Episode #57 – The Best Of Episodes 1-7

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Denise and more
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7:

Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield
Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer Pregnant
Ep3: Eli lost $10,000, Joel’s work at Sweet Leaf Tea, Retards Part 1, The Mad Shitter, Retards Part 2
Ep4: Predator & Twister the Musical, Teenage Predator
Ep5: Foot Projector Porn
Ep6: Cooter by Jessica Simpson, Welcome to the Internet Fucker, Nerd Burlesque Show
Ep7: Josh’s Origin Story

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:20:53 — 42.0MB)

Episode #44 – “We’re F’ing Done Professionally”

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week In Internet: Eli and Denise review the Killers concert complete with stinky bikers, Gay Divorce, Michael Phelps BongGate, Olympic Pole Dancing, Klingon Robbery, Extreme Corpse Sports

Topicsplode!: LOST, Taken (PG-13 Version), Warner wants 7 Batman Movies?, Dollhouse Grindhouse Ads, BSG DVR Ratings, Super Bowl Porn, Gamely buys Shack News, UK Comic Laws, Black Dynamite, Walk Hard

The Mail Sack: Making our own Con (The HEXpo), Taking the Podcast Pro, Adapting Books to Movies, The HE Book Club (The Reading Rainbow Coalition),Obama’s Best/Worst Qualities, Favorite Venture Bros. Villain, Joel’s Geeky RenFest Proposal

The Post Show: 20 Scary Movie Moments from horror films

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:32:21 — 80.1MB)

Episode #43 – “Tempura House”

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh (eventually) & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week In Internet: Cash 4 C-3P0, Terminator is a horror film, Super Bowl Stripper Shortage, Narnia has a Lesbian Ruler, The Bacon Explosion

TopicSplode!: Tech Support for your Predator, A-Team Movie Casting Call, Machete the Movie, Zombie Mexican Wrestlers, Josh Makes it Rain

The Mail Sack: The West Wing, Celebs on Twitter, Game Renting and Sad Developers, Best Movie Endings, Adam and Jamie are Gay Hot, Dolphin Sex

Post Show: The Best “for TV” movie edits, Readers favorite movies where a lone dude has to go nuts and kill everybody

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:17:53 — 71.4MB)

Episode #42 – Life, The Universe and Everything

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

The first 7 minutes of audio is crappy because I had to grab it from the Ustream Live Feed.

This Week in Internet: Heavy Metal band names, dead hard drives, Veronica Mars Movie, Wolverine Origins

TopicSplode!: White House Tech, Oscar Nominations, WTF Moments from LOST, Taken

The Male Sack: YOUR QUESTIONS

The Post Show (45 extra minutes of show in The Vault): Monty Python does YouTube right, Comedians that are also great dramatic actors (specifically Bill Murray), Enterprise vs. Galactica, BSG WTFrak Moments

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:14:43 — 70.9MB)

Episode #41 – Space Empanadas

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

TWII

Watchmen Settlement Reached [Watchmen]

Barbara Walters Wishes Edward James Olmos Had Played Picard

Star Wars Retold By Someone Who Never Saw Star Wars

Little Adolf Hitler and Sisters Removed From Home

Pixar’s ‘John Carter of Mars’ is Second Most Perfect Definition of Hybrid Movie

Breaking: Fox cancels ‘Prison Break’

David Lee Roth + Microsoft SongSmith = Pure Horror

Normal Couple Weds at Taco Bell

TWIOS/TWIG (This Week in Geek… Is someone already using that? I bet it’s Leo.)

Obama En Route To Becoming Most Popular Comic Book Character Ever

Struggling Chicago Tribune to launch weekday tabloid

Virtuality’s Future Doesn’t Look Promising

If Sam Jackson Gets Canned As Next Fury, Is RDJ Next In Line?

British Press Blame David Bowie for Recession

CBS Pumps Up TV.com to Create a Destination to rival Hulu

Post Show (in the Vault HERE)
5 Classic Cartoons They Don’t Want You To See
Denise wants to start a Fancy Bastard Book Club

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:12:17 — 70.2MB)

Episode #40 -”Zee References, Zey Do Nussing!”

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week in Internet

Elbert Paredes Explains the Filipino Version of Twilight

Back To The Future, Bollywood Style

Man Smashes Into Adult Sex Shop And Has Sex With Dolls

Pushing Daisies Will Keep You Hanging On A Bit Longer

I’ve only slept with two men – Paris Hilton

The Polaroid camera is back, in digital

Topics and Links
GALACTICA!! LOST!! 24!! DOLLHOUSE!! BIG LOVE!! DAMAGES!! SURVIVOR!! REAPER!! REAL WORLD!! CUPID!! 2009 Premiere Dates!!

Is George Michael the ‘Arrested Development’ Holdout?

Video distribution service coming to Wii

Pilot Script Packed with Holo-Jackoff Jokes

Ziff Davis Sells 1UP To UGO/Hearst, Closes EGM

‘Street Fighter the Chun-Li’ Trailer Gets Domestic

Mickey Rourke Will Do Power Armor Wrestling In Iron Man 2

Male Sack/Mail Sack
The HE crew answers YOUR geekiest questions

Post Show (at vault.hijinksensue.com)

The 8 most absurd devices from sci-fi movies

11 Geeked-Out Movies we’re Waiting For in 2009

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:19:16 — 70.7MB)

Episode #39 – “It’s The Year End Blowout, Bitches!”

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week in Bullshit
LOTR report

This Week in Internet
Silence the Lambs the musical
Police blotter: baby or burrito? http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/276…
MyNetworkTV Pulls Ahead Of The CW!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39550
AMGLAD AMSAD http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39549

Lightsabers Banned By UK Supermarket http://io9.com/5114401/lightsabers-banned-by-uk-s…
New JUDGE DREDD Film Is Greenlit http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39529
RIAA finds its soul, will stop suing individuals downloading music http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/19/riaa-finds-its…
Tim Robbins is going to be playing Howard Stark http://www.latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-scoop-…
Long-Suppressed Gay Star Trek Episode Comes Out http://io9.com/5113745/long+suppressed-gay-star-t…
Store won’t put kid’s controversial name on cake http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/16/store-wont-p…
All KB Toys Stores To Be Liquidated And Closed http://consumerist.com/5107696/santas-not-coming-…
NY police officers plead innocent in sodomy case http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUST…

This Week in Movies
Slumdog Millionaire
The Day The Earth Stood Whoah
‘Machine Girl’ Number Two http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/12/machine_girl_n…

This week in DVD’s
Wanted
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

This Week in Recommendations
Damages

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:26:49 — 76.3MB)

Episode #38 – “With Savings Wide Open”

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week in Internet:
Waterworld the Musical: http://io9.com/5098963/can-waterworld-the-musical…
Knight Rider isnt cancelled yet: http://io9.com/5103505/knight-rider-isnt-cancelle…
Nazi Zombies: http://io9.com/5103103/the-undead-third-reich-com…
OJ going to OJail: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7767556…
Man found with varmints and a corpse:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo…
Dr. Horrible DVD on AMazon: http://whedonesque.com/comments/18286
Dr. Pepper GnR Fail: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10111918-93.html…
Prop 8 the musical: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-…
Holy Book of Bacon: http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon
Cooking with balls: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/29/the-gonad-go…
Dutch ban shrooms: http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE4…

Topics for Discussion:

Let The Right One In
Brian Fuller back to heroes: http://io9.com/5102213/fuller-to-finish-heroes-se…
Re-Creed: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2…
New Scifi Pilot: Flash Forward: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39286
Caprica gets official green light: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39285
TRZ?:http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Tron-2-Plot-Synops…

The Male Sack:

• Your Questions!

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:33:21 — 78.1MB)

Episode #37 – “That Was The Best Night of My Life Black Dynamite”

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Daisies gets canned
• X-Men gets a reboot?
• Twilight Sucks but Vampires Sparkle
• Casual gamers will inherit the earth
• Reasons to love/hate Texas
• Eli Reviews True Blood
• The Gang reviews Zack and Miri
• PLUS YOUR QUESTIONS AND MORE STUFF!!!

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:56:15 — 62.4MB)

Episode #36 – The Donkey Whisperer

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Denise read most of Twilight. Joel read a synopsis and hates it
• The HE Crew recommends new stuff for you to check out
• Gay Superheroes on TV
• Arrested Development Movie is Go? Again?
• And we Answer your Questions

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:56:07 — 60.0MB)