Author Archives: Joel Watson

Episode 42 – Life, The Universe and Everything

Posted on by

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

The first 7 minutes of audio is crappy because I had to grab it from the Ustream Live Feed.

This Week in Internet: Heavy Metal band names, dead hard drives, Veronica Mars Movie, Wolverine Origins

TopicSplode!: White House Tech, Oscar Nominations, WTF Moments from LOST, Taken

The Male Sack: YOUR QUESTIONS

 

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:14:43 — 70.9MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 41 – Space Empanadas

Posted on by

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

TWII

TWIOS/TWIG (This Week in Geek… Is someone already using that? I bet it’s Leo.)

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:12:17 — 70.2MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 40 – Zee References, Zey Do Nussing!

Posted on by

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

This Week in Internet


Topics and Links

Male Sack/Mail Sack

  • The HE crew answers YOUR geekiest questions

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:19:16 — 70.7MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 39 – Post Show

Posted on by

“That’s Not A Tranny!”

In the post show for Episode 39 we talk about the new Fox show “Bitches,” which is basically “Sex And The City” with werewolves. Then we come up with tv show pitches for other curse words like “Donkey Punch,” “Dick Hole,” “Balls (a basketball story)” and “Moose Knuckle.”

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 42:27 — 21.6MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 39 – It’s The Year End Blowout, Bitches!

Posted on by

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week in Bullshit
LOTR report

This Week in Internet
Silence the Lambs the musical
Police blotter: baby or burrito? http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/276…
MyNetworkTV Pulls Ahead Of The CW!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39550
AMGLAD AMSAD http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39549

Lightsabers Banned By UK Supermarket http://io9.com/5114401/lightsabers-banned-by-uk-s…
New JUDGE DREDD Film Is Greenlit http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39529
RIAA finds its soul, will stop suing individuals downloading music http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/19/riaa-finds-its…
Tim Robbins is going to be playing Howard Stark http://www.latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-scoop-…
Long-Suppressed Gay Star Trek Episode Comes Out http://io9.com/5113745/long+suppressed-gay-star-t…
Store won’t put kid’s controversial name on cake http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/16/store-wont-p…
All KB Toys Stores To Be Liquidated And Closed http://consumerist.com/5107696/santas-not-coming-…
NY police officers plead innocent in sodomy case http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUST…

This Week in Movies
Slumdog Millionaire
The Day The Earth Stood Whoah
‘Machine Girl’ Number Two http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/12/machine_girl_n…

This week in DVD’s
Wanted
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

This Week in Recommendations
Damages

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:26:49 — 76.3MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 38 – With Savings Wide Open

Posted on by

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week in Internet:
Waterworld the Musical: http://io9.com/5098963/can-waterworld-the-musical…
Knight Rider isnt cancelled yet: http://io9.com/5103505/knight-rider-isnt-cancelle…
Nazi Zombies: http://io9.com/5103103/the-undead-third-reich-com…
OJ going to OJail: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7767556…
Man found with varmints and a corpse:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo…
Dr. Horrible DVD on AMazon: http://whedonesque.com/comments/18286
Dr. Pepper GnR Fail: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10111918-93.html…
Prop 8 the musical: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-…
Holy Book of Bacon: http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon
Cooking with balls: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/29/the-gonad-go…
Dutch ban shrooms: http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE4…

Topics for Discussion:

Let The Right One In
Brian Fuller back to heroes: http://io9.com/5102213/fuller-to-finish-heroes-se…
Re-Creed: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2…
New Scifi Pilot: Flash Forward: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39286
Caprica gets official green light: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39285
TRZ?:http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Tron-2-Plot-Synops…

The Male Sack:

  • Your Questions!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:33:21 — 78.1MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 37 – That Was The Best Night of My Life Black Dynamite

Posted on by

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Daisies gets canned
  • X-Men gets a reboot?
  • Twilight Sucks but Vampires Sparkle
  • Casual gamers will inherit the earth
  • Reasons to love/hate Texas
  • Eli Reviews True Blood
  • The Gang reviews Zack and Miri
  • PLUS YOUR QUESTIONS AND MORE STUFF!!!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:56:15 — 62.4MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 36 – Post Show

Posted on by

In the post show for Episode 36 we try to talk about 80’s cartoons like Jem and the Gummi Bears but end up realizing we forgot 3 or 4 topics from the main podcast. So you get extra real podcast here. It’s a super value explosion!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 36:31 — 18.6MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 36 – The Donkey Whisperer

Posted on by

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Denise read most of Twilight. Joel read a synopsis and hates it
  • The HE Crew recommends new stuff for you to check out
  • Gay Superheroes on TV
  • Arrested Development Movie is Go? Again?
  • And we Answer your Questions

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:56:07 — 60.0MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 35 – Don’t Bomb The Puppies

Posted on by

Eli’s Birthday Party Pic by Denise

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Circuit City is Suckit Shitty
  • Netflix streaming to Macs
  • Michael Crighton
  • Candidates for Obama’s Internet Czar
  • Eli’s Non-Video Game Art
  • BSG Auction (complete with “raging Tigh” impression
  • More Sadness for Dollhouse
  • Best and worst Birthday presents in honor of Eli’s birthday

 

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:50:20 — 56.6MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 34 – Musical Indian Food

Posted on by

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we talk about real life zombie invasions, the future of Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, the death of Zima, Star Wars Fan Days, Bruce Campbell’s prank calls, fake Guns N Roses and faker Led Zeppelin, how to fix(cancel) Heroes, the Avengers Movie, and Josh’s Drunken Story Time.

[Somehow Josh’s mic was facing the wrong direction so his track was SUPER quiet. I had to science it for 4 hours to get it to even be audible but it still sounds like he’s in a cave.]

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:44:35 — 53.8MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 33 – Zack and Josh Make a Porno

Posted on by

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Josh drops the biggest bomb in HE podcast history
  • New Macbooks
  • Max Payne and Donkeys
  • Chocolate News
  • JCVD
  • and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:03:15 — 63.3MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 31 – Post Show

Posted on by

In the post show for Episode 31 we talk about professional voice acting, impersonating a navy seal to get laid, the evils of internet douchebaggery, our cheese preferences (seriously) and the best character deaths in SciFi.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 44:25 — 23.8MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 30 – Pickles and Sweet Jam

Posted on by

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway
  • Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”)
  • Online flame war turns lethal
  • Human Jet pack
  • Knight Rider is the worst show ever made
  • Don’t fart on cops
  • Predator 3
  • a discussion of Political Bullshit
  • We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:42:58 — 53.8MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 29 – Love Isn’t Always on Time

Posted on by

NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!! If the length was scaring you (as it tends to do), fear not. The podcast is shorter (1.5 – 2 hours).

Subscribe using the buttons in the sidebar!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere
  • The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!
  • The new Microsoft Ads
  • The Best Worst SciFi movies of all time
  • And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:51:11 — 57.9MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS

Episode 28 – Post Show

Posted on by

“The Firecane”

In the post show for Episode 28 we talk about:

  • Sarah Palin and Tina Fey
  • The Bluth Family is in a call center in India
  • Jury Duty Nightmare!
  • Denise and Elis Secret Mexican code words
  • What’s worse? A Hurriance or a Firecane

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 35:08 — 18.3MB)

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS