Episode 39 – It’s The Year End Blowout, Bitches!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week in Bullshit
LOTR report

This Week in Internet
Silence the Lambs the musical
Police blotter: baby or burrito? http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/276…
MyNetworkTV Pulls Ahead Of The CW!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39550
AMGLAD AMSAD http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39549

Lightsabers Banned By UK Supermarket http://io9.com/5114401/lightsabers-banned-by-uk-s…
New JUDGE DREDD Film Is Greenlit http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39529
RIAA finds its soul, will stop suing individuals downloading music http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/19/riaa-finds-its…
Tim Robbins is going to be playing Howard Stark http://www.latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-scoop-…
Long-Suppressed Gay Star Trek Episode Comes Out http://io9.com/5113745/long+suppressed-gay-star-t…
Store won’t put kid’s controversial name on cake http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/16/store-wont-p…
All KB Toys Stores To Be Liquidated And Closed http://consumerist.com/5107696/santas-not-coming-…
NY police officers plead innocent in sodomy case http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUST…

This Week in Movies
Slumdog Millionaire
The Day The Earth Stood Whoah
‘Machine Girl’ Number Two http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/12/machine_girl_n…

This week in DVD’s
Wanted
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

This Week in Recommendations
Damages

Episode 38 – With Savings Wide Open

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week in Internet:
Waterworld the Musical: http://io9.com/5098963/can-waterworld-the-musical…
Knight Rider isnt cancelled yet: http://io9.com/5103505/knight-rider-isnt-cancelle…
Nazi Zombies: http://io9.com/5103103/the-undead-third-reich-com…
OJ going to OJail: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7767556…
Man found with varmints and a corpse:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo…
Dr. Horrible DVD on AMazon: http://whedonesque.com/comments/18286
Dr. Pepper GnR Fail: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10111918-93.html…
Prop 8 the musical: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-…
Holy Book of Bacon: http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon
Cooking with balls: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/29/the-gonad-go…
Dutch ban shrooms: http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE4…

Topics for Discussion:

Let The Right One In
Brian Fuller back to heroes: http://io9.com/5102213/fuller-to-finish-heroes-se…
Re-Creed: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2…
New Scifi Pilot: Flash Forward: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39286
Caprica gets official green light: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39285
TRZ?:http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Tron-2-Plot-Synops…

The Male Sack:

  • Your Questions!

Episode 37 – That Was The Best Night of My Life Black Dynamite

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Daisies gets canned
  • X-Men gets a reboot?
  • Twilight Sucks but Vampires Sparkle
  • Casual gamers will inherit the earth
  • Reasons to love/hate Texas
  • Eli Reviews True Blood
  • The Gang reviews Zack and Miri
  • PLUS YOUR QUESTIONS AND MORE STUFF!!!

Episode 36 – The Donkey Whisperer

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Denise read most of Twilight. Joel read a synopsis and hates it
  • The HE Crew recommends new stuff for you to check out
  • Gay Superheroes on TV
  • Arrested Development Movie is Go? Again?
  • And we Answer your Questions

Episode 35 – Don’t Bomb The Puppies

Eli’s Birthday Party Pic by Denise

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Circuit City is Suckit Shitty
  • Netflix streaming to Macs
  • Michael Crighton
  • Candidates for Obama’s Internet Czar
  • Eli’s Non-Video Game Art
  • BSG Auction (complete with “raging Tigh” impression
  • More Sadness for Dollhouse
  • Best and worst Birthday presents in honor of Eli’s birthday

 

Episode 34 – Musical Indian Food

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we talk about real life zombie invasions, the future of Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, the death of Zima, Star Wars Fan Days, Bruce Campbell’s prank calls, fake Guns N Roses and faker Led Zeppelin, how to fix(cancel) Heroes, the Avengers Movie, and Josh’s Drunken Story Time.

[Somehow Josh’s mic was facing the wrong direction so his track was SUPER quiet. I had to science it for 4 hours to get it to even be audible but it still sounds like he’s in a cave.]

Episode 33 – Zack and Josh Make a Porno

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Josh drops the biggest bomb in HE podcast history
  • New Macbooks
  • Max Payne and Donkeys
  • Chocolate News
  • JCVD
  • and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!!

Episode 30 – Pickles and Sweet Jam

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway
  • Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”)
  • Online flame war turns lethal
  • Human Jet pack
  • Knight Rider is the worst show ever made
  • Don’t fart on cops
  • Predator 3
  • a discussion of Political Bullshit
  • We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 29 – Love Isn’t Always on Time

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

  • It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere
  • The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!
  • The new Microsoft Ads
  • The Best Worst SciFi movies of all time
  • And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 28 – HBO’s Taxicab Abortions

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:
In this episode we talk about:

  • Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM
  • What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,”
  • Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party
  • True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms of graphic content and cursing
  • And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 26 – And You Shall Have My Chupacabra!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer SOME QUESTIONS FROM YOU!

Episode 25 – Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

Episode 24 – You Want the Spicy?

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Eli gets dangerous new sound effects, “Highlander of the Dance,” Nazi Dinosaurs!, Shia Labeouf’s pinky problems, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

Episode 23 – Comic-Con Castcastcast

Anoved did this sketch live during the Podcast. We were all blown away at how amazingly awesome it was.

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Comic-Con 2008, Wolverine Trailer, Can Geeks and Jocks be friends? (probably the best discussion we’ve had to date), Geeks in the military?

And we answer QUESTIONS from the listeners.

Episode 21 – Annual H.E. Shareholders Review

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Episode 20 – Bob Saget and Segway Death Metal

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

“Male Sack”: We answer your questions.

Episode 18 – Sacajawea & Quetzalcoatl

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended

Topics and Links

Episode 17 -The Fancy Bastards’ Birthday Ball

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Bonus Cast: Justin (FarrisG), Allison, Cynthia, Roger, and Emily

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids. Jokes about Racism and other sensitive topics. Not for the easily offended.
Topics and Links

(Josh accidentally didn’t save the video, so it isn’t archived on Ustream.)

We Answer your Questions in the “Male Sack”

Episode 15 – 90’s Alt. Rock Challenge

Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

[0:45:00] The “Male Sack”

[1:19:00] ShitterMission featuring Josh!

[1:44:55] The 90’s Alt. Rock Challenge

Episode 14 – Mono, Thumb Dicks & Ejaculate Lassos

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Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

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[01:10:30] Male Sack” – We answer these questions

[01:54:40] Alternative 90’s Rock Challenge!

[02:04:17] Live Tenacious D Blasphemy Cover

Episode 13 – Eat The Glass

(pic courtesy of reader: Chuck Demiakumu)

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

Episode 12 – Long and Pointless

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh (& un-mic’d Denise)
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, NSFAnywhere, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Episode 10 – You Maniacs! You Blew It Up!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics

  • Charlton Heston
  • Movie Remakes
  • Fall TV Lineup
  • Clone High Bootleg
  • Battlestar Galactica Premiere (Spoilers)
  • Iron Man Preview Footage
  • Dallas Comic Con
  • “Undefeatable” VHS Library Mail Order of Doom!

This Week in Internet

Episode 9 – The Purple Pimp

“Joss Whedon’s Dr. Horrible” Interview with Mad Scientist Jonathan Reilly

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

This Week in Internet

•    Tramp Stamps for Kids!
•    Rick Astley Interviewed about Rick Roll
•    Inventor of Warp Drive is George Bush Sr.
•    GALACTICA’s Eick Developing CHILDREN OF MEN for TVJosh HATES David Eick
•    Battlestar Finale Rewritten
•    ‘Bangkok Dangerous’ It’s Dangerous to Bang it?
•    Mexican Predators Hunting Emo Kids
•    Ian McKellen is actually Gandalf
•    BSG’s Helo Cast in Dollhouse
•    Fox Gives Fourth Consecutive Sentence To PRISON BREAK !!
•    Smallville endorses delicious Gum
•    50 Cent has a new game and the terrorists win
•    Brother’s in Arms Comic Interview with writer, Mikey N.

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00:40:11 An Extremely Compelling “LOST” Theory
00:46:17 – “The Male Sack”

01:18:03 to 01:36:55
Interview with Jonathan Reilly about the filming of Joss Whedon’s “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog”

Episode 7 – The Lost Podcast & The Luby’s Lunchcast

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh – Mikey, Jen & Jeremy

Topics: The Lost Episode, Sexual Discovery?
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Sexually explicit

[04:13] The Lost Episode begins
[05:15] 2 girls 1 cup The Show (link)
[06:11] All Nude Bachelor Party/ The One Armed Stripper
[9:19] Sexy German talk
[11:50] Luby’s Lunchcast intro
[13:14] Josh’s Origin Story/ Scissor Sisters/ The Cow Patty Motel/ The Orange Tent
[19:08] Impregnated over voice-com/ Discovering inappropriate touching/ “I would’ve cut her in half”/ “First hand knowledge”
[24:48] Proper child rearing/ “This is something I’ve invented”/ Parental Advice/ Saving it (just not all of it)/ Josh is wearing a Kilt/ Professor Emanuelle
[31:15] Girls are just as bad/ The “Bathroom” Note/ The Owl from “Clash of the Titans”/ Dirty Hippy Balls/ Steven Hawking hate hippies/ Brain Fight for Sex
[36:50] Dane Cook TV Pilots/ “Stacked and Cooked”/ Wozniak in “The Graduate”

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Episode 6 – Cooter by Jessica Simpson

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: Internet Memes, All-Con, Black Devil Doll
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

[4:40] You just got rolled/ Goatse Virgin/ Massive Goatse Roll/ Will Arnett on Human Giant/
[12:55] Cooter by Jessica Simpson/ Eli the Paparazzo/ Frodo the Paparazzo
[21:50] All-Con = Colossal Win/ SCA/ Eli’s All-Con Pics (Flickr link)/ Chief is an angry drunk/ Super Cool Portal Cosplay (Digg Link) (Her Cosplay Site link)/ Rifftrax (link)/ Star Wars Cantina Burlesque Show by the Lollie Bombs (video links)
[40:00 to 01:00:00] Black Devil Doll (link) Interview (interview pics)
[01:02:00] Evil Bong and Vampire Shatner/ Sean Penn’s Black Puppet Movie/ Sean Connery is a Spaniard/ Mortal Kombat!
[01:09:17] Previously On Lost Music (link)/ 10,000 BS/ theater ball buster/
[01:16:00] Josh is Gaytos (link) (Google link)/ Gay for Pay/ Prostate Exam/ NPR Outro

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Episode 5 – Experimentations in Technical Failure

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: LOST/La Bamba/ King of Kong/ Controversy/ Shitty Movies/ All-Con
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

EVERY TIME YOU HEAR A RECORD SKIP, THAT MEANS GARAGE BAND QUIT RECORDING!!!

Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes:

[1:30] James O’Barr’s Handler/ LOST/ Traditional Mexican Weddings/ Technical Difficulties + More LOST/ Battlestar Hendrix Cop Rock Elsewhere
[13:30] Mexican Heritage = Bob from La Bamba/ Eli’s Grandma/ More LOST?/ Weird Al teaches me about music
[22:32] More LOST??? Ben Clone?/ Burger King is terrible/ Peyote wedges from KFC/ Mexican Star Mars/ Enzyte makes Bob smile (link)/ Dildo Golden Girls: Thank you for being a friend
[30:17] King of Kong (trailer link)/ Billy Mitchell is a cock sucker/ Candy Cocaine Apples/ Mr. Awesome got so much ass
[38:15] Black Devil Doll Controversy (link) (myspace link)/ Black Devil Roots/ 60 ft FOOT porn/ Jeep Balls/ Bronzed Squirrel
[48:20] Xbox for X-Mas Fake out (link)/ Engadget to the rescue (link)
[53:50] All-Con (link)/ Yak Face/ Suck it La Bamba!/ Shitty Movie O’ The Week/ Ninja Brothers of Blood (link?)/ Robo Vampire (link) starring Peter O’Toole
[01:05:00] SNL Digital Short (link)/ Eli has a Wilco Boner/ More Technical difficulties/ Obama is your new bicycle (link)/ Hillary is mom jeans (link)
[01:12:40]
Eli gets a call from The Man

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