Episode #62 – What We Did On Our Summer Vacation

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode the HE crew talks about what we’ve been up to during our long hiatus: New jobs, new projects, comic conventions, Black Devil Doll, The Found Footage Festival Live, Our thoughts on the new TV season including the cancellation of Dollhouse, V, Modern Family, Always Sunny, The Venture Bros., The Star Trek DVD relase and MUCH MORE!

Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered them… then due to a technical failure that part of the show was deleted. Sorry.

The Post Show: This was also accidentally deleted but we talked about how 1984 was the best year for movies ever. Just think about that and imagine what we said.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:28:30 — 49.0MB)

Episode #61 – Geisha Is Robot Podcast

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Intro: Shitty Movie Night featuring “The Room” and “Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus” Virtuality, Final Five Cylons comic,

This Week In Internet: iPod v. Walkman, Cheap Trick on 8-Track, Robo Geisha, Jesco White: Dancing Outlaw, Naked Terminator Man, View Master The Movie, (more) Michael Jackson, Green Lantern Movie, Science Of The Movies

Comic Topics: Star Wars TV Show, I am Gay for Harry Potter

Fancy Recommendations: We give our opinions on “Away We Go,” “Narnia: Prince Caspian,” The State on DVD and “Year One”

The Mail Sack: We Answer some of your Tweeted Questions

The Post Show: [HERE IN THE VAULT] We talk about the movies with the highest all time body counts and the SciFi Sequels that didn’t suck

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:46:13 — 53.0MB)

Episode #60 – The Great Chicken Sauce Conspiracy

Recorded: 6/26/09

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we spent most of our time talking about Michael Jackson. If you don’t want to hear jokes made it his expense, then please skip this episode.

We also talked about: The GI Joe Trailer, Adam Savage and AT&T, BSG Movie Remake, Buffy Movie, Daybreakers, Harry Potter Lawsuit, Billy Mays, Teen Wolf on TV, LOST mistaken for real plane crash footage, Alien Prequel, Chick-fil-A Sauce, Transformers 2

The Post Show:

In the Post Show for Episode 60 we talked about The Fancy Bastard Shitty Movie BirthdayCast.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:27:59 — 44.4MB)

Episode #59 – DaVinci Does Dallas

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

iPhone 3Gs, Renaissance electronics – DaVinci does Dallas – Doing DaVinci, Man vs Cartoon, The new iPhone is retarded fast & video, McGrubber movie & The Coneheads, SNL sketches failure as movies, Anchorman 2, Good comedy movie sequels, Tosh.0, Terminator 3 deleted clip, Arnold back for Predator reboot?, Indy 5 with Shia LeBoof, Ghostbusters, Shitty movie broadcast – Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Trailer for 2012, Trailer for Impact

FB Harlo’s podcast – Bad Movie Fiends

The Mail Sack: We answer some of your questions!

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:25:34 — 43.7MB)

Episode #58 – “Secondhand Bat’Leth”

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

All Mail Sack Episode! We answer your questions!

Garage Sale Bat’Leth, Tornadoes in Dallas, Best Regional Fast Food, Tales of Injury, Bill Cosby’s in town, and it’s the Olympics for some reason, Parenting/Geek Origins, Good Shows/Movies that seemed bad at first and visa versa, Animals, Jobs, Basements, Harry Potter Audio Books, Music to send into space so aliens know how bad earth sucks

Post Show [in The Vault]: We finish out the mail sack questions

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:55:07 — 57.5MB)

Episode #57 – The Best Of Episodes 1-7

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Denise and more
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7:

Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield
Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer Pregnant
Ep3: Eli lost $10,000, Joel’s work at Sweet Leaf Tea, Retards Part 1, The Mad Shitter, Retards Part 2
Ep4: Predator & Twister the Musical, Teenage Predator
Ep5: Foot Projector Porn
Ep6: Cooter by Jessica Simpson, Welcome to the Internet Fucker, Nerd Burlesque Show
Ep7: Josh’s Origin Story

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:20:53 — 42.0MB)

Episode #56 – Annual Corporate Conference Call

[This podcast was fueled with Australian Candy provided by FB Rerun]

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Josh’s Stories from Bear Pride
Aussie Candy Care Package from Rerun
I Drink Your Blood
Fancy Bastard Birthday Bash 09
Ghostbusters 3 with Dushku and Milano?
Terminator: Salvation
Hulu Desktop and The Glee Pilot
Party Down
Wipe Out
I survived a Japanese Game Show
Buffy Minus Whedon

[NOTE: This was our first Skype-cast. Since we anticipated technical difficulties there was no live stream, mail sack or post show.]

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:23:42 — 42.0MB)

Episode #55 – Live From The Cave

Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet:

RunPee: when you should leave the movie and have a wee?
Fish found in boy’s penis
The Voice of Mickey Mouse Passes Away

Main Show Topic: The 08-09 TV Season

What shows were canceled/renewed, The Lost Season 5 Finale, Dollhouse, Terminator: TSCC, House, Law & Order, and Procedurals in general, The SNL Finale with Will Ferrell

From The Mail Sack:

Do we have TV prejudices? Lost’s attempt to win back it’s audience, Scrubs w/out Scrubs, more Dollhouse talk, ditching Cable/Satellite for internet only TV,

The Post Show [HERE in The Vault for donors and subscribers]:

50 Extra minutes of Podcasty Goodness!

Eli terminates Terminator: Salvation (see what I did there?) and we talk about the IMDB Poll of franchises JJ Abrams should reboot.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:33:34 — 44.2MB)

Episode #54 – “In The Ghetto”

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: Found Footage Festival Live, What Hath Oprah Wrought? KFC Free Coupons Sparked Riots!, HE Podcast Clips

TV: Dollhouse Finale, Sarah Connor Made Me Do It

Movies: STAR TREK [contains minor spoilers], Star Trek: The best prequel ever, It’s Official. X-Men Origins: Deadpool and Wolverine 2 – It’s On… And In Japan

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

The Post Show [HERE]: The 10 Most Famous Geek Arguments

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:16:41 — 68.3MB)

Episode #53 – “They Call Him One Eye”

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Hard drive death, Josh’s Eyeball shrapnel, Frightmare Weekend, dot-TV Domains, Brothels cut prices to beat the recession, Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Steve Wiebe sets Donkey Kong Jr. world record, Hunt for Gollum

TV
Heroes Finale, Time Warp, Dollhouse + Alan Tudyk, Save Terminator, Chuck has been renewed?

Movies
District 9, First look at Iron Man 2, Stepbrothers

The Mail Sack

• We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

The Post Show (HERE IN THE VAULT)

• http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-20-stupidest-gi-joe-vehicles-ever/
• http://www.gunaxin.com/the-most-ridiculous-gi-joe-figures/18417

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:41:58 — 84.9MB)