In the post show for Episode 72 we do this horrible bit about calling the Sith Pope. It’s truly terrible. I’m sorry.
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Episode 72 – You Like’a Da Joose!
Show Notes:
Joose, 4Loco Four LoKo and other energized malt liquors, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1, The Green Lantern Trailer, Cowboys vs. Aliens, The Whedonless Buffy Reboot, Joel’s HBO/Cinemax Free Preview (the softest core of porn, G-String Divas, Dragonball: Evolution), The Venture Brothers Season Finale, Racist iPhone Apps, Black Friday, Eli’s Rockband confession
Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.
The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!
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Episode 71 – The Nerdist: Chris Hardwick
Show Notes:
Once upon a time I made A COMIC about Chris Hardwick.
Then, through the magic of Twitter and The Internet I was able to interview the very same Chris Hardwick while he was in Dallas doing a few stand up gigs. Chris killed with murder-style laugh-times on stage and was extremely gracious and kind off stage. I hope you enjoy listening to our conversation as much as I enjoyed… conversating it.
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
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If you Fancy Bastards aren’t already clued in to The Nerdist, you must check out his BLOG, The Nerdist Podcast (Matt Smith is the most recent guest) and The Node (a crowdsourcing/nerdsourcing/problem solving online community). Much like The Freemasons, it is invite only. So you’ll need to learn the secret handshake and go through the spanking machine to get in.
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Episode 70 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 70 we talk about who should be doing the Obama impression on SNL among other things.
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Episode 70 – For Those About To Fingerblast
“We Salute You.”
Show Notes:
Taco Delight, Skyline, Mtv’s Teen Wolf: The Teenage Wolf, Party Down, The Cape, Industrial Light & Magic: Creating The Impossible, Black Dynamite, Avatar Super Secret Special Edition Blu-Ray, Joel’s Letter From Prison, Austin Comic-Con, Joel Meets Doug Jones, Webcomics Rampage, Major Nelson Podcast
Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
The Post Show
Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”
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Episode 69 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 69 we talk about how Eli’s job is creating Star Wars canon amongst other bullshit.
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Episode 69 – Floppy Shots
Show Notes:
An update on The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Do gays “69” more than the average consumer?, Conan, The Walking Dead Episode 2, Geek News, w00tstock Dallas, hanging out with Adam Savage and MORE!
The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.
The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!
Cast: Joel, Eli & Daniel
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”
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Episode 68 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 68 we talk about Clayface in Batman 3, Josh’s 20 minute preview of TRON 2.0, our exclusive interview with Uwe Boll’s new superheroine Blubberella.
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Episode 68 – The Boner Truck
Show Notes:
Voting for weed, Voting for politicians, Joel’s jury duty, Halloween haunted house fun times, JFK in Jaws, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Superman Lives, Adam McKay, The Walking Dead, Are there any podcasts in Dallas?, Zombie fighting dream team (it’s the Mythbusters), Borg Cube vs. The Deathstar, Gay Otters?, Drawing Josh’s dong
The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.
The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!
Cast: Joel, Josh & Eli
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”
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Episode 67 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 67 we talk more about my man-crush on Daniel Day Lewis, take another call from the Fancy Bastard Hotline, and discuss w00tstock SDCC. Plus we delve into more detail about Klingon reproductive anatomy.
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Episode 67 – The Yogurt Crucible
Cast: Joel, Josh & Daniel
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
Caprica capricancelled, New BSG Prequel, The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Tommy Wiseau Panel at SDCC, Glee Rocky Horror, Freaks & Geeks, Community, Josh refuses to watch SG:U, Joel’s Star Trek convention, Klingon anatomy, baseball?, Halloween, Old Man Logan
The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.
The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!
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Episode 66 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 66 we try to play a podcast game based on IMDB but it fails miserably.
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Episode 66 – Galaxy Class P.O.S.
Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Lots of fake/joke racism in this one for some reason. More than usual. If you think that would offend you, feel free to skip this episode.
Show Notes:
Why has it been 10 months?, Eli’s getting married, Interview with a Chilean miner, Runaway Train: The Movie, Bruce Willis on Between Two Ferns, Josh’s NYC trip and subway weirdos, Law And Order UK, Eastbound and Down, Spartacus, 30 Rock Live, The Next Three Days
The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
We listen to YOUR CRAZY-ASS VOICEMAILS on our new Fancy Hotline (203) 6-FANCY-B.
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Episode 65 – Jocularity Abounds
Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
In this episode we talk about Josh’s MAME arcade cabinet, Josh has food on his face, glory holes, the majesty of Danny De Vito’s naked body, fruit fly penis laser SCIENCE!, Leno vs. Conan, “New Scrubs” and other tv shows, James Cameron, Avatar and “Project 880”, Daybreakers, more upcoming movies, Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, Philip K. Dick’s estate sues Google, the deleted Avatar sex scene, Time Warner/Fox feud, and Eli’s new shitty movie blog.
[Thanks to FB Robotjox for the show notes.]
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Episode 65 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 65 we talk about the top 10 movie nude scenes (male and female) of the last decade and a bunch of other crap.
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Episode 64 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 64 we talk about The 40 worst movies of the 00’s. Due to technical difficulties we lost the first 10 min of the post show and about 15-20 at the end. I think I’ve figured out why this keeps happening and hopefully can avoid it in the future.
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Episode 64 – Super Podcast 64
Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
In this episode we talk about James Cameron’s Avatar, the future impact of 3D graphics on films, Eli’s trip back to Texico, Old movies Joel has recently seen (The Happening/This Mist/The Killing Room), Josh seeing New Moon, Dollhouse, and the most regretted purchases the cast have ever made.
[Thanks to Ytoabn for the show notes!]
The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.
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Episode 63 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 63 we talk WAY TOO MUCH about Twilight and how it ruined vampires for me.
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Episode 63 – The Mobile Podcast Taco Truck
Cast: Joel, Eli and Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
In this episode we talk about Baylor Clown College, Paula Deen and Mint Juice, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, Turkey Jones, Flash Forward and Other TV type news, ABC’s “V” [SPOILERS], Thanksgiving plans, Chooch and Chang’s El DeLorio print, and Sarah Palin’s book signing.
[special thanks to FB DrPepperMD for sending in the show notes]
The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.
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Episode 62 – What We Did On Our Summer Vacation
Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
In this episode the HE crew talks about what we’ve been up to during our long hiatus: New jobs, new projects, comic conventions, Black Devil Doll, The Found Footage Festival Live, Our thoughts on the new TV season including the cancellation of Dollhouse, V, Modern Family, Always Sunny, The Venture Bros., The Star Trek DVD relase and MUCH MORE!
Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”
The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered them… then due to a technical failure that part of the show was deleted. Sorry.
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Episode 61 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 61 we talk about the movies with the highest all time body counts and the SciFi Sequels that didn’t suck.
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Episode 61 – Geisha Is Robot Podcast
Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
Intro: Shitty Movie Night featuring “The Room” and “Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus” Virtuality, Final Five Cylons comic,
This Week In Internet: iPod v. Walkman, Cheap Trick on 8-Track, Robo Geisha, Jesco White: Dancing Outlaw, Naked Terminator Man, View Master The Movie, (more) Michael Jackson, Green Lantern Movie, Science Of The Movies
Comic Topics: Star Wars TV Show, I am Gay for Harry Potter
Fancy Recommendations: We give our opinions on “Away We Go,” “Narnia: Prince Caspian,” The State on DVD and “Year One”
The Mail Sack: We Answer some of your Tweeted Questions
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Episode 60 – Post Show
In the Post Show for Episode 60 we talked about The Fancy Bastard Shitty Movie BirthdayCast.
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Episode 60 – The Great Chicken Sauce Conspiracy
Recorded: 6/26/09
Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
This week we spent most of our time talking about Michael Jackson. If you don’t want to hear jokes made it his expense, then please skip this episode.
We also talked about: The GI Joe Trailer, Adam Savage and AT&T, BSG Movie Remake, Buffy Movie, Daybreakers, Harry Potter Lawsuit, Billy Mays, Teen Wolf on TV, LOST mistaken for real plane crash footage, Alien Prequel, Chick-fil-A Sauce, Transformers 2
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Episode 59 – DaVinci Does Dallas
Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
iPhone 3Gs, Renaissance electronics – DaVinci does Dallas – Doing DaVinci, Man vs Cartoon, The new iPhone is retarded fast & video, McGrubber movie & The Coneheads, SNL sketches failure as movies, Anchorman 2, Good comedy movie sequels, Tosh.0, Terminator 3 deleted clip, Arnold back for Predator reboot?, Indy 5 with Shia LeBoof, Ghostbusters, Shitty movie broadcast – Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Trailer for 2012, Trailer for Impact
FB Harlo’s podcast – Bad Movie Fiends
The Mail Sack: We answer some of your questions!
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Episode 58 – Post Show
In the post show for Episode 58 we answer more of your mail sack questions.
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Episode 58 – Secondhand Bat’Leth
Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
All Mail Sack Episode! We answer your questions!
Garage Sale Bat’Leth, Tornadoes in Dallas, Best Regional Fast Food, Tales of Injury, Bill Cosby’s in town, and it’s the Olympics for some reason, Parenting/Geek Origins, Good Shows/Movies that seemed bad at first and visa versa, Animals, Jobs, Basements, Harry Potter Audio Books, Music to send into space so aliens know how bad earth sucks
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Episode 57 – The Best Of Episodes 1-7
Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Denise and more
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7:
Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield
Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer Pregnant
Ep3: Eli lost $10,000, Joel’s work at Sweet Leaf Tea, Retards Part 1, The Mad Shitter, Retards Part 2
Ep4: Predator & Twister the Musical, Teenage Predator
Ep5: Foot Projector Porn
Ep6: Cooter by Jessica Simpson, Welcome to the Internet Fucker, Nerd Burlesque Show
Ep7: Josh’s Origin Story
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