Episode #19  “The Longest Podcast EVAR!”

Cast: Joel, Eli, Denise & Allison
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

Arrested Development Movie for 2009?
Robert Smigel doing 70’s TV game show remake
Ron Moore’s new show sounds crappy, has a person in it
Dragon Ball guys has super anime facial features
Disaster Movie looks like a piece of shit
There are going to be dinosaurs in this dinosaur movie…
Look out! The Whore Truck is comin’!
Dr. Horrible Trailer
Firefly on BluRay
Emmy list of shows I don’t watch
3 More years of “Office”
Octagon Global at SDCC

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HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Episode #18

“Sacajawea & Quetzalcoatl”

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended

Topics and Links

• Dallas douche tries to stop the Serenity?
• The Orphan Copyright Act
• Vaginas do not actually have teeth (but don’t tell Josh)
• NBC Ameri-murdering Eli’s favorite British show: Top Gear
• Ed Norton vs. Marvel (it turns out Marvel and Ed Norton were the same person)
• AfroNinja The Movie (every part of that title is great)
• RateMyHooker.com or AmIaProstituteOrNot.com
• SuperFast Internets Drive your Dumptrucks ALL OVER these tubes
• Smallville hates me so hard
• FEDCon closes mid-con
• We answer THESE questions

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Episode # 17  “The Fancy Bastards’ Birthday Ball”

[this is one of the movie's we watched with the FB's over Ustream]

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Bonus Cast: Justin (FarrisG), Allison, Cynthia, Roger, and Emily

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids. Jokes about Racism and other sensitive topics. Not for the easily offended.

Topics and Links

HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Vidcast Simulcast Castcas
(Josh accidentally didn’t save the video, so it isn’t archived on Ustream.)
Read about The FB Internet Movie Party on the Forum
Battlestar Midseason finale discussion
Shepard gets a Book
Peeing on children is legal as long as you are R. Kelley
We’re being”Punished” again
Office Spinoff news
Robocop, where the future always looks like 1993
Like Barbie, Street Fighters is Ken-less
O’Reily Flipout Remix
Lucas Arts something something Dark side reference something
Roll Back in Black: AC/DC Goes Walmart Exclusive
Leonardo plays arcade dork… not the Ninja Turtle
Candyland mees Minus Tirith (thanks Melkor)

We Answer These Questions in the “Male Sack”

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:05:00 — 61.8MB)

Episode #16  “Battlestar Arby’s: The Final Five For Five”

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
[NOTE: Contains humor concerning racism and religion. If you are easily offended, this probably isn't a good episode for you.]

Topics and Links

• Eli is “Back in Brown!”
• A-Kon ‘08 (Eli’s Pics) (Awesome Pikachu costume)
• Spiraling’s new album “Time Travel Made Easy” is out!
• Denise eats horrible nonsense (on the FB Forum)
• Lone Wolf Motherfucking McQuade
• Religious Persecution = Being Persecuted by Religion
• Indiana Jones 5? Fuck you, George!
• Doctor Horrible’s Sing-A-Long-Blog Almost Done!
• Best Buy Stereo Guy Humps the floor (customer service)
• Shirley Manson in Terminator
• ET has NOT landed in Denver (more awesome fake video)
• Axle Foley and The Rat
• Pot Heads H4XoR teh c0Mk4zt – pWn3d
• Flame Throwing Wheelchair Tank
• Super Awesome Bill-board
• Decapitated Billboards
• By the Power of LameSkull: He-Man Movie
• Email from beyond the Rapture
• Best office worker flip out ever! (2nd angle)
• Dipping your cock in estrogen cures all disease!
• Germany abuses the elderly is hilarious ways
• THEOOOOOO! RUUUUUDY! Cosby Sweaters GO!

“Male Sack”

• We answer these questions

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:34:23 — 81.4MB)

Episode #15  “90’s Alt. Rock Challenge”

Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

HijiNKS Ensue Forum!!!
Didu’s Badass Reader Art
(Didu’s Comic)
Josh laments Indy 4
Indy 4 = No BTTF 4 EVAR!
Corn Mo Tours Europe with Ben Folds
Could Spider-Man Be Going Back To High School?
Cylons Baseships Run Windows XP?
Indy 4 Makes a Fuck Tonne of Money
Fox use a HijiNKS Ensue comic in a SUPER IRONIC way
Save Dollhouse Campaign
HIGHLANDER remake and FLASH GORDON remake
7 Completely Unnecessary Jet Engine Powered Vehicles (for Thomas)
Ghost Ride the Lawnmower

Pointless Viral Campaign for Dollhouse
Bale = John Connor In Three TERMINATOR Movies
Jake Gyllenhaal to play the PRINCE OF PERSIA?

[0:45:00] The “Male Sack”

[1:19:00] ShitterMission featuring Josh!

[1:44:55] The 90’s Alt. Rock Challenge

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:38:25 — 79.3MB)