Tag Archives: Eli Luna

Episode 92 – He’s Dredd, Jim.

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Joel, Eli and Alex talk about: Leverage in syndication, Cable TV Cord Cutting, iPads iPads everywhere and not a drop to ink, TRON is cheating, Movie Magic is dead, The Dark Knight is in the future, WE are in the past, Secret Limey Spider-man, Allamo Drafthouse 90’s Sing-A-Long, the sad true fate of Smash Mouth, Ska Confusion, Wonka’s Willy, Unhappy With Madison, There may have been a world PRE-iPhone!, Hulu is nearly unusable, forcing technology where it isn’t ready to go yet.

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Episode 87 – ZombieWhatever.com

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Alex is back! Also Eli! Things are talked about in the following order!

Joel’s home theater woes, white van speaker bros, Jeremy Renner’s Ghost Protocol isn’t fooling anyone, age is a cruel mistress, Secretary spankings, Avatar makes the best jerk chicken, Thanks, Obama!, Zombie Gun Show, Doomsday Preppers, Hurricano, American Pickers EXPOSED AS FRAUDS!, Storage Wars is bullshit, Pawn Stars is ruined forever, Kat Von D if FUCKING BULLSHIT!, Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs, thum therioth questhtions for Counthelor Troi.

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Episode 86 – Oh No! Promotheus!

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Eli and Josh are back for some reason! 

Why do we start by talking about politics?! Eli, basically refuses to answer my questions about working on the Star Wars Kinnect game, Eli basically refuses to answer my questions about Harlem Nights, things get pretty racist concerning my reader/listener demographics, hiding your valuable in unwanted alcohol, a bit of Breaking Bad talk, Off brand Mountain Dew, P.F. Tompkins vs. P.F. Changs,  The Rack!, Brave and Cars 2, Pixar’s track record, XXX porn parodies, Anchorman 2, Dark Knight rises predictions, Rico’s Roughnecks vs. Dracula 3000, The Alien Resurrection/Firefly connection, Prometheus does not contain Predator.

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Episode 83 – Ass Merkins

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Show Notes:
Joel tries to coax Eli into talking about his bachelor party, wedding and subsequent Vegas vacation with little to no success. The crew examines Eli’s Vegas souvenir: NUDEY PLAYING CARDS! Maybe we call a hooker. Just maybe. Also Portal 2, Mortal Kombat, Scream 4, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Breaking Bad, Insidious, Mystery Team and more!

Cast: Joel Watson, Eli Luna and Josh Jeffcoat

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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There is no easy way out... of your arms

Episode 77 – There Is No Easy Way Out

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Show Notes:

[Recorded 01/12/2010]

Black Dynamite, TRON Legacy is biodigital jazz, Old Chub Scottish Ale, Rocky Balboa, M&M tubes + sleeping kitties = Floaty Inception cats, Transformers 80’s Movie, Rape in a moonbounce (Revenge of The Nerds), offensive humour, 80’s cartoons don’t hold up, clay-mation, voice modulation, secret sauce, Summer Glau’s TV kiss of death and more!

Cast: Joel Watson & Eli Luna with guest host Alex Flores

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

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Episode 75 – Avatar Hates Mondays

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Show Notes:

[Recorded 12/31/2010]

Our end of the year Podcastravaganza! We talk about TRON: Legacy, The best TV of 2010, Reality shows: Pawn Stars & American Pickers, Joel starts watching Doctor Who, all the movies we DIDN’T see in 2010 and LOTS MORE!

Cast: Joel & Eli with guest host Alex Flores and special guest Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls about geeky Xmas gifts for some reason!

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Hhhwhipped Lighting

Episode 73 – Hhhwhipped Lightning

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Show Notes:

[Recorded 11/30/10]

Eli tries again to kill josh, this time with Whipped Lightning “Whipahol”, Leslie Nielson died so we talk about O.J. Simpson, racist Hobbits, Joker cameo in Batman 3, Spider-Man musical woes, The Nasa Mystery Announcement, dark comedies: Extract & Observe and Report, Punkin Chunkin, Joel finally sees X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Grizzly Rage, Taiwanese news animation of ninja sword murder, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is VERY rapey and MORE!

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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The Joose Is Loose!

Episode 72 – You Like’a Da Joose!

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Show Notes:

Joose, 4Loco Four LoKo and other energized malt liquors, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1, The Green Lantern Trailer, Cowboys vs. Aliens, The Whedonless Buffy Reboot, Joel’s HBO/Cinemax Free Preview (the softest core of porn, G-String Divas, Dragonball: Evolution), The Venture Brothers Season Finale, Racist iPhone Apps, Black Friday, Eli’s Rockband confession

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

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Episode 70 – For Those About To Fingerblast

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“We Salute You.”

Show Notes:

Taco Delight, Skyline, Mtv’s Teen Wolf: The Teenage Wolf, Party Down, The Cape, Industrial Light & Magic: Creating The Impossible, Black Dynamite, Avatar Super Secret Special Edition Blu-Ray, Joel’s Letter From Prison, Austin Comic-Con, Joel Meets Doug Jones, Webcomics Rampage, Major Nelson Podcast

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Episode 69 – Floppy Shots

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Show Notes:

An update on The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Do gays “69” more than the average consumer?, Conan, The Walking Dead Episode 2, Geek News, w00tstock Dallas, hanging out with Adam Savage and MORE!

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

Cast: Joel, Eli & Daniel

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Episode 68 – The Boner Truck

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Show Notes:

Voting for weed, Voting for politicians, Joel’s jury duty, Halloween haunted house fun times, JFK in Jaws, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Superman Lives, Adam McKay, The Walking Dead, Are there any podcasts in Dallas?, Zombie fighting dream team (it’s the Mythbusters), Borg Cube vs. The Deathstar, Gay Otters?, Drawing Josh’s dong

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

Cast: Joel, Josh & Eli

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

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Episode 66 – Galaxy Class P.O.S.

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Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Lots of fake/joke racism in this one for some reason. More than usual. If you think that would offend you, feel free to skip this episode.

Show Notes:

Why has it been 10 months?, Eli’s getting married, Interview with a Chilean miner, Runaway Train: The Movie, Bruce Willis on Between Two Ferns, Josh’s NYC trip and subway weirdos, Law And Order UK, Eastbound and Down, Spartacus, 30 Rock Live, The Next Three Days

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
We listen to YOUR CRAZY-ASS VOICEMAILS on our new Fancy Hotline (203) 6-FANCY-B.

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Episode 65 – Jocularity Abounds

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Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about Josh’s MAME arcade cabinet, Josh has food on his face, glory holes, the majesty of Danny De Vito’s naked body, fruit fly penis laser SCIENCE!, Leno vs. Conan, “New Scrubs” and other tv shows, James Cameron, Avatar and “Project 880”, Daybreakers,  more upcoming movies, Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, Philip K. Dick’s estate sues Google, the deleted Avatar sex scene, Time Warner/Fox feud, and Eli’s new shitty movie blog.

[Thanks to FB Robotjox for the show notes.]

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Episode 64 – Super Podcast 64

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Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about James Cameron’s Avatar, the future impact of 3D graphics on films, Eli’s trip back to Texico, Old movies Joel has recently seen (The Happening/This Mist/The Killing Room), Josh seeing New Moon, Dollhouse, and the most regretted purchases the cast have ever made.

[Thanks to Ytoabn for the show notes!]

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 63 – The Mobile Podcast Taco Truck

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Cast: Joel, Eli and Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about Baylor Clown College, Paula Deen and Mint Juice, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, Turkey Jones, Flash Forward and Other TV type news, ABC’s “V” [SPOILERS], Thanksgiving plans, Chooch and Chang’s El DeLorio print, and Sarah Palin’s book signing.

[special thanks to FB DrPepperMD for sending in the show notes]

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 62 – What We Did On Our Summer Vacation

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Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode the HE crew talks about what we’ve been up to during our long hiatus: New jobs, new projects, comic conventions, Black Devil Doll, The Found Footage Festival Live, Our thoughts on the new TV season including the cancellation of Dollhouse, V, Modern Family, Always Sunny, The Venture Bros., The Star Trek DVD relase and MUCH MORE!

Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered them… then due to a technical failure that part of the show was deleted. Sorry.

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Episode 61 – Geisha Is Robot Podcast

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Intro: Shitty Movie Night featuring “The Room” and “Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus” Virtuality, Final Five Cylons comic,

This Week In Internet: iPod v. Walkman, Cheap Trick on 8-Track, Robo Geisha, Jesco White: Dancing Outlaw, Naked Terminator Man, View Master The Movie, (more) Michael Jackson, Green Lantern Movie, Science Of The Movies

Comic Topics: Star Wars TV Show, I am Gay for Harry Potter

Fancy Recommendations: We give our opinions on “Away We Go,” “Narnia: Prince Caspian,” The State on DVD and “Year One”

The Mail Sack: We Answer some of your Tweeted Questions

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Episode 60 – The Great Chicken Sauce Conspiracy

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Recorded: 6/26/09

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we spent most of our time talking about Michael Jackson. If you don’t want to hear jokes made it his expense, then please skip this episode.

We also talked about: The GI Joe Trailer, Adam Savage and AT&T, BSG Movie Remake, Buffy Movie, Daybreakers, Harry Potter Lawsuit, Billy Mays, Teen Wolf on TV, LOST mistaken for real plane crash footage, Alien Prequel, Chick-fil-A Sauce, Transformers 2

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Episode 59 – DaVinci Does Dallas

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Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

iPhone 3Gs, Renaissance electronics – DaVinci does Dallas – Doing DaVinci, Man vs Cartoon, The new iPhone is retarded fast & video, McGrubber movie & The Coneheads, SNL sketches failure as movies, Anchorman 2, Good comedy movie sequels, Tosh.0, Terminator 3 deleted clip, Arnold back for Predator reboot?, Indy 5 with Shia LeBoof, Ghostbusters, Shitty movie broadcast – Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Trailer for 2012, Trailer for Impact

FB Harlo’s podcast – Bad Movie Fiends

The Mail Sack: We answer some of your questions!

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Episode 58 – Secondhand Bat’Leth

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

All Mail Sack Episode! We answer your questions!

Garage Sale Bat’Leth, Tornadoes in Dallas, Best Regional Fast Food, Tales of Injury, Bill Cosby’s in town, and it’s the Olympics for some reason, Parenting/Geek Origins, Good Shows/Movies that seemed bad at first and visa versa, Animals, Jobs, Basements, Harry Potter Audio Books, Music to send into space so aliens know how bad earth sucks

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Episode 57 – The Best Of Episodes 1-7

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Denise and more
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7:

Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield
Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer Pregnant
Ep3: Eli lost $10,000, Joel’s work at Sweet Leaf Tea, Retards Part 1, The Mad Shitter, Retards Part 2
Ep4: Predator & Twister the Musical, Teenage Predator
Ep5: Foot Projector Porn
Ep6: Cooter by Jessica Simpson, Welcome to the Internet Fucker, Nerd Burlesque Show
Ep7: Josh’s Origin Story

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Episode 56 – Annual Corporate Conference Call

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[This podcast was fueled with Australian Candy provided by FB Rerun]

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Josh’s Stories from Bear Pride
Aussie Candy Care Package from Rerun
I Drink Your Blood
Fancy Bastard Birthday Bash 09
Ghostbusters 3 with Dushku and Milano?
Terminator: Salvation
Hulu Desktop and The Glee Pilot
Party Down
Wipe Out
I survived a Japanese Game Show
Buffy Minus Whedon

[NOTE: This was our first Skype-cast. Since we anticipated technical difficulties there was no live stream, mail sack or post show.]

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Episode 55 – Live From The Cave

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet:

RunPee: when you should leave the movie and have a wee?
Fish found in boy’s penis
The Voice of Mickey Mouse Passes Away

Main Show Topic: The 08-09 TV Season

What shows were canceled/renewed, The Lost Season 5 Finale, Dollhouse, Terminator: TSCC, House, Law & Order, and Procedurals in general, The SNL Finale with Will Ferrell

From The Mail Sack:

Do we have TV prejudices? Lost’s attempt to win back it’s audience, Scrubs w/out Scrubs, more Dollhouse talk, ditching Cable/Satellite for internet only TV

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Episode 54 – In The Ghetto

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: Found Footage Festival Live, What Hath Oprah Wrought? KFC Free Coupons Sparked Riots!, HE Podcast Clips

TV: Dollhouse Finale, Sarah Connor Made Me Do It

Movies: STAR TREK [contains minor spoilers],Star Trek: The best prequel ever, It’s Official. X-Men Origins: Deadpool and Wolverine 2 – It’s On… And In Japan

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Episode 53 – They Call Him One Eye

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Hard drive death, Josh’s Eyeball shrapnel, Frightmare Weekend, dot-TV Domains, Brothels cut prices to beat the recession, Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Steve Wiebe sets Donkey Kong Jr. world record, Hunt for Gollum

TV
Heroes Finale, Time Warp, Dollhouse + Alan Tudyk, Save Terminator, Chuck has been renewed?

Movies
District 9, First look at Iron Man 2, Stepbrothers

The Mail Sack

  • We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

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Episode 52 – Midnight Taco Train

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Millions of ’90s Geeks Get Nostalgic over GeoCities

Nintendo’s Game Boy turns 20

Oprah effect: 43% jump in Twitter traffic

A Living Example of a Hobbit Found in Qatar?

TV: Parks and Recreation, Sit Down Shut Up?, Caprica DVD is out, Mutant Chronicles

Movies

Robert Rodriguez’s PREDATORS

Rodriguez and Trejo In June Start Wielding MACHETE

TMNT Are Officially Back From Obscurity

The Mail Sack: We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Episode 51 – Space Trousers

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: 3 terrifying penis-biting stories (in one week?), Pirate Bay Verdict, Zombie Bible, The Multiple Migs Jizz throwing bill

TV: Dollhouse and Terminator not dead yet (but totally still dead), new BSG comic, Buffy Movie Rumor, The State DVD,

Movies: New Harry Potter trailer, Observe and Report,

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

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