Episode 60 – The Great Chicken Sauce Conspiracy

Recorded: 6/26/09

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we spent most of our time talking about Michael Jackson. If you don’t want to hear jokes made it his expense, then please skip this episode.

We also talked about: The GI Joe Trailer, Adam Savage and AT&T, BSG Movie Remake, Buffy Movie, Daybreakers, Harry Potter Lawsuit, Billy Mays, Teen Wolf on TV, LOST mistaken for real plane crash footage, Alien Prequel, Chick-fil-A Sauce, Transformers 2

Episode 59 – DaVinci Does Dallas

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

iPhone 3Gs, Renaissance electronics – DaVinci does Dallas – Doing DaVinci, Man vs Cartoon, The new iPhone is retarded fast & video, McGrubber movie & The Coneheads, SNL sketches failure as movies, Anchorman 2, Good comedy movie sequels, Tosh.0, Terminator 3 deleted clip, Arnold back for Predator reboot?, Indy 5 with Shia LeBoof, Ghostbusters, Shitty movie broadcast – Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Trailer for 2012, Trailer for Impact

FB Harlo’s podcast – Bad Movie Fiends

The Mail Sack: We answer some of your questions!

Episode 58 – Secondhand Bat’Leth

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

All Mail Sack Episode! We answer your questions!

Garage Sale Bat’Leth, Tornadoes in Dallas, Best Regional Fast Food, Tales of Injury, Bill Cosby’s in town, and it’s the Olympics for some reason, Parenting/Geek Origins, Good Shows/Movies that seemed bad at first and visa versa, Animals, Jobs, Basements, Harry Potter Audio Books, Music to send into space so aliens know how bad earth sucks

Episode 57 – The Best Of Episodes 1-7

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Denise and more
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7:

Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield
Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer Pregnant
Ep3: Eli lost $10,000, Joel’s work at Sweet Leaf Tea, Retards Part 1, The Mad Shitter, Retards Part 2
Ep4: Predator & Twister the Musical, Teenage Predator
Ep5: Foot Projector Porn
Ep6: Cooter by Jessica Simpson, Welcome to the Internet Fucker, Nerd Burlesque Show
Ep7: Josh’s Origin Story

Episode 56 – Annual Corporate Conference Call

[This podcast was fueled with Australian Candy provided by FB Rerun]

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Josh’s Stories from Bear Pride
Aussie Candy Care Package from Rerun
I Drink Your Blood
Fancy Bastard Birthday Bash 09
Ghostbusters 3 with Dushku and Milano?
Terminator: Salvation
Hulu Desktop and The Glee Pilot
Party Down
Wipe Out
I survived a Japanese Game Show
Buffy Minus Whedon

[NOTE: This was our first Skype-cast. Since we anticipated technical difficulties there was no live stream, mail sack or post show.]

Episode 55 – Live From The Cave

Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet:

RunPee: when you should leave the movie and have a wee?
Fish found in boy’s penis
The Voice of Mickey Mouse Passes Away

Main Show Topic: The 08-09 TV Season

What shows were canceled/renewed, The Lost Season 5 Finale, Dollhouse, Terminator: TSCC, House, Law & Order, and Procedurals in general, The SNL Finale with Will Ferrell

From The Mail Sack:

Do we have TV prejudices? Lost’s attempt to win back it’s audience, Scrubs w/out Scrubs, more Dollhouse talk, ditching Cable/Satellite for internet only TV

Episode 54 – In The Ghetto

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: Found Footage Festival Live, What Hath Oprah Wrought? KFC Free Coupons Sparked Riots!, HE Podcast Clips

TV: Dollhouse Finale, Sarah Connor Made Me Do It

Movies: STAR TREK [contains minor spoilers],Star Trek: The best prequel ever, It’s Official. X-Men Origins: Deadpool and Wolverine 2 – It’s On… And In Japan

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 53 – They Call Him One Eye

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Hard drive death, Josh’s Eyeball shrapnel, Frightmare Weekend, dot-TV Domains, Brothels cut prices to beat the recession, Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Steve Wiebe sets Donkey Kong Jr. world record, Hunt for Gollum

TV
Heroes Finale, Time Warp, Dollhouse + Alan Tudyk, Save Terminator, Chuck has been renewed?

Movies
District 9, First look at Iron Man 2, Stepbrothers

The Mail Sack

  • We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

Episode 52 – Post Show

The Post Show for HE Podcast  Episode 52 is a WILD CARD. We had no idea what we were going to talk about going into it, but ended up with… us saying stuff. Some of it quite amusing. Some of it not so much. There’s definitely more Caprican Mafia and President Obosby.

Episode 52 – Midnight Taco Train

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Millions of ’90s Geeks Get Nostalgic over GeoCities

Nintendo’s Game Boy turns 20

Oprah effect: 43% jump in Twitter traffic

A Living Example of a Hobbit Found in Qatar?

TV: Parks and Recreation, Sit Down Shut Up?, Caprica DVD is out, Mutant Chronicles

Movies

Robert Rodriguez’s PREDATORS

Rodriguez and Trejo In June Start Wielding MACHETE

TMNT Are Officially Back From Obscurity

The Mail Sack: We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS

Episode 51 – Space Trousers

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: 3 terrifying penis-biting stories (in one week?), Pirate Bay Verdict, Zombie Bible, The Multiple Migs Jizz throwing bill

TV: Dollhouse and Terminator not dead yet (but totally still dead), new BSG comic, Buffy Movie Rumor, The State DVD,

Movies: New Harry Potter trailer, Observe and Report,

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

Episode #50 – Fitty

[image courtesy of a commission I did for DallasObserver.com]

Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

General Geekery: LOST (i think we talked about LOST?), Eli’s Keynote Speech at the GEC, Topatoco HE Shirts, Surprise party with pork and cake!, Battlefield Earth Rifftrax, My Name is Bruce, I Love You Man, Captain Tightpants in Castle, April Fools Jokes, Science v. Space Magic in SciFi, He Book Club Update (The Road), The HE Wiki, Lost V. Bttf Time Travel

The Mail Sack: Your Questions!

Episode 50 – Post Show

In the post show for Episode 50 we talk about:

Demi Moore saves lives via Twitter, Bruno Trailer, MiB3 + Ghostbusters 3, The Real Ghostbusters Cartoon, The Riddler in Batman 3?, more Mail Sack Questions [LONG post show. Over an hour!]

Episode 49 – Giant Balls: The Saline Solution

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Intro: New England Webcomics Weekend, Allcon, Eli’s talk at UTD, TBRU 09

Internet: Ron Silver, Heat Vision and Jack, A guy on death row eats his ONLY eyeball, Cannibal Mom, The Colbert Capsule

TV: Syfy Channel, ‘Behind The Music’, Dollhouse, Better Off Ted, BSG Finale

Movies: “It” remake, ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ Trailer!

The Mail Sack: We answer your questions

Episode 48 – Eli The Usurper

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet: BMG CD Club dead, Taco Town, Penny Arcade Bill, Asian Female Athlete a man, Toilet Restaraunt

TV: Star Wars Pilot Minus Jedi, Space Whore to Play Space Lizard, Heroes gets a season 4

Movies: Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 for reals, New Riddick Movie, Dark Fantastic 4, Animated Mad Max

The Mail Sack: We Answer Your Questions

Episode 47 – Doin’ It Is The Best

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet: Spinal Tap, Cat-Bongs, Light Gun hostage taker, HE Google search terms

TV: BSG, Lost, Jimmy Fallon, aborted BSG reboot

Movies: Alex’s Watchmen review, Terminator Salvation

The Mail Sack: We answer your questions

Episode 46 – The Ol’ Bone Roller Coaster

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet!: Webcomics Weekend, The Weta Mermaid, Michael Jackson Auction of Oddities, Dinosaurs Fucking Robots

TV!: SciFi Fridays SciFail (imagine that), Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, The Final Conan O’Brien Show, Pushing Daisies, More Futurama on Fox?

MOVIES!: Remakes remake us cry (The Neverending Story, Clue and Total Recall), Ghost Busters 3, Dark Knight Economic Stimulus, Nick Fury, Arrested Development, Friday the 13th and Pride and Predator

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS