Episode 28 – HBO’s Taxicab Abortions

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:
In this episode we talk about:

  • Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM
  • What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,”
  • Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party
  • True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms of graphic content and cursing
  • And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 27 – Aye Aye Eli

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS, discuss the Jerry Lewis “Save The Muggles” Telethon, and premiere the “Eli Theme Song” by Jeff Fardink.

Episode 26 – And You Shall Have My Chupacabra!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer SOME QUESTIONS FROM YOU!

Episode 25 – Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

Episode 24 – You Want the Spicy?

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Eli gets dangerous new sound effects, “Highlander of the Dance,” Nazi Dinosaurs!, Shia Labeouf’s pinky problems, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

Episode 23 – Comic-Con Castcastcast

Anoved did this sketch live during the Podcast. We were all blown away at how amazingly awesome it was.

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Comic-Con 2008, Wolverine Trailer, Can Geeks and Jocks be friends? (probably the best discussion we’ve had to date), Geeks in the military?

And we answer QUESTIONS from the listeners.

Episode 22 – The Bat-Cast

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

A large portion of the show is spent on “The Dark Knight.” We also discuss what would happen if “Mr. Holland’s Opus,” “Jaws” and “Forrest Gump” were all the same movie.

We address questions from the readers, and discuss “This week in Internet” as well.

Episode 21 – Post Show

In the post show for Episode 21 we take live reader questions, talk a bit about “The Experiement” and spiral out of control into the most offensive discussion I have ever taken part in.

I present to you “The LOLacaust”
[Seriously, it’s all jokes. Don’t listen if you are easily offended. I’m sorry.]

Episode 21 – Annual H.E. Shareholders Review

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Episode 20 – Post Show

In the post show for Episode 20 we talk about Eli’s nicknames, updates on “The Experiment,” Josh’s love for terrible movies, The Penny Arcade Game and answer some live questions from the commenters.

Episode 20 – Bob Saget and Segway Death Metal

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

“Male Sack”: We answer your questions.

Episode 19 – Post Show

If you enjoyed HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Episode 19, here’s more… of it. We plan Allison’s Arrested Development party,  talk about Flight of the Conchords, and debate the morals of video game piracy.

Episode 19 – The Longest Podcast EVAR!

Cast: Joel, Eli, Denise & Allison

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Episode 18 – Sacajawea & Quetzalcoatl

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended

Topics and Links

Episode 17 -The Fancy Bastards’ Birthday Ball

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Bonus Cast: Justin (FarrisG), Allison, Cynthia, Roger, and Emily

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids. Jokes about Racism and other sensitive topics. Not for the easily offended.
Topics and Links

(Josh accidentally didn’t save the video, so it isn’t archived on Ustream.)

We Answer your Questions in the “Male Sack”

Episode 16 – BattlestArby’s: The Final Five For Five

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
(NOTE: Contains humor concerning racism and religion. If you are easily offended, this probably isn’t a good episode for you.)

Topics and Links

“Male Sack”

  • We answer questions

Episode 15 – 90’s Alt. Rock Challenge

Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

[0:45:00] The “Male Sack”

[1:19:00] ShitterMission featuring Josh!

[1:44:55] The 90’s Alt. Rock Challenge

Episode 14 – Mono, Thumb Dicks & Ejaculate Lassos

UPDATE YOUR PODCAST RSS FEED LINK: 

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Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

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Additional Updated Link!

[01:10:30] Male Sack” – We answer these questions

[01:54:40] Alternative 90’s Rock Challenge!

[02:04:17] Live Tenacious D Blasphemy Cover

Episode 13 – Eat The Glass

(pic courtesy of reader: Chuck Demiakumu)

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

Episode 12 – Long and Pointless

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh (& un-mic’d Denise)
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, NSFAnywhere, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Episode 11 – 80’s TV Trivia Showdown!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Music Links

Episode 10 – You Maniacs! You Blew It Up!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics

  • Charlton Heston
  • Movie Remakes
  • Fall TV Lineup
  • Clone High Bootleg
  • Battlestar Galactica Premiere (Spoilers)
  • Iron Man Preview Footage
  • Dallas Comic Con
  • “Undefeatable” VHS Library Mail Order of Doom!

This Week in Internet

Episode 9 – The Purple Pimp

“Joss Whedon’s Dr. Horrible” Interview with Mad Scientist Jonathan Reilly

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

This Week in Internet

•    Tramp Stamps for Kids!
•    Rick Astley Interviewed about Rick Roll
•    Inventor of Warp Drive is George Bush Sr.
•    GALACTICA’s Eick Developing CHILDREN OF MEN for TVJosh HATES David Eick
•    Battlestar Finale Rewritten
•    ‘Bangkok Dangerous’ It’s Dangerous to Bang it?
•    Mexican Predators Hunting Emo Kids
•    Ian McKellen is actually Gandalf
•    BSG’s Helo Cast in Dollhouse
•    Fox Gives Fourth Consecutive Sentence To PRISON BREAK !!
•    Smallville endorses delicious Gum
•    50 Cent has a new game and the terrorists win
•    Brother’s in Arms Comic Interview with writer, Mikey N.

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00:40:11 An Extremely Compelling “LOST” Theory
00:46:17 – “The Male Sack”

01:18:03 to 01:36:55
Interview with Jonathan Reilly about the filming of Joss Whedon’s “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog”

Episode 8 – It’s an Easter Miracle

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Religious jokes
Disclaimer:
We love everybody. If something in this podcast offends you deeply, remember it’s all a joke.

Show Notes

Topics:
The annual migration of the Gays
This week in Internet
Video Game Colleges- Pros and Cons
Bass Pro Shops
Shitty DVD’s at the Dollar Store
Dave Coolier emailed me
[01:07:55] Special Interview with Jesus
[01: 25:48] Reader Questions: “The Male Sack”
[02:17:50] LOTR voices of the week

Links:
“David’s Situation” (link)
The Penny Arcade Scholarship (link)
The Suicide Robot (link)
Battlestar Galactica Top 10 (link)
RollTube (link)
Woman on Toilet for 2 years (link)
Caprica Greenlit on Scifi (link)
Soul Geek (link)
internetisseriousbusines.com (don’t click this link…for reals)

Episode 7 – The Lost Podcast & The Luby’s Lunchcast

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh – Mikey, Jen & Jeremy

Topics: The Lost Episode, Sexual Discovery?
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Sexually explicit

[04:13] The Lost Episode begins
[05:15] 2 girls 1 cup The Show (link)
[06:11] All Nude Bachelor Party/ The One Armed Stripper
[9:19] Sexy German talk
[11:50] Luby’s Lunchcast intro
[13:14] Josh’s Origin Story/ Scissor Sisters/ The Cow Patty Motel/ The Orange Tent
[19:08] Impregnated over voice-com/ Discovering inappropriate touching/ “I would’ve cut her in half”/ “First hand knowledge”
[24:48] Proper child rearing/ “This is something I’ve invented”/ Parental Advice/ Saving it (just not all of it)/ Josh is wearing a Kilt/ Professor Emanuelle
[31:15] Girls are just as bad/ The “Bathroom” Note/ The Owl from “Clash of the Titans”/ Dirty Hippy Balls/ Steven Hawking hate hippies/ Brain Fight for Sex
[36:50] Dane Cook TV Pilots/ “Stacked and Cooked”/ Wozniak in “The Graduate”

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