Episode 66 – Galaxy Class P.O.S.

Posted on October 20, 2010November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Lots of fake/joke racism in this one for some reason. More than usual. If you think that would offend you, feel free to skip this episode.

Show Notes:

Why has it been 10 months?, Eli’s getting married, Interview with a Chilean miner, Runaway Train: The Movie, Bruce Willis on Between Two Ferns, Josh’s NYC trip and subway weirdos, Law And Order UK, Eastbound and Down, Spartacus, 30 Rock Live, The Next Three Days

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
We listen to YOUR CRAZY-ASS VOICEMAILS on our new Fancy Hotline (203) 6-FANCY-B.

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Episode 65 – Jocularity Abounds

Posted on January 15, 2010November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about Josh’s MAME arcade cabinet, Josh has food on his face, glory holes, the majesty of Danny De Vito’s naked body, fruit fly penis laser SCIENCE!, Leno vs. Conan, “New Scrubs” and other tv shows, James Cameron, Avatar and “Project 880”, Daybreakers, more upcoming movies, Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, Philip K. Dick’s estate sues Google, the deleted Avatar sex scene, Time Warner/Fox feud, and Eli’s new shitty movie blog.

[Thanks to FB Robotjox for the show notes.]

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Episode 64 – Super Podcast 64

Posted on December 23, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about James Cameron’s Avatar, the future impact of 3D graphics on films, Eli’s trip back to Texico, Old movies Joel has recently seen (The Happening/This Mist/The Killing Room), Josh seeing New Moon, Dollhouse, and the most regretted purchases the cast have ever made.

[Thanks to Ytoabn for the show notes!]

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 63 – The Mobile Podcast Taco Truck

Posted on November 26, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli and Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about Baylor Clown College, Paula Deen and Mint Juice, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, Turkey Jones, Flash Forward and Other TV type news, ABC’s “V” [SPOILERS], Thanksgiving plans, Chooch and Chang’s El DeLorio print, and Sarah Palin’s book signing.

[special thanks to FB DrPepperMD for sending in the show notes]

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 62 – What We Did On Our Summer Vacation

Posted on November 18, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode the HE crew talks about what we’ve been up to during our long hiatus: New jobs, new projects, comic conventions, Black Devil Doll, The Found Footage Festival Live, Our thoughts on the new TV season including the cancellation of Dollhouse, V, Modern Family, Always Sunny, The Venture Bros., The Star Trek DVD relase and MUCH MORE!

Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered them… then due to a technical failure that part of the show was deleted. Sorry.

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Episode 61 – Geisha Is Robot Podcast

Posted on July 14, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Intro: Shitty Movie Night featuring “The Room” and “Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus” Virtuality, Final Five Cylons comic,

This Week In Internet: iPod v. Walkman, Cheap Trick on 8-Track, Robo Geisha, Jesco White: Dancing Outlaw, Naked Terminator Man, View Master The Movie, (more) Michael Jackson, Green Lantern Movie, Science Of The Movies

Comic Topics: Star Wars TV Show, I am Gay for Harry Potter

Fancy Recommendations: We give our opinions on “Away We Go,” “Narnia: Prince Caspian,” The State on DVD and “Year One”

The Mail Sack: We Answer some of your Tweeted Questions

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Episode 60 – The Great Chicken Sauce Conspiracy

Posted on July 2, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Recorded: 6/26/09

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we spent most of our time talking about Michael Jackson. If you don’t want to hear jokes made it his expense, then please skip this episode.

We also talked about: The GI Joe Trailer, Adam Savage and AT&T, BSG Movie Remake, Buffy Movie, Daybreakers, Harry Potter Lawsuit, Billy Mays, Teen Wolf on TV, LOST mistaken for real plane crash footage, Alien Prequel, Chick-fil-A Sauce, Transformers 2

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Episode 59 – DaVinci Does Dallas

Posted on June 21, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

iPhone 3Gs, Renaissance electronics – DaVinci does Dallas – Doing DaVinci, Man vs Cartoon, The new iPhone is retarded fast & video, McGrubber movie & The Coneheads, SNL sketches failure as movies, Anchorman 2, Good comedy movie sequels, Tosh.0, Terminator 3 deleted clip, Arnold back for Predator reboot?, Indy 5 with Shia LeBoof, Ghostbusters, Shitty movie broadcast – Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Trailer for 2012, Trailer for Impact

FB Harlo’s podcast – Bad Movie Fiends

The Mail Sack: We answer some of your questions!

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Episode 58 – Secondhand Bat’Leth

Posted on June 14, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

All Mail Sack Episode! We answer your questions!

Garage Sale Bat’Leth, Tornadoes in Dallas, Best Regional Fast Food, Tales of Injury, Bill Cosby’s in town, and it’s the Olympics for some reason, Parenting/Geek Origins, Good Shows/Movies that seemed bad at first and visa versa, Animals, Jobs, Basements, Harry Potter Audio Books, Music to send into space so aliens know how bad earth sucks

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Episode 57 – The Best Of Episodes 1-7

Posted on June 8, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Denise and more
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7:

Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield
Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer Pregnant
Ep3: Eli lost $10,000, Joel’s work at Sweet Leaf Tea, Retards Part 1, The Mad Shitter, Retards Part 2
Ep4: Predator & Twister the Musical, Teenage Predator
Ep5: Foot Projector Porn
Ep6: Cooter by Jessica Simpson, Welcome to the Internet Fucker, Nerd Burlesque Show
Ep7: Josh’s Origin Story

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Episode 56 – Annual Corporate Conference Call

Posted on May 31, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

[This podcast was fueled with Australian Candy provided by FB Rerun]

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Josh’s Stories from Bear Pride
Aussie Candy Care Package from Rerun
I Drink Your Blood
Fancy Bastard Birthday Bash 09
Ghostbusters 3 with Dushku and Milano?
Terminator: Salvation
Hulu Desktop and The Glee Pilot
Party Down
Wipe Out
I survived a Japanese Game Show
Buffy Minus Whedon

[NOTE: This was our first Skype-cast. Since we anticipated technical difficulties there was no live stream, mail sack or post show.]

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Episode 55 – Live From The Cave

Posted on May 24, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet:

RunPee: when you should leave the movie and have a wee?
Fish found in boy’s penis
The Voice of Mickey Mouse Passes Away

Main Show Topic: The 08-09 TV Season

What shows were canceled/renewed, The Lost Season 5 Finale, Dollhouse, Terminator: TSCC, House, Law & Order, and Procedurals in general, The SNL Finale with Will Ferrell

From The Mail Sack:

Do we have TV prejudices? Lost’s attempt to win back it’s audience, Scrubs w/out Scrubs, more Dollhouse talk, ditching Cable/Satellite for internet only TV

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Episode 54 – In The Ghetto

Posted on May 12, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: Found Footage Festival Live, What Hath Oprah Wrought? KFC Free Coupons Sparked Riots!, HE Podcast Clips

TV: Dollhouse Finale, Sarah Connor Made Me Do It

Movies: STAR TREK [contains minor spoilers],Star Trek: The best prequel ever, It’s Official. X-Men Origins: Deadpool and Wolverine 2 – It’s On… And In Japan

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Episode 53 – They Call Him One Eye

Posted on May 6, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Hard drive death, Josh’s Eyeball shrapnel, Frightmare Weekend, dot-TV Domains, Brothels cut prices to beat the recession, Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Steve Wiebe sets Donkey Kong Jr. world record, Hunt for Gollum

TV
Heroes Finale, Time Warp, Dollhouse + Alan Tudyk, Save Terminator, Chuck has been renewed?

Movies
District 9, First look at Iron Man 2, Stepbrothers

The Mail Sack

We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

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Episode 52 – Midnight Taco Train

Posted on April 26, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Millions of ’90s Geeks Get Nostalgic over GeoCities

Nintendo’s Game Boy turns 20

Oprah effect: 43% jump in Twitter traffic

A Living Example of a Hobbit Found in Qatar?

TV: Parks and Recreation, Sit Down Shut Up?, Caprica DVD is out, Mutant Chronicles

Movies

Robert Rodriguez’s PREDATORS

Rodriguez and Trejo In June Start Wielding MACHETE

TMNT Are Officially Back From Obscurity

The Mail Sack: We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Episode 51 – Space Trousers

Posted on April 20, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: 3 terrifying penis-biting stories (in one week?), Pirate Bay Verdict, Zombie Bible, The Multiple Migs Jizz throwing bill

TV: Dollhouse and Terminator not dead yet (but totally still dead), new BSG comic, Buffy Movie Rumor, The State DVD,

Movies: New Harry Potter trailer, Observe and Report,

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

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Episode #50 – Fitty

Posted on April 6, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

[image courtesy of a commission I did for DallasObserver.com]

Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

General Geekery: LOST (i think we talked about LOST?), Eli’s Keynote Speech at the GEC, Topatoco HE Shirts, Surprise party with pork and cake!, Battlefield Earth Rifftrax, My Name is Bruce, I Love You Man, Captain Tightpants in Castle, April Fools Jokes, Science v. Space Magic in SciFi, He Book Club Update (The Road), The HE Wiki, Lost V. Bttf Time Travel

The Mail Sack: Your Questions!

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Episode 49 – Giant Balls: The Saline Solution

Posted on March 30, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Intro: New England Webcomics Weekend, Allcon, Eli’s talk at UTD, TBRU 09

Internet: Ron Silver, Heat Vision and Jack, A guy on death row eats his ONLY eyeball, Cannibal Mom, The Colbert Capsule

TV: Syfy Channel, ‘Behind The Music’, Dollhouse, Better Off Ted, BSG Finale

Movies: “It” remake, ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ Trailer!

The Mail Sack: We answer your questions

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Episode 48 – Eli The Usurper

Posted on March 16, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet: BMG CD Club dead, Taco Town, Penny Arcade Bill, Asian Female Athlete a man, Toilet Restaraunt

TV: Star Wars Pilot Minus Jedi, Space Whore to Play Space Lizard, Heroes gets a season 4

Movies: Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 for reals, New Riddick Movie, Dark Fantastic 4, Animated Mad Max

The Mail Sack: We Answer Your Questions

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Episode 47 – Doin’ It Is The Best

Posted on March 7, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet: Spinal Tap, Cat-Bongs, Light Gun hostage taker, HE Google search terms

TV: BSG, Lost, Jimmy Fallon, aborted BSG reboot

Movies: Alex’s Watchmen review, Terminator Salvation

The Mail Sack: We answer your questions

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Episode 46 – The Ol’ Bone Roller Coaster

Posted on February 28, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet!: Webcomics Weekend, The Weta Mermaid, Michael Jackson Auction of Oddities, Dinosaurs Fucking Robots

TV!: SciFi Fridays SciFail (imagine that), Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, The Final Conan O’Brien Show, Pushing Daisies, More Futurama on Fox?

MOVIES!: Remakes remake us cry (The Neverending Story, Clue and Total Recall), Ghost Busters 3, Dark Knight Economic Stimulus, Nick Fury, Arrested Development, Friday the 13th and Pride and Predator

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Episode 45 – Peanut Butter Rainbow Cake

Posted on February 16, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode #44 – We’re F’ing Done Professionally

Posted on February 9, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week In Internet: Eli and Denise review the Killers concert complete with stinky bikers, Gay Divorce, Michael Phelps BongGate, Olympic Pole Dancing, Klingon Robbery, Extreme Corpse Sports

Topicsplode!: LOST, Taken (PG-13 Version), Warner wants 7 Batman Movies?, Dollhouse Grindhouse Ads, BSG DVR Ratings, Super Bowl Porn, Gamely buys Shack News, UK Comic Laws, Black Dynamite, Walk Hard

The Mail Sack: Making our own Con (The HEXpo), Taking the Podcast Pro, Adapting Books to Movies, The HE Book Club (The Reading Rainbow Coalition),Obama’s Best/Worst Qualities, Favorite Venture Bros. Villain, Joel’s Geeky RenFest Proposal

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Episode 43 – Tempura House

Posted on February 2, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh (eventually) & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week In Internet: Cash 4 C-3P0, Terminator is a horror film, Super Bowl Stripper Shortage, Narnia has a Lesbian Ruler, The Bacon Explosion

TopicSplode!: Tech Support for your Predator, A-Team Movie Casting Call, Machete the Movie, Zombie Mexican Wrestlers, Josh Makes it Rain

The Mail Sack: The West Wing, Celebs on Twitter, Game Renting and Sad Developers, Best Movie Endings, Adam and Jamie are Gay Hot, Dolphin Sex

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Episode 42 – Life, The Universe and Everything

Posted on January 25, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

The first 7 minutes of audio is crappy because I had to grab it from the Ustream Live Feed.

This Week in Internet: Heavy Metal band names, dead hard drives, Veronica Mars Movie, Wolverine Origins

TopicSplode!: White House Tech, Oscar Nominations, WTF Moments from LOST, Taken

The Male Sack: YOUR QUESTIONS

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Episode 41 – Space Empanadas

Posted on January 18, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

TWII

TWIOS/TWIG (This Week in Geek… Is someone already using that? I bet it’s Leo.)

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Episode 40 – Zee References, Zey Do Nussing!

Posted on January 12, 2009November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

This Week in Internet

Topics and Links

Male Sack/Mail Sack

The HE crew answers YOUR geekiest questions

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Episode 39 – It’s The Year End Blowout, Bitches!

Posted on December 25, 2008November 16, 2015 by Joel Watson

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week in Bullshit
LOTR report

This Week in Internet
Silence the Lambs the musical
Police blotter: baby or burrito? http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/276…
MyNetworkTV Pulls Ahead Of The CW!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39550
AMGLAD AMSAD http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39549

Lightsabers Banned By UK Supermarket http://io9.com/5114401/lightsabers-banned-by-uk-s…
New JUDGE DREDD Film Is Greenlit http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39529
RIAA finds its soul, will stop suing individuals downloading music http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/19/riaa-finds-its…
Tim Robbins is going to be playing Howard Stark http://www.latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-scoop-…
Long-Suppressed Gay Star Trek Episode Comes Out http://io9.com/5113745/long+suppressed-gay-star-t…
Store won’t put kid’s controversial name on cake http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/16/store-wont-p…
All KB Toys Stores To Be Liquidated And Closed http://consumerist.com/5107696/santas-not-coming-…
NY police officers plead innocent in sodomy case http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUST…

This Week in Movies
Slumdog Millionaire
The Day The Earth Stood Whoah
‘Machine Girl’ Number Two http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/12/machine_girl_n…

This week in DVD’s
Wanted
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

This Week in Recommendations
Damages

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