It’s about fucking time. Do you know how boring the internet is? Now that I’ve tasted the sweet, sweet nectar of the gods that is your podcast, I can’t go back to drinking swill! This is the first thing I’ll be listening to tomorrow morning. Can’t wait!

If it’s even half as good as last week’s, I’ll piss myself with joy.

Seriously still awesome, even awesomer with fried foods and non-newtonian honey-mustard. “Fisherfish”

*sigh

That conversation was hilarious. My brother is a fucking honey-mustard nut. He gets it on everything. Several years ago, on his 21st birthday, we got him drunk as shit. He had never been drunk before, so he was completely hilarious. So, about 2 in the morning, we went out to this 24-hour restaurant. He was hitting on the waitress, which was funny enough, but it got better. He wanted honey-mustard, but they didn’t have any. So he begged the waitress to mix honey and mustard and make him honey-mustard dressing. Which, as you know, didn’t work.

The show was hard to hear at first, but once I started listening, the background noise faded out and it was gold. Great show, man. I’m so glad I finally have a podcast worth listening to.

Hey Joel! I’ve been enjoying these!

Yes, you can has homemade honey mustard – you’re missing some cream based condiment, like mayo or yogurt. That’s the missing link. I like adding garlic salt and red pepper too for kicks.

I must say I was surprised to hear you guys all seemed to remember the Brave Little Toaster! WORTHLEEEESS!!!! You guys hit all the best parts too, Jon Lovitz, the crazed parts store murderer and everything.

I guess you know since you were there, but you were mentioned at the end of the latest Webcomics Weekly podcast (halfpixel.com).

just started. love Clone High.

i’m trying to piece together clues to figure out where you guys are from.

Virtually unintelligible. First one, loved it. Next time, no restaurant. Too much noise.

Bullshit. You didn’t think the first one was that great, if I recall, but it was the greatest thing since I discovered masturbation. So, I reckon I won’t be disappointed in the slightest.

Have you noticed how Alton has turned into a complete tool lately? Both on Iron Chef America and when he guests on that reality show “Next Food Network Star.” My friend met him at a book signing and, though he was excited to meet him, was totally disillusioned when he turned out to be kind of a dick.

Minx? I thought I was a ’saucy harlot’ or somesuch…that’s how you addressed me in middle school at least….

Oh, God…re-reading that…saucy – sauce-y…fuck a bunch of puns…

And Wolf from American Gladiator. After he eats his Beerios.

you live on Skullcrusher Mountain?

Man, its weird to think we go back that far. The podcasts kinda take me back. It was almost if, you were meant to have a webcomic – even before we knew what one was!