbins is going to be playing Howard Stark http://www.latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-scoop-…
Long-Suppressed Gay Star Trek Episode Comes Out http://io9.com/5113745/long+suppressed-gay-star-t…
Store won’t put kid’s controversial name on cake http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/16/store-wont-p…
All KB Toys Stores To Be Liquidated And Closed http://consumerist.com/5107696/santas-not-coming-…
NY police officers plead innocent in sodomy case http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUST…

This Week in Movies
Slumdog Millionaire
The Day The Earth Stood Whoah
‘Machine Girl’ Number Two http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/12/machine_girl_n…

This week in DVD’s
Wanted
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

This Week in Recommendations
Damages

Episode 38 – With Savings Wide Open

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week in Internet:
Waterworld the Musical: http://io9.com/5098963/can-waterworld-the-musical…
Knight Rider isnt cancelled yet: http://io9.com/5103505/knight-rider-isnt-cancelle…
Nazi Zombies: http://io9.com/5103103/the-undead-third-reich-com…
OJ going to OJail: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7767556…
Man found with varmints and a corpse:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo…
Dr. Horrible DVD on AMazon: http://whedonesque.com/comments/18286
Dr. Pepper GnR Fail: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10111918-93.html…
Prop 8 the musical: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-…
Holy Book of Bacon: http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon
Cooking with balls: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/29/the-gonad-go…
Dutch ban shrooms: http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE4…

Topics for Discussion:

Let The Right One In
Brian Fuller back to heroes: http://io9.com/5102213/fuller-to-finish-heroes-se…
Re-Creed: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2…
New Scifi Pilot: Flash Forward: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39286
Caprica gets official green light: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39285
TRZ?:http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Tron-2-Plot-Synops…

The Male Sack:

  • Your Questions!

Episode 37 – That Was The Best Night of My Life Black Dynamite

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Daisies gets canned
  • X-Men gets a reboot?
  • Twilight Sucks but Vampires Sparkle
  • Casual gamers will inherit the earth
  • Reasons to love/hate Texas
  • Eli Reviews True Blood
  • The Gang reviews Zack and Miri
  • PLUS YOUR QUESTIONS AND MORE STUFF!!!

Episode 36 – Post Show

In the post show for Episode 36 we try to talk about 80’s cartoons like Jem and the Gummi Bears but end up realizing we forgot 3 or 4 topics from the main podcast. So you get extra real podcast here. It’s a super value explosion!

Episode 36 – The Donkey Whisperer

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Denise read most of Twilight. Joel read a synopsis and hates it
  • The HE Crew recommends new stuff for you to check out
  • Gay Superheroes on TV
  • Arrested Development Movie is Go? Again?
  • And we Answer your Questions

Episode 35 – Don’t Bomb The Puppies

Eli’s Birthday Party Pic by Denise

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Circuit City is Suckit Shitty
  • Netflix streaming to Macs
  • Michael Crighton
  • Candidates for Obama’s Internet Czar
  • Eli’s Non-Video Game Art
  • BSG Auction (complete with “raging Tigh” impression
  • More Sadness for Dollhouse
  • Best and worst Birthday presents in honor of Eli’s birthday

 

Episode 34 – Musical Indian Food

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we talk about real life zombie invasions, the future of Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, the death of Zima, Star Wars Fan Days, Bruce Campbell’s prank calls, fake Guns N Roses and faker Led Zeppelin, how to fix(cancel) Heroes, the Avengers Movie, and Josh’s Drunken Story Time.

[Somehow Josh’s mic was facing the wrong direction so his track was SUPER quiet. I had to science it for 4 hours to get it to even be audible but it still sounds like he’s in a cave.]

Episode 33 – Post Show

In the post show for Episode 33 we talk about:

  • Movie roles that were recast with a different actor
  • Specifically about Crispin Glover’s crazy ass
  • The Top 35 Butt Kicking babes in Movies reviewed

Episode 33 – Zack and Josh Make a Porno

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Josh drops the biggest bomb in HE podcast history
  • New Macbooks
  • Max Payne and Donkeys
  • Chocolate News
  • JCVD
  • and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!!

Episode 31 – Post Show

In the post show for Episode 31 we talk about professional voice acting, impersonating a navy seal to get laid, the evils of internet douchebaggery, our cheese preferences (seriously) and the best character deaths in SciFi.