Episode 39 – It’s The Year End Blowout, Bitches!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This week in Bullshit LOTR report This Week in Internet Silence the Lambs the musical Police blotter: baby or burrito? http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/276… MyNetworkTV Pulls Ahead Of The CW!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39550 AMGLAD AMSAD http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39549 Lightsabers Banned By UK Supermarket http://io9.com/5114401/lightsabers-banned-by-uk-s… New JUDGE DREDD Film […]

Episode 38 – With Savings Wide Open

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This Week in Internet: Waterworld the Musical: http://io9.com/5098963/can-waterworld-the-musical… Knight Rider isnt cancelled yet: http://io9.com/5103505/knight-rider-isnt-cancelle… Nazi Zombies: http://io9.com/5103103/the-undead-third-reich-com… OJ going to OJail: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7767556… Man found with varmints and a corpse:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo… Dr. Horrible DVD on AMazon: http://whedonesque.com/comments/18286 Dr. Pepper GnR Fail: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10111918-93.html… Prop […]

Episode 37 – That Was The Best Night of My Life Black Dynamite

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Daisies gets canned X-Men gets a reboot? Twilight Sucks but Vampires Sparkle Casual gamers will inherit the earth Reasons to love/hate Texas Eli Reviews True Blood The Gang reviews Zack and Miri PLUS YOUR QUESTIONS AND MORE STUFF!!! http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/37-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in […]

Episode 36 – The Donkey Whisperer

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Denise read most of Twilight. Joel read a synopsis and hates it The HE Crew recommends new stuff for you to check out Gay Superheroes on TV Arrested Development Movie is Go? Again? And we Answer your Questions http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/36-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in […]

Episode 35 – Don’t Bomb The Puppies

Eli’s Birthday Party Pic by Denise Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Circuit City is Suckit Shitty Netflix streaming to Macs Michael Crighton Candidates for Obama’s Internet Czar Eli’s Non-Video Game Art BSG Auction (complete with “raging Tigh” impression More Sadness for Dollhouse Best and worst Birthday […]

Episode 34 – Musical Indian Food

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: This week we talk about real life zombie invasions, the future of Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, the death of Zima, Star Wars Fan Days, Bruce Campbell’s prank calls, fake Guns N Roses and faker Led Zeppelin, how to fix(cancel) Heroes, the Avengers […]

Episode 33 – Zack and Josh Make a Porno

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Josh drops the biggest bomb in HE podcast history New Macbooks Max Payne and Donkeys Chocolate News JCVD and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!! http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/33-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:03:15 — 63.3MB)Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

Episode 31 – Gosh, Don’Cha Know

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: It’s all about politics from 43:30 to 1:05:40 (skip it if you like) We answer YOUR QUESTIONS http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/31-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:48:08 — 58.4MB)Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

Episode 30 – Pickles and Sweet Jam

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”) Online flame war turns lethal Human Jet pack Knight Rider is the worst show ever made Don’t […]

Episode 29 – Love Isn’t Always on Time

NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!! If the length was scaring you (as it tends to do), fear not. The podcast is shorter (1.5 – 2 hours). Subscribe using the buttons in the sidebar! Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!! […]

Episode 28 – HBO’s Taxicab Abortions

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Show Notes: In this episode we talk about: Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,” Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms […]

Episode 26 – And You Shall Have My Chupacabra!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer SOME QUESTIONS FROM YOU! http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/26-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:10:29 — 96.5MB)Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

Episode 25 – Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS. http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/25-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in […]

Episode 24 – You Want the Spicy?

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics: Eli gets dangerous new sound effects, “Highlander of the Dance,” Nazi Dinosaurs!, Shia Labeouf’s pinky problems, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS. http://media.blubrry.com/hijinksensue/p/podcast.hijinksensue.com/podcasts/24-Hijinks-Ensue-Podcast.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 3:07:00 — 96.8MB)Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

Episode 23 – Comic-Con Castcastcast

Anoved did this sketch live during the Podcast. We were all blown away at how amazingly awesome it was. Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics: Comic-Con 2008, Wolverine Trailer, Can Geeks and Jocks be friends? (probably the best discussion we’ve had to date), Geeks in the military? And we […]

Episode 21 – Annual H.E. Shareholders Review

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links Iphone 3G, Ave Q, New HE Store, Channelsurfing.net, “Making of Evan Almighty”, E3 , Dont eat CFL bulbs We answer questions from the listeners OSXBMC changes name Iron Man to play Sherlock Holmes Fanboys saved “Fanboys” It’s Always Sunny in Space […]

Episode 20 – Bob Saget and Segway Death Metal

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links The Comedy Stylings of Robert Saget Eli and Denise saw “Wargames 2” and lived Nightmare on Elm St. reboot Dethklok Live at The House of Blues in Dallas BrendonSmall.com No Billy for Battlestar? Easily crackable games are the future of […]

Episode 18 – Sacajawea & Quetzalcoatl

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended Topics and Links Dallas douche tries to stop the Serenity? The Orphan Copyright Act Vaginas do not actually have teeth (but don’t tell Josh) NBC Ameri-murdering Eli’s favorite British show: Top Gear Ed Norton vs. Marvel (it turns […]

Episode 17 -The Fancy Bastards’ Birthday Ball

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise Bonus Cast: Justin (FarrisG), Allison, Cynthia, Roger, and Emily Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids. Jokes about Racism and other sensitive topics. Not for the easily offended. Topics and Links HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Vidcast Simulcast Castcast (Josh accidentally didn’t save the video, so it isn’t archived on Ustream.) Read […]

Episode 15 – 90’s Alt. Rock Challenge

Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links HijiNKS Ensue Forum!!! Didu’s Badass Reader Art (Didu’s Comic) Josh laments Indy 4 Indy 4 = No BTTF 4 EVAR! Corn Mo Tours Europe with Ben Folds Could Spider-Man Be Going Back To High School? Cylons Baseships Run Windows XP? Indy […]

Episode 14 – Mono, Thumb Dicks & Ejaculate Lassos

UPDATE YOUR PODCAST RSS FEED LINK:  http://feeds.feedburner.com/hijinks-ensue-podcast Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links  PS3 Thumb Dick Ad “They Call Her One Eye“ Update on Denise’s Buffy Experiment 1st Dollhouse Trailer kind of dissapointing Starship Troopers 3: Johnny Rico!!! Let Best Buy “Professionally Install” Your XBox Games Universal […]

Episode 13 – Eat The Glass

(pic courtesy of reader: Chuck Demiakumu) UPDATE YOUR PODCAST RSS FEED LINK:  http://feeds.feedburner.com/hijinks-ensue-podcast Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics and Links: Margaret Cho knows what it’s like to be a gay man VHS Challenge is a GO! Landalf the Black, or Gando the Brown Shirt/Store Updates Battlestar talk Happy […]

Episode 12 – Long and Pointless

UPDATE YOUR PODCAST RSS FEED LINK:  http://feeds.feedburner.com/hijinks-ensue-podcast Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh (& un-mic’d Denise) Rating: Explicit, NSFW, NSFAnywhere, Not for kids Topics and Links Trekkies II Cher was in M.A.S.K. Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway “Face Stab” trailer Driver’s Ed. Captain Power: Lasers vs. VHS Batman vs. Mortal Kombat Tom Cruise and Ron Moore […]

Episode 10 – You Maniacs! You Blew It Up!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids Topics Charlton Heston Movie Remakes Fall TV Lineup Clone High Bootleg Battlestar Galactica Premiere (Spoilers) Iron Man Preview Footage Dallas Comic Con “Undefeatable” VHS Library Mail Order of Doom! This Week in Internet PVP Bacon Suit Comic Short Circuit Remake Bill and Ted Remake […]

Episode 9 – The Purple Pimp

“Joss Whedon’s Dr. Horrible” Interview with Mad Scientist Jonathan Reilly Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids This Week in Internet •    Tramp Stamps for Kids! •    Rick Astley Interviewed about Rick Roll •    Inventor of Warp Drive is George Bush Sr. •    GALACTICA’s Eick Developing CHILDREN OF MEN for TV […]

Episode 7 – The Lost Podcast & The Luby’s Lunchcast

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh – Mikey, Jen & Jeremy Topics: The Lost Episode, Sexual Discovery? Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Sexually explicit [04:13] The Lost Episode begins [05:15] 2 girls 1 cup The Show (link) [06:11] All Nude Bachelor Party/ The One Armed Stripper [9:19] Sexy German talk [11:50] Luby’s Lunchcast intro [13:14] […]

Episode 6 – Cooter by Jessica Simpson

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: Internet Memes, All-Con, Black Devil Doll Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids [4:40] You just got rolled/ Goatse Virgin/ Massive Goatse Roll/ Will Arnett on Human Giant/ [12:55] Cooter by Jessica Simpson/ Eli the Paparazzo/ Frodo the Paparazzo [21:50] All-Con = Colossal Win/ SCA/ Eli’s All-Con Pics (Flickr link)/ […]

Episode 5 – Experimentations in Technical Failure

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Topics: LOST/La Bamba/ King of Kong/ Controversy/ Shitty Movies/ All-Con Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids EVERY TIME YOU HEAR A RECORD SKIP, THAT MEANS GARAGE BAND QUIT RECORDING!!! Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes: [1:30] James O’Barr’s Handler/ LOST/ Traditional Mexican Weddings/ Technical Difficulties + More LOST/ Battlestar Hendrix Cop Rock […]