Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Denise and more
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7:

Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield
Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer Pregnant
Ep3: Eli lost $10,000, Joel’s work at Sweet Leaf Tea, Retards Part 1, The Mad Shitter, Retards Part 2
Ep4: Predator & Twister the Musical, Teenage Predator
Ep5: Foot Projector Porn
Ep6: Cooter by Jessica Simpson, Welcome to the Internet Fucker, Nerd Burlesque Show
Ep7: Josh’s Origin Story

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Internet/ General Geekery: 3 terrifying penis-biting stories (in one week?), Pirate Bay Verdict, Zombie Bible, The Multiple Migs Jizz throwing bill

TV: Dollhouse and Terminator not dead yet (but totally still dead), new BSG comic, Buffy Movie Rumor, The State DVD,

Movies: New Harry Potter trailer, Observe and Report,

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

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Intro: New England Webcomics Weekend, Allcon, Eli’s talk at UTD, TBRU 09

Internet: Ron Silver, Heat Vision and Jack, A guy on death row eats his ONLY eyeball, Cannibal Mom, The Colbert Capsule

TV: Syfy Channel, ‘Behind The Music’, Dollhouse, Better Off Ted, BSG Finale

Movies: “It” remake, ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ Trailer!

The Mail Sack: We answer your questions

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Internet: BMG CD Club dead, Taco Town, Penny Arcade Bill, Asian Female Athlete a man, Toilet Restaraunt

TV: Star Wars Pilot Minus Jedi, Space Whore to Play Space Lizard, Heroes gets a season 4

Movies: Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 for reals, New Riddick Movie, Dark Fantastic 4, Animated Mad Max

The Mail Sack: We Answer Your Questions

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Internet!: Webcomics Weekend, The Weta Mermaid, Michael Jackson Auction of Oddities, Dinosaurs Fucking Robots

TV!: SciFi Fridays SciFail (imagine that), Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, The Final Conan O’Brien Show, Pushing Daisies, More Futurama on Fox?

MOVIES!: Remakes remake us cry (The Neverending Story, Clue and Total Recall), Ghost Busters 3, Dark Knight Economic Stimulus, Nick Fury, Arrested Development, Friday the 13th and Pride and Predator

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

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This Week In Internet: Eli and Denise review the Killers concert complete with stinky bikers, Gay Divorce, Michael Phelps BongGate, Olympic Pole Dancing, Klingon Robbery, Extreme Corpse Sports

Topicsplode!: LOST, Taken (PG-13 Version), Warner wants 7 Batman Movies?, Dollhouse Grindhouse Ads, BSG DVR Ratings, Super Bowl Porn, Gamely buys Shack News, UK Comic Laws, Black Dynamite, Walk Hard

The Mail Sack: Making our own Con (The HEXpo), Taking the Podcast Pro, Adapting Books to Movies, The HE Book Club (The Reading Rainbow Coalition),Obama’s Best/Worst Qualities, Favorite Venture Bros. Villain, Joel’s Geeky RenFest Proposal

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This Week In Internet: Cash 4 C-3P0, Terminator is a horror film, Super Bowl Stripper Shortage, Narnia has a Lesbian Ruler, The Bacon Explosion

TopicSplode!: Tech Support for your Predator, A-Team Movie Casting Call, Machete the Movie, Zombie Mexican Wrestlers, Josh Makes it Rain

The Mail Sack: The West Wing, Celebs on Twitter, Game Renting and Sad Developers, Best Movie Endings, Adam and Jamie are Gay Hot, Dolphin Sex

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The first 7 minutes of audio is crappy because I had to grab it from the Ustream Live Feed.

This Week in Internet: Heavy Metal band names, dead hard drives, Veronica Mars Movie, Wolverine Origins

TopicSplode!: White House Tech, Oscar Nominations, WTF Moments from LOST, Taken

The Male Sack: YOUR QUESTIONS

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This Week in Internet

• Elbert Paredes Explains the Filipino Version of Twilight

• Back To The Future, Bollywood Style

• Man Smashes Into Adult Sex Shop And Has Sex With Dolls

• Pushing Daisies Will Keep You Hanging On A Bit Longer

• I’ve only slept with two men – Paris Hilton

• The Polaroid camera is back, in digital

Topics and Links

• GALACTICA!! LOST!! 24!! DOLLHOUSE!! BIG LOVE!! DAMAGES!! SURVIVOR!! REAPER!! REAL WORLD!! CUPID!! 2009 Premiere Dates!!

• Is George Michael the ‘Arrested Development’ Holdout?

• Video distribution service coming to Wii

• Pilot Script Packed with Holo-Jackoff Jokes

• Ziff Davis Sells 1UP To UGO/Hearst, Closes EGM

• ‘Street Fighter the Chun-Li’ Trailer Gets Domestic

• Mickey Rourke Will Do Power Armor Wrestling In Iron Man 2

Male Sack/Mail Sack

• The HE crew answers YOUR geekiest questions

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This week in Bullshit
LOTR report

This Week in Internet
Silence the Lambs the musical
Police blotter: baby or burrito? http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/276…
MyNetworkTV Pulls Ahead Of The CW!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39550
AMGLAD AMSAD http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39549

Lightsabers Banned By UK Supermarket http://io9.com/5114401/lightsabers-banned-by-uk-s…
New JUDGE DREDD Film Is Greenlit http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39529
RIAA finds its soul, will stop suing individuals downloading music http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/19/riaa-finds-its…
Tim Robbins is going to be playing Howard Stark http://www.latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-scoop-…
Long-Suppressed Gay Star Trek Episode Comes Out http://io9.com/5113745/long+suppressed-gay-star-t…
Store won’t put kid’s controversial name on cake http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/16/store-wont-p…
All KB Toys Stores To Be Liquidated And Closed http://consumerist.com/5107696/santas-not-coming-…
NY police officers plead innocent in sodomy case http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUST…

This Week in Movies
Slumdog Millionaire
The Day The Earth Stood Whoah
‘Machine Girl’ Number Two http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/12/machine_girl_n…

This week in DVD’s
Wanted
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

This Week in Recommendations
Damages

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This Week in Internet:
Waterworld the Musical: http://io9.com/5098963/can-waterworld-the-musical…
Knight Rider isnt cancelled yet: http://io9.com/5103505/knight-rider-isnt-cancelle…
Nazi Zombies: http://io9.com/5103103/the-undead-third-reich-com…
OJ going to OJail: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7767556…
Man found with varmints and a corpse:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo…
Dr. Horrible DVD on AMazon: http://whedonesque.com/comments/18286
Dr. Pepper GnR Fail: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10111918-93.html…
Prop 8 the musical: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-…
Holy Book of Bacon: http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon
Cooking with balls: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/29/the-gonad-go…
Dutch ban shrooms: http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE4…

Topics for Discussion:

Let The Right One In
Brian Fuller back to heroes: http://io9.com/5102213/fuller-to-finish-heroes-se…
Re-Creed: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2…
New Scifi Pilot: Flash Forward: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39286
Caprica gets official green light: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39285
TRZ?:http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Tron-2-Plot-Synops…

The Male Sack:

• Your Questions!

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

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Show Notes:

• Daisies gets canned
• X-Men gets a reboot?
• Twilight Sucks but Vampires Sparkle
• Casual gamers will inherit the earth
• Reasons to love/hate Texas
• Eli Reviews True Blood
• The Gang reviews Zack and Miri
• PLUS YOUR QUESTIONS AND MORE STUFF!!!

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Show Notes:

• Denise read most of Twilight. Joel read a synopsis and hates it
• The HE Crew recommends new stuff for you to check out
• Gay Superheroes on TV
• Arrested Development Movie is Go? Again?
• And we Answer your Questions

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Eli’s Birthday Party Pic by Denise

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
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Show Notes:

• Circuit City is Suckit Shitty
• Netflix streaming to Macs
• Michael Crighton
• Candidates for Obama’s Internet Czar
• Eli’s Non-Video Game Art
• BSG Auction (complete with “raging Tigh” impression
• More Sadness for Dollhouse
• Best and worst Birthday presents in honor of Eli’s birthday

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Show Notes:

• Josh drops the biggest bomb in HE podcast history
• New Macbooks
• Max Payne and Donkeys
• Chocolate News
• JCVD
• and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!!

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• It’s all about politics from 43:30 to 1:05:40 (skip it if you like)
• We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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• Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway
• Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”)
• Online flame war turns lethal
• Human Jet pack
• Knight Rider is the worst show ever made
• Don’t fart on cops
• Predator 3
• a discussion of Political Bullshit
• We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!! If the length was scaring you (as it tends to do), fear not. The podcast is shorter (1.5 – 2 hours).

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
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Show Notes:

• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere
• The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!
• The new Microsoft Ads
• The Best Worst SciFi movies of all time
• And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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In this episode we talk about:

• Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM
• What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,”
• Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party
• True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms of graphic content and cursing
• And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer SOME QUESTIONS FROM YOU!

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Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise

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IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

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