Episode 38 – With Savings Wide Open

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week in Internet:
Waterworld the Musical: http://io9.com/5098963/can-waterworld-the-musical…
Knight Rider isnt cancelled yet: http://io9.com/5103505/knight-rider-isnt-cancelle…
Nazi Zombies: http://io9.com/5103103/the-undead-third-reich-com…
OJ going to OJail: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7767556…
Man found with varmints and a corpse:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo…
Dr. Horrible DVD on AMazon: http://whedonesque.com/comments/18286
Dr. Pepper GnR Fail: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10111918-93.html…
Prop 8 the musical: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-…
Holy Book of Bacon: http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon
Cooking with balls: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/29/the-gonad-go…
Dutch ban shrooms: http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE4…

Topics for Discussion:

Let The Right One In
Brian Fuller back to heroes: http://io9.com/5102213/fuller-to-finish-heroes-se…
Re-Creed: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2…
New Scifi Pilot: Flash Forward: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39286
Caprica gets official green light: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39285
TRZ?:http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Tron-2-Plot-Synops…

The Male Sack:

  • Your Questions!

Episode 37 – That Was The Best Night of My Life Black Dynamite

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Daisies gets canned
  • X-Men gets a reboot?
  • Twilight Sucks but Vampires Sparkle
  • Casual gamers will inherit the earth
  • Reasons to love/hate Texas
  • Eli Reviews True Blood
  • The Gang reviews Zack and Miri
  • PLUS YOUR QUESTIONS AND MORE STUFF!!!

Episode 36 – The Donkey Whisperer

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Denise read most of Twilight. Joel read a synopsis and hates it
  • The HE Crew recommends new stuff for you to check out
  • Gay Superheroes on TV
  • Arrested Development Movie is Go? Again?
  • And we Answer your Questions

Episode 35 – Don’t Bomb The Puppies

Eli’s Birthday Party Pic by Denise

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Circuit City is Suckit Shitty
  • Netflix streaming to Macs
  • Michael Crighton
  • Candidates for Obama’s Internet Czar
  • Eli’s Non-Video Game Art
  • BSG Auction (complete with “raging Tigh” impression
  • More Sadness for Dollhouse
  • Best and worst Birthday presents in honor of Eli’s birthday

 

Episode 34 – Musical Indian Food

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we talk about real life zombie invasions, the future of Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, the death of Zima, Star Wars Fan Days, Bruce Campbell’s prank calls, fake Guns N Roses and faker Led Zeppelin, how to fix(cancel) Heroes, the Avengers Movie, and Josh’s Drunken Story Time.

[Somehow Josh’s mic was facing the wrong direction so his track was SUPER quiet. I had to science it for 4 hours to get it to even be audible but it still sounds like he’s in a cave.]

Episode 33 – Zack and Josh Make a Porno

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Josh drops the biggest bomb in HE podcast history
  • New Macbooks
  • Max Payne and Donkeys
  • Chocolate News
  • JCVD
  • and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!!

Episode 30 – Pickles and Sweet Jam

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway
  • Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”)
  • Online flame war turns lethal
  • Human Jet pack
  • Knight Rider is the worst show ever made
  • Don’t fart on cops
  • Predator 3
  • a discussion of Political Bullshit
  • We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 29 – Love Isn’t Always on Time

NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!! If the length was scaring you (as it tends to do), fear not. The podcast is shorter (1.5 – 2 hours).

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere
  • The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!
  • The new Microsoft Ads
  • The Best Worst SciFi movies of all time
  • And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 28 – HBO’s Taxicab Abortions

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:
In this episode we talk about:

  • Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM
  • What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,”
  • Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party
  • True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms of graphic content and cursing
  • And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 27 – Aye Aye Eli

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS, discuss the Jerry Lewis “Save The Muggles” Telethon, and premiere the “Eli Theme Song” by Jeff Fardink.

Episode 26 – And You Shall Have My Chupacabra!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer SOME QUESTIONS FROM YOU!

Episode 25 – Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

Episode 24 – You Want the Spicy?

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Eli gets dangerous new sound effects, “Highlander of the Dance,” Nazi Dinosaurs!, Shia Labeouf’s pinky problems, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

Episode 23 – Comic-Con Castcastcast

Anoved did this sketch live during the Podcast. We were all blown away at how amazingly awesome it was.

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Comic-Con 2008, Wolverine Trailer, Can Geeks and Jocks be friends? (probably the best discussion we’ve had to date), Geeks in the military?

And we answer QUESTIONS from the listeners.

Episode 22 – The Bat-Cast

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

A large portion of the show is spent on “The Dark Knight.” We also discuss what would happen if “Mr. Holland’s Opus,” “Jaws” and “Forrest Gump” were all the same movie.

We address questions from the readers, and discuss “This week in Internet” as well.

Episode 21 – Annual H.E. Shareholders Review

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Episode 20 – Bob Saget and Segway Death Metal

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

“Male Sack”: We answer your questions.

Episode 19 – The Longest Podcast EVAR!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Denise & Allison

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Episode 18 – Sacajawea & Quetzalcoatl

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended

Topics and Links

Episode 17 -The Fancy Bastards’ Birthday Ball

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Bonus Cast: Justin (FarrisG), Allison, Cynthia, Roger, and Emily

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids. Jokes about Racism and other sensitive topics. Not for the easily offended.
Topics and Links

(Josh accidentally didn’t save the video, so it isn’t archived on Ustream.)

We Answer your Questions in the “Male Sack”

Episode 16 – BattlestArby’s: The Final Five For Five

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
(NOTE: Contains humor concerning racism and religion. If you are easily offended, this probably isn’t a good episode for you.)

Topics and Links

“Male Sack”

  • We answer questions

Episode 15 – 90’s Alt. Rock Challenge

Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

[0:45:00] The “Male Sack”

[1:19:00] ShitterMission featuring Josh!

[1:44:55] The 90’s Alt. Rock Challenge

Episode 14 – Mono, Thumb Dicks & Ejaculate Lassos

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Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

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[01:10:30] Male Sack” – We answer these questions

[01:54:40] Alternative 90’s Rock Challenge!

[02:04:17] Live Tenacious D Blasphemy Cover

Episode 13 – Eat The Glass

(pic courtesy of reader: Chuck Demiakumu)

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

Episode 12 – Long and Pointless

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh (& un-mic’d Denise)
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, NSFAnywhere, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Episode 11 – 80’s TV Trivia Showdown!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

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