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Episode 94 – Mice On The Moon Part 2 w/ Yuri Lowenthal & Tara Platt

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This is part 2 of my discussion with professional voice actors Yuri Lowenthal and Tara Platt. We talk about some of their favorite roles in film, tv, animation and video games (and especially MY FAVORITE of their roles), their dream jobs (Yuri’s Dark Knight Returns destiny) and their heroes. We also take a few listener questions from Twitter.

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Episode 93 – Mice On The Moon Part 1 w/ Yuri Lowenthal & Tara Platt

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In this episode I talk to my friends Yuri Lowenthal and Tara Platt about how they have the greatest job in the world. They are both full time professional voice actors in Hollywood, California, USA, Earth and I find everything they have to say about the world of voice over and voice acting to be COMPLETELY FASCINATING. Will you as well? Perhaps. Perhaps YES YOU WILL DEFINITELY FOR SURE!

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Episode 92 – He’s Dredd, Jim.

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Joel, Eli and Alex talk about: Leverage in syndication, Cable TV Cord Cutting, iPads iPads everywhere and not a drop to ink, TRON is cheating, Movie Magic is dead, The Dark Knight is in the future, WE are in the past, Secret Limey Spider-man, Allamo Drafthouse 90’s Sing-A-Long, the sad true fate of Smash Mouth, Ska Confusion, Wonka’s Willy, Unhappy With Madison, There may have been a world PRE-iPhone!, Hulu is nearly unusable, forcing technology where it isn’t ready to go yet.

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Episode 91 – Baltimore Bart’s Bed & Breakfast

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It’s Joel! It’s Rob! It’s Dave! It’s those same guys following up where THIS EPISODE left off! The same three guys are talking about San Diego Comicon, as well as OTHER THINGS!

SPOILERS: The last 10 minutes of this particular episode are perhaps my favorite in all HE Podcast history.

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Episode 90 – BONE TOKENS!

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It’s Joel, Dave and Rob talking about the things boys talk about. The terrible, horrifying things…

Tripple A’s and those attracted to batteries, Coin-ventures and Grandma’s bones!, The Ballad of Pearl (My Lovely Lumpy Grandma), Southwest accepts alternative payment, Broken Spirit Airlines, Stephen King Airlines, Rob skips SDCC for Connecticon, Hartford is terrifying, My dinner with Stan Lee, Adult Muppet Babies, Little Marvel Babies, more musings on Connecticon, The horrors of a Grateful Dead cover band, Anime con people are also terrifying, Joel auditions for Dragon Ball Zed, Japanese cartoons too saucy for America, Autobots favor desert combat, The Blue Seduction of Rob,  When the Gospel Con collided with the Anime Con, Noah’s Hyper Space Ark 9000.

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Episode 88 – Wizardo And The Hot Dog Guy

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This one’s a rambler. PLEASE TO ENJOY!

Dave’s horrible movie idea, Hot Dog Aid, Joel forgets Jennifer Tilly exists, plenty of Wizard talk, Hot dog rock, “The GPS Of Fate” movie pitch, Kevin Kostner solves the crisis, poaching dinosaurs, bifurcated Spawn, downtown Phoenix is a dead zone, Rob gets Phoenix poisoning, the heartiness of the Irish, Liam Neeson as Lee Skeetumz, the magic of t-shirts, children’s alcohol, Van Halen, Total Remake, Nic Cage has range, Battlefield Earth is historical fan-fiction, Scientology’s religious pyramid scheme, The Tom Cruise conundrum, Mexico has it’s own Jesus, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a hero.

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Episode 87 – ZombieWhatever.com

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Alex is back! Also Eli! Things are talked about in the following order!

Joel’s home theater woes, white van speaker bros, Jeremy Renner’s Ghost Protocol isn’t fooling anyone, age is a cruel mistress, Secretary spankings, Avatar makes the best jerk chicken, Thanks, Obama!, Zombie Gun Show, Doomsday Preppers, Hurricano, American Pickers EXPOSED AS FRAUDS!, Storage Wars is bullshit, Pawn Stars is ruined forever, Kat Von D if FUCKING BULLSHIT!, Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs, thum therioth questhtions for Counthelor Troi.

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Episode 86 – Oh No! Promotheus!

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Eli and Josh are back for some reason! 

Why do we start by talking about politics?! Eli, basically refuses to answer my questions about working on the Star Wars Kinnect game, Eli basically refuses to answer my questions about Harlem Nights, things get pretty racist concerning my reader/listener demographics, hiding your valuable in unwanted alcohol, a bit of Breaking Bad talk, Off brand Mountain Dew, P.F. Tompkins vs. P.F. Changs,  The Rack!, Brave and Cars 2, Pixar’s track record, XXX porn parodies, Anchorman 2, Dark Knight rises predictions, Rico’s Roughnecks vs. Dracula 3000, The Alien Resurrection/Firefly connection, Prometheus does not contain Predator.

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Episode 85 – 100% Pure Jesus

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On this episode I am joined by Rob Denbleyker and Dave McElfatrick of Cyanide and Happiness. We spend a great deal of time talking about Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. We also get into racist Transformers, Serpentor’s interior design preferences, how Ireland is a different place than America, Rowan Atkinson, Texas potatoes, Billy Elliot, a deconstruction of the initial appeal of Limp Bizkit, Velociraptor linguistics, Scatman Popeye, Satanic country and western music, and racial inequality in The Jetsons.

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Episode 84 – Burgatory

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The HE Podcast is back! Read more about the long hiatus and the new direction for the show here. In this episode I am joined by Kris Wilson and Rob Denbleyker from Explosm/Cyanide & Happiness. We talk about how Kris’s home is likely burning down in a Colorado wild fire, among other things.

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Episode 83 – Ass Merkins

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Show Notes:
Joel tries to coax Eli into talking about his bachelor party, wedding and subsequent Vegas vacation with little to no success. The crew examines Eli’s Vegas souvenir: NUDEY PLAYING CARDS! Maybe we call a hooker. Just maybe. Also Portal 2, Mortal Kombat, Scream 4, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Breaking Bad, Insidious, Mystery Team and more!

Cast: Joel Watson, Eli Luna and Josh Jeffcoat

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 82 – C2E2 2011 Webcomics Roundtable

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Show Notes:

This episode is a recording of the Webcomics Roundtable panel from C2E2 2011 in Chicago, IL.

Cast: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls With Slingshots.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 81 – Dick Island

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Show Notes:

Travel Adventures! Josh’s gay cruise to Dick Island, Alex’s magical trip to Hogwarts and Joel’s Frakes-tastic Emerald City Comicon experience!

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Josh Jeffcoat

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 80 – Medium Seabiscuit

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Show Notes:

Our New Sponsor: Tres Feo, Update on the whereabouts of Josh and Eli [one of them is dead], space shuttle Discovery launch, the great soccer sticker conspiracy, SNL Backstage, Robocop statue vs. Freddie Mercury statue, shitty movie suggestion: Eliminators (1986), Contact, lots of Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes in general conversation, Predator The Musical, talking space shuttles with my daughter, PBS loses federal funding, Tenacious D. & Flight Of The Concords, fake drama in Pawn Stars, Eli’s Pawn Stars challenge, teaching Roger about Twitter, Nathan Fillion buying Firefly, influential Albums, The Seabiscuit/Sexbiscuit donation challenge, Emerald City Comic-Con and C2E2.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 79 – Mayor Phoenix Mayor

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Show Notes:

It’s Josh’s birthday (but where is he?), Dallas’s mayor drives cabs and fights crime, update on Roger’s rape-van, The Justin Bie-bot, Tom Brislin’s new video-song, we leave Josh a B-Day voicemail, Roger hacks his car which pleases Hitler, Top Gear (US vs. British), Wizard Magazine/ The Wizard/ Wizard World/ Al Gore is an Internet Wizard, some 90’s Batman movie talk, An Idiot Abroad, The Twitsack: networking in creative industries, X-Men: First Class teaser trailer, Who hasn’t read Harry Potter?!,  a random story about masturbation, gay chorus advice, how does a sci-fi tv show succeed or fail?, and a proposition for Josh.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 78 – Get In The Van

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Show Notes:

What happened to Josh and Eli?, Roger has a van and a plan, Roger’s domestic adventures, power tools are terrifying murder machines, new Black Dynamite hits!, Kevin Smith (Red State, circumventing Hollywood, Too Fat To Fly, etc), X-Mas kids music on Pandora, Stop vegetable abuse, Patton Oswalt in Big Fan, SyFy’s Face Off, History Channel reality shows, scripted drama in reality shows, WAY TOO MUCH talk about American Chopper: Sr. Vs. Jr.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

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Episode 77 – There Is No Easy Way Out

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Show Notes:

[Recorded 01/12/2010]

Black Dynamite, TRON Legacy is biodigital jazz, Old Chub Scottish Ale, Rocky Balboa, M&M tubes + sleeping kitties = Floaty Inception cats, Transformers 80’s Movie, Rape in a moonbounce (Revenge of The Nerds), offensive humour, 80’s cartoons don’t hold up, clay-mation, voice modulation, secret sauce, Summer Glau’s TV kiss of death and more!

Cast: Joel Watson & Eli Luna with guest host Alex Flores

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 76 – Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage Panel Pt. 2

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Show Notes:

[Recorded 12/12/10 @ Dragon’s Lair Comics & Fantasy in Austin, TX]

This is part 2 of the webcomics panel recorded at the annual Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage event in Austin, TX. Enjoy!

Guests: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots, David Willis of Shortpacked and Randal Milholland of Something Positive

Here are some pics from the event on Flickr and Facebook.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 75 – Avatar Hates Mondays

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Show Notes:

[Recorded 12/31/2010]

Our end of the year Podcastravaganza! We talk about TRON: Legacy, The best TV of 2010, Reality shows: Pawn Stars & American Pickers, Joel starts watching Doctor Who, all the movies we DIDN’T see in 2010 and LOTS MORE!

Cast: Joel & Eli with guest host Alex Flores and special guest Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 74 – Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage Panel Pt. 1

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[Recorded 12/11/10 @ Dragon’s Lair Comics & Fantasy in Austin, TX]

This is part 1 of the webcomics panel recorded at the annual Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage event in Austin, TX. Enjoy!

Guests: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots, Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content, David Willis of Shortpacked and Randal Milholland of Something Positive

Here are some pics from the event on Flickr and Facebook.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Episode 73 – Hhhwhipped Lightning

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Show Notes:

[Recorded 11/30/10]

Eli tries again to kill josh, this time with Whipped Lightning “Whipahol”, Leslie Nielson died so we talk about O.J. Simpson, racist Hobbits, Joker cameo in Batman 3, Spider-Man musical woes, The Nasa Mystery Announcement, dark comedies: Extract & Observe and Report, Punkin Chunkin, Joel finally sees X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Grizzly Rage, Taiwanese news animation of ninja sword murder, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is VERY rapey and MORE!

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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The Joose Is Loose!

Episode 72 – You Like’a Da Joose!

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Show Notes:

Joose, 4Loco Four LoKo and other energized malt liquors, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1, The Green Lantern Trailer, Cowboys vs. Aliens, The Whedonless Buffy Reboot, Joel’s HBO/Cinemax Free Preview (the softest core of porn, G-String Divas, Dragonball: Evolution), The Venture Brothers Season Finale, Racist iPhone Apps, Black Friday, Eli’s Rockband confession

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 71 – The Nerdist: Chris Hardwick

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Show Notes:

Once upon a time I made A COMIC about Chris Hardwick.

Then, through the magic of Twitter and The Internet I was able to interview the very same Chris Hardwick while he was in Dallas doing a few stand up gigs. Chris killed with murder-style laugh-times on stage and was extremely gracious and kind off stage. I hope you enjoy listening to our conversation as much as I enjoyed… conversating it.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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If you Fancy Bastards aren’t already clued in to The Nerdist, you must check out his BLOG, The Nerdist Podcast (Matt Smith is the most recent guest) and The Node (a crowdsourcing/nerdsourcing/problem solving online community). Much like The Freemasons, it is invite only. So you’ll need to learn the secret handshake and go through the spanking machine to get in.

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Episode 70 – For Those About To Fingerblast

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“We Salute You.”

Show Notes:

Taco Delight, Skyline, Mtv’s Teen Wolf: The Teenage Wolf, Party Down, The Cape, Industrial Light & Magic: Creating The Impossible, Black Dynamite, Avatar Super Secret Special Edition Blu-Ray, Joel’s Letter From Prison, Austin Comic-Con, Joel Meets Doug Jones, Webcomics Rampage, Major Nelson Podcast

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Episode 69 – Floppy Shots

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Show Notes:

An update on The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Do gays “69” more than the average consumer?, Conan, The Walking Dead Episode 2, Geek News, w00tstock Dallas, hanging out with Adam Savage and MORE!

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

Cast: Joel, Eli & Daniel

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Episode 68 – The Boner Truck

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Show Notes:

Voting for weed, Voting for politicians, Joel’s jury duty, Halloween haunted house fun times, JFK in Jaws, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Superman Lives, Adam McKay, The Walking Dead, Are there any podcasts in Dallas?, Zombie fighting dream team (it’s the Mythbusters), Borg Cube vs. The Deathstar, Gay Otters?, Drawing Josh’s dong

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
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Cast: Joel, Josh & Eli

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Episode 67 – The Yogurt Crucible

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Cast: Joel, Josh & Daniel

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Caprica capricancelled, New BSG Prequel, The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Tommy Wiseau Panel at SDCC, Glee Rocky Horror, Freaks & Geeks, Community, Josh refuses to watch SG:U, Joel’s Star Trek convention, Klingon anatomy, baseball?, Halloween, Old Man Logan

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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