Episode 92 – He’s Dredd, Jim.

Joel, Eli and Alex talk about: Leverage in syndication, Cable TV Cord Cutting, iPads iPads everywhere and not a drop to ink, TRON is cheating, Movie Magic is dead, The Dark Knight is in the future, WE are in the past, Secret Limey Spider-man, Allamo Drafthouse 90’s Sing-A-Long, the sad true fate of Smash Mouth, Ska Confusion, Wonka’s Willy, Unhappy With Madison, There may have been a world PRE-iPhone!, Hulu is nearly unusable, forcing technology where it isn’t ready to go yet.

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Episode 87 – ZombieWhatever.com

Alex is back! Also Eli! Things are talked about in the following order!

Joel’s home theater woes, white van speaker bros, Jeremy Renner’s Ghost Protocol isn’t fooling anyone, age is a cruel mistress, Secretary spankings, Avatar makes the best jerk chicken, Thanks, Obama!, Zombie Gun Show, Doomsday Preppers, Hurricano, American Pickers EXPOSED AS FRAUDS!, Storage Wars is bullshit, Pawn Stars is ruined forever, Kat Von D if FUCKING BULLSHIT!, Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs, thum therioth questhtions for Counthelor Troi.

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Episode 81 – Dick Island

Show Notes:

Travel Adventures! Josh’s gay cruise to Dick Island, Alex’s magical trip to Hogwarts and Joel’s Frakes-tastic Emerald City Comicon experience!

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Josh Jeffcoat

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 80 – Medium Seabiscuit

Show Notes:

Our New Sponsor: Tres Feo, Update on the whereabouts of Josh and Eli [one of them is dead], space shuttle Discovery launch, the great soccer sticker conspiracy, SNL Backstage, Robocop statue vs. Freddie Mercury statue, shitty movie suggestion: Eliminators (1986), Contact, lots of Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes in general conversation, Predator The Musical, talking space shuttles with my daughter, PBS loses federal funding, Tenacious D. & Flight Of The Concords, fake drama in Pawn Stars, Eli’s Pawn Stars challenge, teaching Roger about Twitter, Nathan Fillion buying Firefly, influential Albums, The Seabiscuit/Sexbiscuit donation challenge, Emerald City Comic-Con and C2E2.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 79 – Mayor Phoenix Mayor

Show Notes:

It’s Josh’s birthday (but where is he?), Dallas’s mayor drives cabs and fights crime, update on Roger’s rape-van, The Justin Bie-bot, Tom Brislin’s new video-song, we leave Josh a B-Day voicemail, Roger hacks his car which pleases Hitler, Top Gear (US vs. British), Wizard Magazine/ The Wizard/ Wizard World/ Al Gore is an Internet Wizard, some 90’s Batman movie talk, An Idiot Abroad, The Twitsack: networking in creative industries, X-Men: First Class teaser trailer, Who hasn’t read Harry Potter?!,  a random story about masturbation, gay chorus advice, how does a sci-fi tv show succeed or fail?, and a proposition for Josh.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Episode 78 – Get In The Van

Show Notes:

What happened to Josh and Eli?, Roger has a van and a plan, Roger’s domestic adventures, power tools are terrifying murder machines, new Black Dynamite hits!, Kevin Smith (Red State, circumventing Hollywood, Too Fat To Fly, etc), X-Mas kids music on Pandora, Stop vegetable abuse, Patton Oswalt in Big Fan, SyFy’s Face Off, History Channel reality shows, scripted drama in reality shows, WAY TOO MUCH talk about American Chopper: Sr. Vs. Jr.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

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There is no easy way out... of your arms

Episode 77 – There Is No Easy Way Out

Show Notes:

[Recorded 01/12/2010]

Black Dynamite, TRON Legacy is biodigital jazz, Old Chub Scottish Ale, Rocky Balboa, M&M tubes + sleeping kitties = Floaty Inception cats, Transformers 80’s Movie, Rape in a moonbounce (Revenge of The Nerds), offensive humour, 80’s cartoons don’t hold up, clay-mation, voice modulation, secret sauce, Summer Glau’s TV kiss of death and more!

Cast: Joel Watson & Eli Luna with guest host Alex Flores

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 75 – Avatar Hates Mondays

Show Notes:

[Recorded 12/31/2010]

Our end of the year Podcastravaganza! We talk about TRON: Legacy, The best TV of 2010, Reality shows: Pawn Stars & American Pickers, Joel starts watching Doctor Who, all the movies we DIDN’T see in 2010 and LOTS MORE!

Cast: Joel & Eli with guest host Alex Flores and special guest Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

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Episode 61 – Geisha Is Robot Podcast

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Intro: Shitty Movie Night featuring “The Room” and “Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus” Virtuality, Final Five Cylons comic,

This Week In Internet: iPod v. Walkman, Cheap Trick on 8-Track, Robo Geisha, Jesco White: Dancing Outlaw, Naked Terminator Man, View Master The Movie, (more) Michael Jackson, Green Lantern Movie, Science Of The Movies

Comic Topics: Star Wars TV Show, I am Gay for Harry Potter

Fancy Recommendations: We give our opinions on “Away We Go,” “Narnia: Prince Caspian,” The State on DVD and “Year One”

The Mail Sack: We Answer some of your Tweeted Questions

Episode 58 – Secondhand Bat’Leth

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

All Mail Sack Episode! We answer your questions!

Garage Sale Bat’Leth, Tornadoes in Dallas, Best Regional Fast Food, Tales of Injury, Bill Cosby’s in town, and it’s the Olympics for some reason, Parenting/Geek Origins, Good Shows/Movies that seemed bad at first and visa versa, Animals, Jobs, Basements, Harry Potter Audio Books, Music to send into space so aliens know how bad earth sucks

Episode 55 – Live From The Cave

Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet:

RunPee: when you should leave the movie and have a wee?
Fish found in boy’s penis
The Voice of Mickey Mouse Passes Away

Main Show Topic: The 08-09 TV Season

What shows were canceled/renewed, The Lost Season 5 Finale, Dollhouse, Terminator: TSCC, House, Law & Order, and Procedurals in general, The SNL Finale with Will Ferrell

From The Mail Sack:

Do we have TV prejudices? Lost’s attempt to win back it’s audience, Scrubs w/out Scrubs, more Dollhouse talk, ditching Cable/Satellite for internet only TV

Episode 52 – Midnight Taco Train

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Millions of ’90s Geeks Get Nostalgic over GeoCities

Nintendo’s Game Boy turns 20

Oprah effect: 43% jump in Twitter traffic

A Living Example of a Hobbit Found in Qatar?

TV: Parks and Recreation, Sit Down Shut Up?, Caprica DVD is out, Mutant Chronicles

Movies

Robert Rodriguez’s PREDATORS

Rodriguez and Trejo In June Start Wielding MACHETE

TMNT Are Officially Back From Obscurity

The Mail Sack: We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode #50 – Fitty

[image courtesy of a commission I did for DallasObserver.com]

Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

General Geekery: LOST (i think we talked about LOST?), Eli’s Keynote Speech at the GEC, Topatoco HE Shirts, Surprise party with pork and cake!, Battlefield Earth Rifftrax, My Name is Bruce, I Love You Man, Captain Tightpants in Castle, April Fools Jokes, Science v. Space Magic in SciFi, He Book Club Update (The Road), The HE Wiki, Lost V. Bttf Time Travel

The Mail Sack: Your Questions!

Episode 47 – Doin’ It Is The Best

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet: Spinal Tap, Cat-Bongs, Light Gun hostage taker, HE Google search terms

TV: BSG, Lost, Jimmy Fallon, aborted BSG reboot

Movies: Alex’s Watchmen review, Terminator Salvation

The Mail Sack: We answer your questions