Episode 3 – One Way Ticket Straight To Hell

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Topics: Worst Jobs ever
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Hijinks Ensue Podcast Show Notes:
[01:17] Jen Loves Vaginas/ Josh’s Birthday @ Luby’s
[06:40] The Intros/ The Lost Podcast/ Keith Pizza
[11:34] Spelling Bee Uncomfortableness (http://youtube.com/watch?v=bGdCeMayUjk)
[14:38] Novelty Cake Toppers are legal in Texas (http://fleshbot.com/356312/texas-sex-toy-ban-overturned)/ Dildo Baggins/ For Tobacco use only/ The Sodomy Parade
[20:50] What’s behind the curtain?/ The Pride of Ft. Worth: Hoogie Boogie Land (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY)/ Just-a drinkin’ and a-drivin’
[29:00] Joel’s had 100 jobs/ Eli loses $10K/ Show us your BWZZ/ Stabbing the Tea Bags
[43:00] Front Row Joe/ Service Merchandise/ Service Plus with a smile
[57:20] With apologies to the mentally challenged (seriously, this went too far and we are sorry)/ I slipped in butter/ Projection booth nightmares/ The Mad Shitter Strikes/
[01:10] Magmar: A wrangler of sorts/ In Space, No One can hear you Shit
[1:19:00] Raped by a Priest/ More Bathroom incidents/ Male Sack
[1:23:00] Actual geek stuff/ Indiana Jones Trailer/ Sarah Connor/ Penicillin and Paris Hilton/ Black Devil Doll (http://blackdevildoll.com/) @ Fearfest
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Yeah, but it was a Burger King… so no harm, no foul.
Hey J.R.R., Dildo Baggins, seriously?
Great podcast! We've got a version of Luby's in Illinois that my wife and I frequent often where we're always the youngest by 30 years. We stay away from the Lima beans. Who wants a fart in their mouth?
NO ONE! NO ONE WANTS THAT! Also stay away from the fish with the gelatinous goo on top of it. Thanks for checking out the podcast.
Yeah, youre going to hear that voice a lot.
So is God actually a LOTR Ent? Because they sound remarkably similar!