Episode 89 – John Quincy Adams: Mummy Strangler

It’s me and Eli and Josh all over again some more! http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/89-HijiNKS-ENSUE-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:10:45 — 32.4MB)Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

Episode 86 – Oh No! Promotheus!

Eli and Josh are back for some reason!  Why do we start by talking about politics?! Eli, basically refuses to answer my questions about working on the Star Wars Kinnect game, Eli basically refuses to answer my questions about Harlem Nights, things get pretty racist concerning my reader/listener demographics, hiding your valuable in unwanted alcohol, […]

Episode 83 – Ass Merkins

Show Notes: Joel tries to coax Eli into talking about his bachelor party, wedding and subsequent Vegas vacation with little to no success. The crew examines Eli’s Vegas souvenir: NUDEY PLAYING CARDS! Maybe we call a hooker. Just maybe. Also Portal 2, Mortal Kombat, Scream 4, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Breaking Bad, Insidious, Mystery Team […]

Episode 81 – Dick Island

Show Notes: Travel Adventures! Josh’s gay cruise to Dick Island, Alex’s magical trip to Hogwarts and Joel’s Frakes-tastic Emerald City Comicon experience! Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Josh Jeffcoat Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids The Fancy Bastard Hotline! (203) 6-FANCY-B We listen to your calls for some reason! SUBSCRIBE via iTunes or RSS […]

Hhhwhipped Lighting

Episode 73 – Hhhwhipped Lightning

Show Notes: [Recorded 11/30/10] Eli tries again to kill josh, this time with Whipped Lightning “Whipahol”, Leslie Nielson died so we talk about O.J. Simpson, racist Hobbits, Joker cameo in Batman 3, Spider-Man musical woes, The Nasa Mystery Announcement, dark comedies: Extract & Observe and Report, Punkin Chunkin, Joel finally sees X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Grizzly […]

The Joose Is Loose!

Episode 72 – You Like’a Da Joose!

Show Notes: Joose, 4Loco Four LoKo and other energized malt liquors, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1, The Green Lantern Trailer, Cowboys vs. Aliens, The Whedonless Buffy Reboot, Joel’s HBO/Cinemax Free Preview (the softest core of porn, G-String Divas, Dragonball: Evolution), The Venture Brothers Season Finale, […]

Episode 70 – For Those About To Fingerblast

“We Salute You.” Show Notes: Taco Delight, Skyline, Mtv’s Teen Wolf: The Teenage Wolf, Party Down, The Cape, Industrial Light & Magic: Creating The Impossible, Black Dynamite, Avatar Super Secret Special Edition Blu-Ray, Joel’s Letter From Prison, Austin Comic-Con, Joel Meets Doug Jones, Webcomics Rampage, Major Nelson Podcast Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, […]

Episode 68 – The Boner Truck

Show Notes: Voting for weed, Voting for politicians, Joel’s jury duty, Halloween haunted house fun times, JFK in Jaws, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Superman Lives, Adam McKay, The Walking Dead, Are there any podcasts in Dallas?, Zombie fighting dream team (it’s the Mythbusters), Borg Cube vs. The Deathstar, Gay Otters?, Drawing Josh’s dong The […]

Episode 67 – The Yogurt Crucible

Cast: Joel, Josh & Daniel Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Caprica capricancelled, New BSG Prequel, The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Tommy Wiseau Panel at SDCC, Glee Rocky Horror, Freaks & Geeks, Community, Josh refuses to watch SG:U, Joel’s Star Trek convention, Klingon anatomy, baseball?, Halloween, Old Man Logan The Twit Sack: […]

Episode 66 – Galaxy Class P.O.S.

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Lots of fake/joke racism in this one for some reason. More than usual. If you think that would offend you, feel free to skip this episode. Show Notes: Why has it been 10 months?, Eli’s getting married, Interview with a Chilean miner, Runaway Train: […]

Episode 65 – Jocularity Abounds

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about Josh’s MAME arcade cabinet, Josh has food on his face, glory holes, the majesty of Danny De Vito’s naked body, fruit fly penis laser SCIENCE!, Leno vs. Conan, “New Scrubs” and other tv shows, James Cameron, […]

Episode 64 – Super Podcast 64

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about James Cameron’s Avatar, the future impact of 3D graphics on films, Eli’s trip back to Texico, Old movies Joel has recently seen (The Happening/This Mist/The Killing Room), Josh seeing New Moon, Dollhouse, and the most regretted […]

Episode 62 – What We Did On Our Summer Vacation

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode the HE crew talks about what we’ve been up to during our long hiatus: New jobs, new projects, comic conventions, Black Devil Doll, The Found Footage Festival Live, Our thoughts on the new TV season including the cancellation of […]

Episode 60 – The Great Chicken Sauce Conspiracy

Recorded: 6/26/09 Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This week we spent most of our time talking about Michael Jackson. If you don’t want to hear jokes made it his expense, then please skip this episode. We also talked about: The GI Joe Trailer, Adam Savage and AT&T, […]

Episode 59 – DaVinci Does Dallas

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: iPhone 3Gs, Renaissance electronics – DaVinci does Dallas – Doing DaVinci, Man vs Cartoon, The new iPhone is retarded fast & video, McGrubber movie & The Coneheads, SNL sketches failure as movies, Anchorman 2, Good comedy movie sequels, Tosh.0, Terminator 3 deleted […]

Episode 57 – The Best Of Episodes 1-7

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Denise and more Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7: Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer […]

Episode 56 – Annual Corporate Conference Call

[This podcast was fueled with Australian Candy provided by FB Rerun] Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Josh’s Stories from Bear Pride Aussie Candy Care Package from Rerun I Drink Your Blood Fancy Bastard Birthday Bash 09 Ghostbusters 3 with Dushku and Milano? Terminator: Salvation Hulu Desktop and […]

Episode 54 – In The Ghetto

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet/ General Geekery: Found Footage Festival Live, What Hath Oprah Wrought? KFC Free Coupons Sparked Riots!, HE Podcast Clips TV: Dollhouse Finale, Sarah Connor Made Me Do It Movies: STAR TREK [contains minor spoilers],Star Trek: The best prequel ever, It’s Official. X-Men […]

Episode 53 – They Call Him One Eye

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet/ General Geekery Hard drive death, Josh’s Eyeball shrapnel, Frightmare Weekend, dot-TV Domains, Brothels cut prices to beat the recession, Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Steve Wiebe sets Donkey Kong Jr. world record, Hunt for Gollum TV Heroes Finale, Time Warp, Dollhouse […]

Episode 51 – Space Trousers

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet/ General Geekery: 3 terrifying penis-biting stories (in one week?), Pirate Bay Verdict, Zombie Bible, The Multiple Migs Jizz throwing bill TV: Dollhouse and Terminator not dead yet (but totally still dead), new BSG comic, Buffy Movie Rumor, The State DVD, […]

Episode 49 – Giant Balls: The Saline Solution

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Intro: New England Webcomics Weekend, Allcon, Eli’s talk at UTD, TBRU 09 Internet: Ron Silver, Heat Vision and Jack, A guy on death row eats his ONLY eyeball, Cannibal Mom, The Colbert Capsule TV: Syfy Channel, ‘Behind The Music’, Dollhouse, Better […]

Episode 48 – Eli The Usurper

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet: BMG CD Club dead, Taco Town, Penny Arcade Bill, Asian Female Athlete a man, Toilet Restaraunt TV: Star Wars Pilot Minus Jedi, Space Whore to Play Space Lizard, Heroes gets a season 4 Movies: Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 […]

Episode 46 – The Ol’ Bone Roller Coaster

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Internet!: Webcomics Weekend, The Weta Mermaid, Michael Jackson Auction of Oddities, Dinosaurs Fucking Robots TV!: SciFi Fridays SciFail (imagine that), Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, The Final Conan O’Brien Show, Pushing Daisies, More Futurama on Fox? MOVIES!: Remakes remake us cry (The […]

Episode 45 – Peanut Butter Rainbow Cake

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/45-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:20:21 — 74.2MB)Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

Episode #44 – We’re F’ing Done Professionally

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This Week In Internet: Eli and Denise review the Killers concert complete with stinky bikers, Gay Divorce, Michael Phelps BongGate, Olympic Pole Dancing, Klingon Robbery, Extreme Corpse Sports Topicsplode!: LOST, Taken (PG-13 Version), Warner wants 7 Batman Movies?, Dollhouse Grindhouse Ads, […]

Episode 43 – Tempura House

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh (eventually) & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This Week In Internet: Cash 4 C-3P0, Terminator is a horror film, Super Bowl Stripper Shortage, Narnia has a Lesbian Ruler, The Bacon Explosion TopicSplode!: Tech Support for your Predator, A-Team Movie Casting Call, Machete the Movie, Zombie Mexican Wrestlers, […]

Episode 42 – Life, The Universe and Everything

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: The first 7 minutes of audio is crappy because I had to grab it from the Ustream Live Feed. This Week in Internet: Heavy Metal band names, dead hard drives, Veronica Mars Movie, Wolverine Origins TopicSplode!: White House Tech, Oscar Nominations, […]

Episode 40 – Zee References, Zey Do Nussing!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids This Week in Internet Elbert Paredes Explains the Filipino Version of Twilight Back To The Future, Bollywood Style Man Smashes Into Adult Sex Shop And Has Sex With Dolls Pushing Daisies Will Keep You Hanging On A Bit Longer I’ve only slept with […]