Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week in Bullshit
LOTR report

This Week in Internet
Silence the Lambs the musical
Police blotter: baby or burrito? http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/276…
MyNetworkTV Pulls Ahead Of The CW!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39550
AMGLAD AMSAD http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39549

Lightsabers Banned By UK Supermarket http://io9.com/5114401/lightsabers-banned-by-uk-s…
New JUDGE DREDD Film Is Greenlit http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39529
RIAA finds its soul, will stop suing individuals downloading music http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/19/riaa-finds-its…
Tim Robbins is going to be playing Howard Stark http://www.latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-scoop-…
Long-Suppressed Gay Star Trek Episode Comes Out http://io9.com/5113745/long+suppressed-gay-star-t…
Store won’t put kid’s controversial name on cake http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/16/store-wont-p…
All KB Toys Stores To Be Liquidated And Closed http://consumerist.com/5107696/santas-not-coming-…
NY police officers plead innocent in sodomy case http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUST…

This Week in Movies
Slumdog Millionaire
The Day The Earth Stood Whoah
‘Machine Girl’ Number Two http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/12/machine_girl_n…

This week in DVD’s
Wanted
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

This Week in Recommendations
Damages

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week in Internet:
Waterworld the Musical: http://io9.com/5098963/can-waterworld-the-musical…
Knight Rider isnt cancelled yet: http://io9.com/5103505/knight-rider-isnt-cancelle…
Nazi Zombies: http://io9.com/5103103/the-undead-third-reich-com…
OJ going to OJail: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7767556…
Man found with varmints and a corpse:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo…
Dr. Horrible DVD on AMazon: http://whedonesque.com/comments/18286
Dr. Pepper GnR Fail: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10111918-93.html…
Prop 8 the musical: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-…
Holy Book of Bacon: http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon
Cooking with balls: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/29/the-gonad-go…
Dutch ban shrooms: http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE4…

Topics for Discussion:

Let The Right One In
Brian Fuller back to heroes: http://io9.com/5102213/fuller-to-finish-heroes-se…
Re-Creed: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2…
New Scifi Pilot: Flash Forward: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39286
Caprica gets official green light: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39285
TRZ?:http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Tron-2-Plot-Synops…

The Male Sack:

• Your Questions!

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Daisies gets canned
• X-Men gets a reboot?
• Twilight Sucks but Vampires Sparkle
• Casual gamers will inherit the earth
• Reasons to love/hate Texas
• Eli Reviews True Blood
• The Gang reviews Zack and Miri
• PLUS YOUR QUESTIONS AND MORE STUFF!!!

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Denise read most of Twilight. Joel read a synopsis and hates it
• The HE Crew recommends new stuff for you to check out
• Gay Superheroes on TV
• Arrested Development Movie is Go? Again?
• And we Answer your Questions

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Eli’s Birthday Party Pic by Denise

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Circuit City is Suckit Shitty
• Netflix streaming to Macs
• Michael Crighton
• Candidates for Obama’s Internet Czar
• Eli’s Non-Video Game Art
• BSG Auction (complete with “raging Tigh” impression
• More Sadness for Dollhouse
• Best and worst Birthday presents in honor of Eli’s birthday

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Josh drops the biggest bomb in HE podcast history
• New Macbooks
• Max Payne and Donkeys
• Chocolate News
• JCVD
• and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!!

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• It’s all about politics from 43:30 to 1:05:40 (skip it if you like)
• We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway
• Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”)
• Online flame war turns lethal
• Human Jet pack
• Knight Rider is the worst show ever made
• Don’t fart on cops
• Predator 3
• a discussion of Political Bullshit
• We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!! If the length was scaring you (as it tends to do), fear not. The podcast is shorter (1.5 – 2 hours).

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere
• The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!
• The new Microsoft Ads
• The Best Worst SciFi movies of all time
• And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:
In this episode we talk about:

• Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM
• What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,”
• Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party
• True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms of graphic content and cursing
• And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

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In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer SOME QUESTIONS FROM YOU!

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Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Eli gets dangerous new sound effects, “Highlander of the Dance,” Nazi Dinosaurs!, Shia Labeouf’s pinky problems, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

• The Comedy Stylings of Robert Saget
  
• Eli and Denise saw “Wargames 2” and lived
• Nightmare on Elm St. reboot
• Dethklok Live at The House of Blues in Dallas
• BrendonSmall.com
• No Billy for Battlestar?
• Easily crackable games are the future of gaming
• Marty’s shoes are McFly
• WALL-E is a pirate
• Hellboy on “Actor’s Studio”
• The proper term is “ward”
• Digital Tattoo says “Mom” in binary

“Male Sack”: We answer your questions.

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended

Topics and Links

• Dallas douche tries to stop the Serenity?
• The Orphan Copyright Act
• Vaginas do not actually have teeth (but don’t tell Josh)
• NBC Ameri-murdering Eli’s favorite British show: Top Gear
• Ed Norton vs. Marvel (it turns out Marvel and Ed Norton were the same person)
• AfroNinja The Movie (every part of that title is great)
• RateMyHooker.com or AmIaProstituteOrNot.com
• SuperFast Internets Drive your Dumptrucks ALL OVER these tubes
• Smallville hates me so hard
• FEDCon closes mid-con
• We answer your questions

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh (& un-mic’d Denise)
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, NSFAnywhere, Not for kids

Topics and Links

• Trekkies II
• Cher was in M.A.S.K.
• Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway “Face Stab” trailer
• Driver’s Ed.
• Captain Power: Lasers vs. VHS
• Batman vs. Mortal Kombat
• Tom Cruise and Ron Moore to make scientology SCIFI
• Winifred Burkle joins “Dollhouse”
• Old, gross, naked, spanish lady calender sells poorly
• Black Panther on BET
• DETHKLOK Live!
• YouTube Fan Edit Montages
• HijiNKS Ensue Podcast “All Curses” Montage (0:44:15)
• The “Male Sack” (0:50:20)
• Denise inspires Joel to seek knowledge of The Philippines
• Eli’s Cats Update!
• Starbucks Logo Dong Art Challenge!

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