Bringing the world together, one geek at a time.

Oh, GOD, I guarantee you. I can beat the shit out of Undefeatable's terrible-ness. Acquire "I Drink Your Blood", have a plot synopsis –

"Loosely inspired by Charles Manson's "family", the film centers around a group of nomadic Satanist hippies who ride into a small town and terrorize the inhabitants. After an old man confronts the group, he is dosed with LSD. Another young woman is raped. A boy then decides to exact revenge and put a stop to the rampage. The boy (who works at a local bakery) feeds the hippies special pot pies laced with blood from a rabid dog. Rabid, hydrophobic and frothing at the mouth, the hippies go berserk and wreak homicidal havoc upon the unwitting town."

It is the funniest, worst movie ever…

http://www.amazon.com/I-Drink-Your-Blood-Bhasker/...

Yeah, I think JD took the double posting rule to the maximum…

free-speech ain't free, hippy

What if you're the type who chews on their fingernails?

The statue may be one of a series: http://www.takashimurakami.com/art.php

Those MacGruber episodes are a running theme on SNL. Which, though not amazing, is totally watchable. "Suck" is really too strong a word, is all I'm saying.

Meh, I don't think I buy the Captain America shield thing in Iron Man. It's not noticeable/direct enough for me to believe that it's truly supposed to be an Easter Egg. However, if it turns out that I'm wrong, there have been some explanations for how he could conceivable have it on his desk, which I *would* buy.

WOW is a force. I managed to stop playing, probably because I treated it more as a solo RPG and didn't get into the social aspect of it, but there is definitely a WoW-shaped hole in my life, to this day.

Damnit, you guys are just doing this to make me comment:
1. Spider-man began Civil War on Iron's Man side, but switched part way.
2. In defense of Spider-man – spider sense! Spider-man is able to sorta kinda predict when bad things are going to happen and dodge them. Dunno if it's actually a predictor or what, but it's what has allowed him to survive, for example, guns. So, not as cut and dried, IMO.

I think Wanted looks awesome!

Yes, it's true that bullets and cars do not work like that – I don't care. Cars don't work like they do in Speed Racer, and that movie wasn't too bad.

Excellent Call: Sandman DOES NOT count as a DC character. Of course all nerds love Sandman. Duh.

Oh, it's ON! Music Nerd Battle!
I'm having trouble telling which one of you is gay.

Damn! Yes, I should read the comments before posting.

OH COME ON.

90s grunge/alterna-rock? Play me some Pumpkins or some Bush or get the fuck out! And make it electric.

All thanks to you, Hijinks Ensue.

I air-guitared "Quiet" one time too many in the lonely solitude of my junior year dorm room and resurrected my dad's cheap Strat knockoff the next time I was home from campus. I've pumped several hundred dollars worth of new pickups, repair work, stomp-boxes, and an amp into that thing, and I haven't touched it in at least 5 years. I've got Josh's problem (aside from sheer laziness): my fingers are just too god damned short.

Oh of course Sandman doesn't count as a real DC character. He's actually well written.

if if helps, I simply replied to my own posts for sake of…..something.

Anyway man, after listening to that, I am very happy….

The jam at the end to the 'D' songs was fucking right on key, except at the 'FUCK YEEEEAH' part, you kind of turned into a Tim Curry/Jack Black hybrid…

Anyway, I has links for y'all to check out…

Firstly, you have to see the insane shittiness of the new Guitar hero trailer, it's so half-assed and terrible…

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/34271.html

And for some reason I remembered the comic you did a while back with the "There Will Be Blood" reference (the milkshake scene), anyway, the youtube whore team 'Smosh' did a parody of it called there will be Pokemon, it's fucking dead-on and fantastic, check it…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_HddDpgAbo

ZING!!!

Well, "official confirmation" that it is his shield…
http://io9.com/392620/captain-america-still-part-...

I watched Undefeatable 3 times (Robo Vampire only twice) with 7 different people over the 3 times. I could never get one big group together.

Now that I cleared that up I'm going back to my crying in my robot outfit and punching gingers due to my shattered mind.

Starship Troopers 2 is freaking terrible.

Whatever you do, do NOT get rid of the post-podcast quote mashups!

Okay, even if Grant Morrison hadn't used Sandman Mark II to help the justice league fight some kinda dream monster, the Martian Manhunter, batman and superman would've still had cameos in The Sandman.

If Vertigo weren't the same universe as DC we never would've enjoyed Swamp Thing's attack on Gotham.

Also, if you haven't read Alan Moore's Swamp Thing, you need to fix your life and get on that shit.

Do cameos back and forth count? I usually think of those more like crossovers than anything, and I don't think anyone would try to count, for example, Spiderman and Wolverine as DC characters just because they appeared in the Marvel/DC crossover books.

Mostly, my point was that when someone says, "Who's your favorite DC character?" Sandman isn't really an appropriate answer.

But, one: excellent display of continuity knowledge, I bow down before you, and two: yah, I really need to go read Swamp Thing.

Oh my god! What the fuck is up with that thumb penis? ARRGH! What the fuck is Sony's ad problem? First, the creepy baby, then the goat disembowelment, now this.

The "Mexicans!" clip seems to be from a movie called "Stop It, You're Killing Me!" http://www.badmovies.org/movies/stopit/

I love using that sound effect. Eli sent me a few of those clips and I *pew pew* people all the time.

Pretty much the same reason I started learning Quenya. Helluva language for me to pick especially since I'm not very good at languages. And you play violin too! I recently quit after over a decade, but my violin knows I'll come crawling back to her eventually.

yeah, but dude, Denise is his friend who he knows is starting the series just now. Asking if a character still has all his/her body parts at that point in the series is spoilertown.