Episode #58 – “Secondhand Bat’Leth”

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

All Mail Sack Episode! We answer your questions!

Garage Sale Bat’Leth, Tornadoes in Dallas, Best Regional Fast Food, Tales of Injury, Bill Cosby’s in town, and it’s the Olympics for some reason, Parenting/Geek Origins, Good Shows/Movies that seemed bad at first and visa versa, Animals, Jobs, Basements, Harry Potter Audio Books, Music to send into space so aliens know how bad earth sucks

Post Show [in The Vault]: We finish out the mail sack questions

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:55:07 — 57.5MB)

We’ll be broadcasting live via Ustream.TV FRIDAY (10-12-09) starting at 8pm central.

This will be an AUDIO ONLY stream. See you there for the live chat.

The HE Podcast is going through some transitions and it’s future (who, what and how it will be broadcast) is uncertain. Regular listeners will notice that I have been trying different formats, etc to keep the podcast relevant. The last few episodes have been plagued with technical difficulties and have resulted in less-than-stellar podcasts in both quality and content.

What I really want is to stop trying to jam all the geek news of the week into the show and really focus more on 2-3 topics or a single overall theme per episode. If you have ideas for episode themes, please email comics[@]hijinksensue[dot]com. Dont post them in the comments since they are episode specific.

Episode 58 is going to be MAILSACK ONLY! So post your questions, topics, geek news items etc and we will discuss anywhere from zero to all of them.

I’ve noticed a lot of you seem to spend a great amount of effort on crafting your questions scenarios (”If you were stuck on a the Lost Island with either Corey Feldman or the other Corey, which season of Quantum Leap would you want to watch on DVD?). You’ll find that we typically don’t answer those because they seem to be set ups with no punch line. You can’t force the funny. Simple questions (”What did you think of this season of Lost”, “Who was the best Star Trek Captain and why?” or “What was the craziest job you ever had?”) tend to get answered and have the most entertaining results.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

Episode #57 – The Best Of Episodes 1-7

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Denise and more
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7:

Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield
Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer Pregnant
Ep3: Eli lost $10,000, Joel’s work at Sweet Leaf Tea, Retards Part 1, The Mad Shitter, Retards Part 2
Ep4: Predator & Twister the Musical, Teenage Predator
Ep5: Foot Projector Porn
Ep6: Cooter by Jessica Simpson, Welcome to the Internet Fucker, Nerd Burlesque Show
Ep7: Josh’s Origin Story

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:20:53 — 42.0MB)

Episode #56 – Annual Corporate Conference Call

[This podcast was fueled with Australian Candy provided by FB Rerun]

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Josh’s Stories from Bear Pride
Aussie Candy Care Package from Rerun
I Drink Your Blood
Fancy Bastard Birthday Bash 09
Ghostbusters 3 with Dushku and Milano?
Terminator: Salvation
Hulu Desktop and The Glee Pilot
Party Down
Wipe Out
I survived a Japanese Game Show
Buffy Minus Whedon

[NOTE: This was our first Skype-cast. Since we anticipated technical difficulties there was no live stream, mail sack or post show.]

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:23:42 — 42.0MB)

Episode #55 – Live From The Cave

Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet:

RunPee: when you should leave the movie and have a wee?
Fish found in boy’s penis
The Voice of Mickey Mouse Passes Away

Main Show Topic: The 08-09 TV Season

What shows were canceled/renewed, The Lost Season 5 Finale, Dollhouse, Terminator: TSCC, House, Law & Order, and Procedurals in general, The SNL Finale with Will Ferrell

From The Mail Sack:

Do we have TV prejudices? Lost’s attempt to win back it’s audience, Scrubs w/out Scrubs, more Dollhouse talk, ditching Cable/Satellite for internet only TV,

The Post Show [HERE in The Vault for donors and subscribers]:

50 Extra minutes of Podcasty Goodness!

Eli terminates Terminator: Salvation (see what I did there?) and we talk about the IMDB Poll of franchises JJ Abrams should reboot.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:33:34 — 44.2MB)

We’ll be broadcasting live via Ustream.TVm FRIDAY (5/22/09) starting between 8pm and 8:30 pm central.

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!

• The show will be 90 min long
• Instead of the normal 15-20 topics, we are going to pick a theme for the show. Please try to post questions with regard to the theme.

This week’s theme is the just-ended 08-09 TV season.
This week’s co-hosts will be Eli and Alex.

We’ll be talking best/worst new shows, finales, what got renewed, what got canceled, etc.

See you there for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream. Read more…

Episode #54 – “In The Ghetto”

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: Found Footage Festival Live, What Hath Oprah Wrought? KFC Free Coupons Sparked Riots!, HE Podcast Clips

TV: Dollhouse Finale, Sarah Connor Made Me Do It

Movies: STAR TREK [contains minor spoilers], Star Trek: The best prequel ever, It’s Official. X-Men Origins: Deadpool and Wolverine 2 – It’s On… And In Japan

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

The Post Show [HERE]: The 10 Most Famous Geek Arguments

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:16:41 — 68.3MB)

We’ll be broadcasting live via Ustream.TV SATURDAY (5-9-09) starting around 8pm central.

See you there for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

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Episode #53 – “They Call Him One Eye”

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Hard drive death, Josh’s Eyeball shrapnel, Frightmare Weekend, dot-TV Domains, Brothels cut prices to beat the recession, Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Steve Wiebe sets Donkey Kong Jr. world record, Hunt for Gollum

TV
Heroes Finale, Time Warp, Dollhouse + Alan Tudyk, Save Terminator, Chuck has been renewed?

Movies
District 9, First look at Iron Man 2, Stepbrothers

The Mail Sack

• We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

The Post Show (HERE IN THE VAULT)

• http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-20-stupidest-gi-joe-vehicles-ever/
• http://www.gunaxin.com/the-most-ridiculous-gi-joe-figures/18417

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:41:58 — 84.9MB)

We’ll be broadcasting live via Ustream.TVm SUNDAY (5/3/09) starting around 7:00 pm central.

See you there for the live chat.

If you can’t make the live stream, you can always pick up the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast via RSS, iTunes and The Podcast Archive Page. New casts are usually uploaded a few days after the live stream. You can also check out the Vid-cast archive on Ustream.

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