Show Notes:

Joel tries to coax Eli into talking about his bachelor party, wedding and subsequent Vegas vacation with little to no success. The crew examines Eli’s Vegas souvenir: NUDEY PLAYING CARDS! Maybe we call a hooker. Just maybe. Also Portal 2, Mortal Kombat, Scream 4, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, Breaking Bad, Insidious, Mystery Team and more!

Cast: Joel Watson, Eli Luna and Josh Jeffcoat

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Show Notes:

This episode is a recording of the Webcomics Roundtable panel from C2E2 2011 in Chicago, IL.

Cast: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls With Slingshots.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Show Notes:

Travel Adventures! Josh’s gay cruise to Dick Island, Alex’s magical trip to Hogwarts and Joel’s Frakes-tastic Emerald City Comicon experience!

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Josh Jeffcoat

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
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Our New Sponsor: Tres Feo, Update on the whereabouts of Josh and Eli [one of them is dead], space shuttle Discovery launch, the great soccer sticker conspiracy, SNL Backstage, Robocop statue vs. Freddie Mercury statue, shitty movie suggestion: Eliminators (1986), Contact, lots of Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes in general conversation, Predator The Musical, talking space shuttles with my daughter, PBS loses federal funding, Tenacious D. & Flight Of The Concords, fake drama in Pawn Stars, Eli’s Pawn Stars challenge, teaching Roger about Twitter, Nathan Fillion buying Firefly, influential Albums, The Seabiscuit/Sexbiscuit donation challenge, Emerald City Comic-Con and C2E2.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
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It’s Josh’s birthday (but where is he?), Dallas’s mayor drives cabs and fights crime, update on Roger’s rape-van, The Justin Bie-bot, Tom Brislin’s new video-song, we leave Josh a B-Day voicemail, Roger hacks his car which pleases Hitler, Top Gear (US vs. British), Wizard Magazine/ The Wizard/ Wizard World/ Al Gore is an Internet Wizard, some 90′s Batman movie talk, An Idiot Abroad, The Twitsack: networking in creative industries, X-Men: First Class teaser trailer, Who hasn’t read Harry Potter?!,  a random story about masturbation, gay chorus advice, how does a sci-fi tv show succeed or fail?, and a proposition for Josh.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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What happened to Josh and Eli?, Roger has a van and a plan, Roger’s domestic adventures, power tools are terrifying murder machines, new Black Dynamite hits!, Kevin Smith (Red State, circumventing Hollywood, Too Fat To Fly, etc), X-Mas kids music on Pandora, Stop vegetable abuse, Patton Oswalt in Big Fan, SyFy’s Face Off, History Channel reality shows, scripted drama in reality shows, WAY TOO MUCH talk about American Chopper: Sr. Vs. Jr.

Cast: Joel Watson, Alex Flores and Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

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[Recorded 01/12/2010]

Black Dynamite, TRON Legacy is biodigital jazz, Old Chub Scottish Ale, Rocky Balboa, M&M tubes + sleeping kitties = Floaty Inception cats, Transformers 80’s Movie, Rape in a moonbounce (Revenge of The Nerds), offensive humour, 80’s cartoons don’t hold up, clay-mation, voice modulation, secret sauce, Summer Glau’s TV kiss of death and more!

Cast: Joel Watson & Eli Luna with guest host Alex Flores

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
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The UNCUT Show

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[Recorded 12/12/10 @ Dragon's Lair Comics & Fantasy in Austin, TX]

This is part 2 of the webcomics panel recorded at the annual Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage event in Austin, TX. Enjoy!

Guests: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots, David Willis of Shortpacked and Randal Milholland of Something Positive

Here are some pics from the event on Flickr and Facebook.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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[Recorded 12/31/2010]

Our end of the year Podcastravaganza! We talk about TRON: Legacy, The best TV of 2010, Reality shows: Pawn Stars & American Pickers, Joel starts watching Doctor Who, all the movies we DIDN’T see in 2010 and LOTS MORE!

Cast: Joel & Eli with guest host Alex Flores and special guest Roger Kort

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls about geeky Xmas gifts for some reason!

The UNCUT Show

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[Recorded 12/11/10 @ Dragon's Lair Comics & Fantasy in Austin, TX]

This is part 1 of the webcomics panel recorded at the annual Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage event in Austin, TX. Enjoy!

Guests: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Danielle Corsetto of Girls With Slingshots, Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content, David Willis of Shortpacked and Randal Milholland of Something Positive

Here are some pics from the event on Flickr and Facebook.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Show Notes:

[Recorded 11/30/10]

Eli tries again to kill josh, this time with Whipped Lightning “Whipahol”, Leslie Nielson died so we talk about O.J. Simpson, racist Hobbits, Joker cameo in Batman 3, Spider-Man musical woes, The Nasa Mystery Announcement, dark comedies: Extract & Observe and Report, Punkin Chunkin, Joel finally sees X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Grizzly Rage, Taiwanese news animation of ninja sword murder, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is VERY rapey and MORE!

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
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The Post Show: We play with all the sound FX on the mixer and it is terrible.

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Joose, 4Loco Four LoKo and other energized malt liquors, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1, The Green Lantern Trailer, Cowboys vs. Aliens, The Whedonless Buffy Reboot, Joel’s HBO/Cinemax Free Preview (the softest core of porn, G-String Divas, Dragonball: Evolution), The Venture Brothers Season Finale, Racist iPhone Apps, Black Friday, Eli’s Rockband confession

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

The Post Show

We do a horrible bit about the Sith Pope. It is truly terrible.

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Once upon a time I made A COMIC about Chris Hardwick.

Then, through the magic of Twitter and The Internet I was able to interview the very same Chris Hardwick while he was in Dallas doing a few stand up gigs. Chris killed with murder-style laugh-times on stage and was extremely gracious and kind off stage. I hope you enjoy listening to our conversation as much as I enjoyed… conversating it.

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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If you Fancy Bastards aren’t already clued in to The Nerdist, you must check out his BLOG, The Nerdist Podcast (Matt Smith is the most recent guest) and The Node (a crowdsourcing/nerdsourcing/problem solving online community). Much like The Freemasons, it is invite only. So you’ll need to learn the secret handshake and go through the spanking machine to get in.

Show Notes:

Taco Delight, Skyline, Mtv’s Teen Wolf: The Teenage Wolf, Party Down, The Cape, Industrial Light & Magic: Creating The Impossible, Black Dynamite, Avatar Super Secret Special Edition Blu-Ray, Joel’s Letter From Prison, Austin Comic-Con, Joel Meets Doug Jones, Webcomics Rampage, Major Nelson Podcast

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

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An update on The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Do gays “69″ more than the average consumer?, Conan, The Walking Dead Episode 2, Geek News, w00tstock Dallas, hanging out with Adam Savage and MORE!

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

Cast: Joel, Eli & Daniel

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

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Voting for weed, Voting for politicians, Joel’s jury duty, Halloween haunted house fun times, JFK in Jaws, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Superman Lives, Adam McKay, The Walking Dead, Are there any podcasts in Dallas?, Zombie fighting dream team (it’s the Mythbusters), Borg Cube vs. The Deathstar, Gay Otters?, Drawing Josh’s dong

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

Cast: Joel, Josh & Eli

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

The Post Show

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Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Caprica capricancelled, New BSG Prequel, The House That Drips Blood On Alex, Tommy Wiseau Panel at SDCC, Glee Rocky Horror, Freaks & Geeks, Community, Josh refuses to watch SG:U, Joel’s Star Trek convention, Klingon anatomy, baseball?, Halloween, Old Man Logan

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
(203) 6-FANCY-B
We listen to your calls for some reason!

The Post Show

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Episode #66 – “Galaxy Class P.O.S.”

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Lots of fake/joke racism in this one for some reason. More than usual. If you think that would offend you, feel free to skip this episode.

Show Notes:

Why has it been 10 months?, Eli’s getting married, Interview with a Chilean miner, Runaway Train: The Movie, Bruce Willis on Between Two Ferns, Josh’s NYC trip and subway weirdos, Law And Order UK, Eastbound and Down, Spartacus, 30 Rock Live, The Next Three Days

The Fancy Bastard Hotline!
We listen to YOUR CRAZY ASS VOICEMAILS on our new Fancy Hotline (203) 6-FANCY-B.

The Post Show

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Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about Josh’s MAME arcade cabinet, Josh has food on his face, glory holes, the majesty of Danny De Vito’s naked body, fruit fly penis laser SCIENCE!, Leno vs. Conan, “New Scrubs” and other tv shows, James Cameron, Avatar and “Project 880″, Daybreakers,  more upcoming movies, Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, Philip K. Dick’s estate sues Google, the deleted Avatar sex scene, Time Warner/Fox feud, and Eli’s new shitty movie blog.

[Thanks to FB Robotjox for the show notes.]

The Post Show:
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Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast is sponsored and hosted by Infinistorm.

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about James Cameron’s Avatar, the future impact of 3D graphics on films, Eli’s trip back to Texico, Old movies Joel has recently seen (The Happening/This Mist/The Killing Room), Josh seeing New Moon, Dollhouse, and the most regretted purchases the cast have ever made.

[Thanks to Ytoabn for the show notes!]

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Post Show:
Want another half hour of HE Podcast? In the post show for Podcast #64 we talk about The 40 worst movies of the 00′s.

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Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast is sponsored and hosted by Infinistorm.

Cast: Joel, Eli and Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode we talk about Baylor Clown College, Paula Deen and Mint Juice, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, Turkey Jones, Flash Forward and Other TV type news, ABC’s “V” [SPOILERS], Thanksgiving plans, Chooch and Chang’s El DeLorio print, and Sarah Palin’s book signing.

[special thanks to FB DrPepperMD for sending in the show notes]

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered [some of] them.

The Post Show:
Want another half hour of HE Podcast? In the post show for Podcast #63 we talk WAY TOO MUCH about Twilight and how it ruined vampires for me.

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Our theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast is sponsored and hosted by Infinistorm.

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

In this episode the HE crew talks about what we’ve been up to during our long hiatus: New jobs, new projects, comic conventions, Black Devil Doll, The Found Footage Festival Live, Our thoughts on the new TV season including the cancellation of Dollhouse, V, Modern Family, Always Sunny, The Venture Bros., The Star Trek DVD relase and MUCH MORE!

Our new theme song is “The Future” by Tom Brislin and Spiraling off of “Time Travel Made Easy.”

The Twit Sack: You posted questions to #HEPODCAST on Twitter and we answered them… then due to a technical failure that part of the show was deleted. Sorry.

The Post Show: This was also accidentally deleted but we talked about how 1984 was the best year for movies ever. Just think about that and imagine what we said.

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The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast is sponsored and hosted by Infinistorm.

Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Intro: Shitty Movie Night featuring “The Room” and “Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus” Virtuality, Final Five Cylons comic,

This Week In Internet: iPod v. Walkman, Cheap Trick on 8-Track, Robo Geisha, Jesco White: Dancing Outlaw, Naked Terminator Man, View Master The Movie, (more) Michael Jackson, Green Lantern Movie, Science Of The Movies

Comic Topics: Star Wars TV Show, I am Gay for Harry Potter

Fancy Recommendations: We give our opinions on “Away We Go,” “Narnia: Prince Caspian,” The State on DVD and “Year One”

The Mail Sack: We Answer some of your Tweeted Questions

The Post Show: [HERE IN THE VAULT] We talk about the movies with the highest all time body counts and the SciFi Sequels that didn’t suck

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Recorded: 6/26/09

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we spent most of our time talking about Michael Jackson. If you don’t want to hear jokes made it his expense, then please skip this episode.

We also talked about: The GI Joe Trailer, Adam Savage and AT&T, BSG Movie Remake, Buffy Movie, Daybreakers, Harry Potter Lawsuit, Billy Mays, Teen Wolf on TV, LOST mistaken for real plane crash footage, Alien Prequel, Chick-fil-A Sauce, Transformers 2

The Post Show:

In the Post Show for Episode 60 we talked about The Fancy Bastard Shitty Movie BirthdayCast.

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Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

iPhone 3Gs, Renaissance electronics – DaVinci does Dallas – Doing DaVinci, Man vs Cartoon, The new iPhone is retarded fast & video, McGrubber movie & The Coneheads, SNL sketches failure as movies, Anchorman 2, Good comedy movie sequels, Tosh.0, Terminator 3 deleted clip, Arnold back for Predator reboot?, Indy 5 with Shia LeBoof, Ghostbusters, Shitty movie broadcast – Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, Trailer for 2012, Trailer for Impact

FB Harlo’s podcast – Bad Movie Fiends

The Mail Sack: We answer some of your questions!

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

All Mail Sack Episode! We answer your questions!

Garage Sale Bat’Leth, Tornadoes in Dallas, Best Regional Fast Food, Tales of Injury, Bill Cosby’s in town, and it’s the Olympics for some reason, Parenting/Geek Origins, Good Shows/Movies that seemed bad at first and visa versa, Animals, Jobs, Basements, Harry Potter Audio Books, Music to send into space so aliens know how bad earth sucks

Post Show [in The Vault]: We finish out the mail sack questions

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Denise and more
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Compiled by FB Ytoabn, this “best” of contains these highlights from Episodes 1-7:

Ep1: If a tree takes a dump in the woods, Tree Beard as a Frat Boy in a drive thru lane, Cloverfield
Ep2: Gay Transformers / Transformer Pregnant
Ep3: Eli lost $10,000, Joel’s work at Sweet Leaf Tea, Retards Part 1, The Mad Shitter, Retards Part 2
Ep4: Predator & Twister the Musical, Teenage Predator
Ep5: Foot Projector Porn
Ep6: Cooter by Jessica Simpson, Welcome to the Internet Fucker, Nerd Burlesque Show
Ep7: Josh’s Origin Story

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[This podcast was fueled with Australian Candy provided by FB Rerun]

Cast: Joel, Eli and Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Josh’s Stories from Bear Pride
Aussie Candy Care Package from Rerun
I Drink Your Blood
Fancy Bastard Birthday Bash 09
Ghostbusters 3 with Dushku and Milano?
Terminator: Salvation
Hulu Desktop and The Glee Pilot
Party Down
Wipe Out
I survived a Japanese Game Show
Buffy Minus Whedon

[NOTE: This was our first Skype-cast. Since we anticipated technical difficulties there was no live stream, mail sack or post show.]

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet:

RunPee: when you should leave the movie and have a wee?
Fish found in boy’s penis
The Voice of Mickey Mouse Passes Away

Main Show Topic: The 08-09 TV Season

What shows were canceled/renewed, The Lost Season 5 Finale, Dollhouse, Terminator: TSCC, House, Law & Order, and Procedurals in general, The SNL Finale with Will Ferrell

From The Mail Sack:

Do we have TV prejudices? Lost’s attempt to win back it’s audience, Scrubs w/out Scrubs, more Dollhouse talk, ditching Cable/Satellite for internet only TV,

The Post Show [HERE in The Vault for donors and subscribers]:

50 Extra minutes of Podcasty Goodness!

Eli terminates Terminator: Salvation (see what I did there?) and we talk about the IMDB Poll of franchises JJ Abrams should reboot.

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: Found Footage Festival Live, What Hath Oprah Wrought? KFC Free Coupons Sparked Riots!, HE Podcast Clips

TV: Dollhouse Finale, Sarah Connor Made Me Do It

Movies: STAR TREK [contains minor spoilers], Star Trek: The best prequel ever, It’s Official. X-Men Origins: Deadpool and Wolverine 2 – It’s On… And In Japan

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

The Post Show [HERE]: The 10 Most Famous Geek Arguments

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Hard drive death, Josh’s Eyeball shrapnel, Frightmare Weekend, dot-TV Domains, Brothels cut prices to beat the recession, Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken, Steve Wiebe sets Donkey Kong Jr. world record, Hunt for Gollum

TV
Heroes Finale, Time Warp, Dollhouse + Alan Tudyk, Save Terminator, Chuck has been renewed?

Movies
District 9, First look at Iron Man 2, Stepbrothers

The Mail Sack

• We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

The Post Show (HERE IN THE VAULT)

• http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-20-stupidest-gi-joe-vehicles-ever/
• http://www.gunaxin.com/the-most-ridiculous-gi-joe-figures/18417

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery

Millions of ’90s Geeks Get Nostalgic over GeoCities

Nintendo’s Game Boy turns 20

Oprah effect: 43% jump in Twitter traffic

A Living Example of a Hobbit Found in Qatar?

TV: Parks and Recreation, Sit Down Shut Up?, Caprica DVD is out, Mutant Chronicles

Movies

Robert Rodriguez’s PREDATORS

Rodriguez and Trejo In June Start Wielding MACHETE

TMNT Are Officially Back From Obscurity

The Mail Sack: We Answer YOUR QUESTIONS

The Post Show: Wild Card

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet/ General Geekery: 3 terrifying penis-biting stories (in one week?), Pirate Bay Verdict, Zombie Bible, The Multiple Migs Jizz throwing bill

TV: Dollhouse and Terminator not dead yet (but totally still dead), new BSG comic, Buffy Movie Rumor, The State DVD,

Movies: New Harry Potter trailer, Observe and Report,

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS!

The Post Show: Top 15 Kick Ass Robots of all time

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[image courtesy of a commission I did for DallasObserver.com]

Cast: Joel, Eli, Alex & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

General Geekery: LOST (i think we talked about LOST?), Eli’s Keynote Speech at the GEC, Topatoco HE Shirts, Surprise party with pork and cake!, Battlefield Earth Rifftrax, My Name is Bruce, I Love You Man, Captain Tightpants in Castle, April Fools Jokes, Science v. Space Magic in SciFi, He Book Club Update (The Road), The HE Wiki, Lost V. Bttf Time Travel

The Mail Sack: Your Questions!

The Post Show: Demi Moore saves lives via Twitter, Bruno Trailer, MiB3 + Ghostbusters 3, The Real Ghostbusters Cartoon, The Riddler in Batman 3?, more Mail Sack Questions [LONG post show. Over an hour!]

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Intro: New England Webcomics Weekend, Allcon, Eli’s talk at UTD, TBRU 09

Internet: Ron Silver, Heat Vision and Jack, A guy on death row eats his ONLY eyeball, Cannibal Mom, The Colbert Capsule

TV: Syfy Channel, ‘Behind The Music’, Dollhouse, Better Off Ted, BSG Finale

Movies: “It” remake, ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ Trailer!

The Mail Sack: We answer your questions

The Post Show (IN THE VAULT): The Top 10 Craziest Sex Laws in America, 10 Coolest Movie Put Downs, and more Mail Sack Questions

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet: BMG CD Club dead, Taco Town, Penny Arcade Bill, Asian Female Athlete a man, Toilet Restaraunt

TV: Star Wars Pilot Minus Jedi, Space Whore to Play Space Lizard, Heroes gets a season 4

Movies: Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 for reals, New Riddick Movie, Dark Fantastic 4, Animated Mad Max

The Mail Sack: We Answer Your Questions

The Post Show: Which Graphic Novels Made Good Movies?

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Alex
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

Internet: Spinal Tap, Cat-Bongs, Light Gun hostage taker, HE Google search terms

TV: BSG, Lost, Jimmy Fallon, aborted BSG reboot

Movies: Alex’s Watchmen review, Terminator Salvation

The Mail Sack: We answer your questions

The Post Show: We anser MORE of your questions

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:
Internet!: Webcomics Weekend, The Weta Mermaid, Michael Jackson Auction of Oddities, Dinosaurs Fucking Robots

TV!: SciFi Fridays SciFail (imagine that), Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, The Final Conan O’Brien Show, Pushing Daisies, More Futurama on Fox?

MOVIES!: Remakes remake us cry (The Neverending Story, Clue and Total Recall), Ghost Busters 3, Dark Knight Economic Stimulus, Nick Fury, Arrested Development, Friday the 13th and Pride and Predator

The Mail Sack: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

The Post Show: 17 Bad Movies With Great Casts and the Trilogy Meter

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes: Josh’s Birthday is celebrated with terrifying cake.

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week In Internet: Eli and Denise review the Killers concert complete with stinky bikers, Gay Divorce, Michael Phelps BongGate, Olympic Pole Dancing, Klingon Robbery, Extreme Corpse Sports

Topicsplode!: LOST, Taken (PG-13 Version), Warner wants 7 Batman Movies?, Dollhouse Grindhouse Ads, BSG DVR Ratings, Super Bowl Porn, Gamely buys Shack News, UK Comic Laws, Black Dynamite, Walk Hard

The Mail Sack: Making our own Con (The HEXpo), Taking the Podcast Pro, Adapting Books to Movies, The HE Book Club (The Reading Rainbow Coalition),Obama’s Best/Worst Qualities, Favorite Venture Bros. Villain, Joel’s Geeky RenFest Proposal

The Post Show: 20 Scary Movie Moments from horror films

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh (eventually) & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week In Internet: Cash 4 C-3P0, Terminator is a horror film, Super Bowl Stripper Shortage, Narnia has a Lesbian Ruler, The Bacon Explosion

TopicSplode!: Tech Support for your Predator, A-Team Movie Casting Call, Machete the Movie, Zombie Mexican Wrestlers, Josh Makes it Rain

The Mail Sack: The West Wing, Celebs on Twitter, Game Renting and Sad Developers, Best Movie Endings, Adam and Jamie are Gay Hot, Dolphin Sex

Post Show: The Best “for TV” movie edits, Readers favorite movies where a lone dude has to go nuts and kill everybody

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

The first 7 minutes of audio is crappy because I had to grab it from the Ustream Live Feed.

This Week in Internet: Heavy Metal band names, dead hard drives, Veronica Mars Movie, Wolverine Origins

TopicSplode!: White House Tech, Oscar Nominations, WTF Moments from LOST, Taken

The Male Sack: YOUR QUESTIONS

The Post Show (45 extra minutes of show in The Vault): Monty Python does YouTube right, Comedians that are also great dramatic actors (specifically Bill Murray), Enterprise vs. Galactica, BSG WTFrak Moments

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

TWII

Watchmen Settlement Reached [Watchmen]

Barbara Walters Wishes Edward James Olmos Had Played Picard

Star Wars Retold By Someone Who Never Saw Star Wars

Little Adolf Hitler and Sisters Removed From Home

Pixar’s ‘John Carter of Mars’ is Second Most Perfect Definition of Hybrid Movie

Breaking: Fox cancels ‘Prison Break’

David Lee Roth + Microsoft SongSmith = Pure Horror

Normal Couple Weds at Taco Bell

TWIOS/TWIG (This Week in Geek… Is someone already using that? I bet it’s Leo.)

Obama En Route To Becoming Most Popular Comic Book Character Ever

Struggling Chicago Tribune to launch weekday tabloid

Virtuality’s Future Doesn’t Look Promising

If Sam Jackson Gets Canned As Next Fury, Is RDJ Next In Line?

British Press Blame David Bowie for Recession

CBS Pumps Up TV.com to Create a Destination to rival Hulu

Post Show (in the Vault HERE)
5 Classic Cartoons They Don’t Want You To See
Denise wants to start a Fancy Bastard Book Club

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week in Internet

Elbert Paredes Explains the Filipino Version of Twilight

Back To The Future, Bollywood Style

Man Smashes Into Adult Sex Shop And Has Sex With Dolls

Pushing Daisies Will Keep You Hanging On A Bit Longer

I’ve only slept with two men – Paris Hilton

The Polaroid camera is back, in digital

Topics and Links
GALACTICA!! LOST!! 24!! DOLLHOUSE!! BIG LOVE!! DAMAGES!! SURVIVOR!! REAPER!! REAL WORLD!! CUPID!! 2009 Premiere Dates!!

Is George Michael the ‘Arrested Development’ Holdout?

Video distribution service coming to Wii

Pilot Script Packed with Holo-Jackoff Jokes

Ziff Davis Sells 1UP To UGO/Hearst, Closes EGM

‘Street Fighter the Chun-Li’ Trailer Gets Domestic

Mickey Rourke Will Do Power Armor Wrestling In Iron Man 2

Male Sack/Mail Sack
The HE crew answers YOUR geekiest questions

Post Show (at vault.hijinksensue.com)

The 8 most absurd devices from sci-fi movies

11 Geeked-Out Movies we’re Waiting For in 2009

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week in Bullshit
LOTR report

This Week in Internet
Silence the Lambs the musical
Police blotter: baby or burrito? http://www.flickr.com/photos/inodeidaragender/276…
MyNetworkTV Pulls Ahead Of The CW!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39550
AMGLAD AMSAD http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39549

Lightsabers Banned By UK Supermarket http://io9.com/5114401/lightsabers-banned-by-uk-s…
New JUDGE DREDD Film Is Greenlit http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39529
RIAA finds its soul, will stop suing individuals downloading music http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/19/riaa-finds-its…
Tim Robbins is going to be playing Howard Stark http://www.latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-scoop-…
Long-Suppressed Gay Star Trek Episode Comes Out http://io9.com/5113745/long+suppressed-gay-star-t…
Store won’t put kid’s controversial name on cake http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/16/store-wont-p…
All KB Toys Stores To Be Liquidated And Closed http://consumerist.com/5107696/santas-not-coming-…
NY police officers plead innocent in sodomy case http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUST…

This Week in Movies
Slumdog Millionaire
The Day The Earth Stood Whoah
‘Machine Girl’ Number Two http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/12/machine_girl_n…

This week in DVD’s
Wanted
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

This Week in Recommendations
Damages

I’ll share a secret with you: The Post Show was fucking epic this time around. Check it out.

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This Week in Internet:
Waterworld the Musical: http://io9.com/5098963/can-waterworld-the-musical…
Knight Rider isnt cancelled yet: http://io9.com/5103505/knight-rider-isnt-cancelle…
Nazi Zombies: http://io9.com/5103103/the-undead-third-reich-com…
OJ going to OJail: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7767556…
Man found with varmints and a corpse:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabo…
Dr. Horrible DVD on AMazon: http://whedonesque.com/comments/18286
Dr. Pepper GnR Fail: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10111918-93.html…
Prop 8 the musical: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-…
Holy Book of Bacon: http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon
Cooking with balls: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/29/the-gonad-go…
Dutch ban shrooms: http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE4…

Topics for Discussion:

Let The Right One In
Brian Fuller back to heroes: http://io9.com/5102213/fuller-to-finish-heroes-se…
Re-Creed: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2…
New Scifi Pilot: Flash Forward: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39286
Caprica gets official green light: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39285
TRZ?:http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Tron-2-Plot-Synops…

The Male Sack:

• Your Questions!

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Daisies gets canned
• X-Men gets a reboot?
• Twilight Sucks but Vampires Sparkle
• Casual gamers will inherit the earth
• Reasons to love/hate Texas
• Eli Reviews True Blood
• The Gang reviews Zack and Miri
• PLUS YOUR QUESTIONS AND MORE STUFF!!!

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Denise read most of Twilight. Joel read a synopsis and hates it
• The HE Crew recommends new stuff for you to check out
• Gay Superheroes on TV
• Arrested Development Movie is Go? Again?
• And we Answer your Questions

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Eli’s Birthday Party Pic by Denise

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:
Circuit City is Suckit Shitty
Netflix streaming to Macs
Michael Crighton
Candidates for Obama’s Internet Czar
Eli’s Non-Video Game Art
BSG Auction (complete with “raging Tigh” impression
More Sadness for Dollhouse
Best and worst Birthday presents in honor of Eli’s birthday

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Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

This week we talk about real life zombie invasions, the future of Sarah Connor and Dollhouse, the death of Zima, Star Wars Fan Days, Bruce Campbell’s prank calls, fake Guns N Roses and faker Led Zeppelin, how to fix(cancel) Heroes, the Avengers Movie, and Josh’s Drunken Story Time.

Somehow Josh’s mic was facing the wrong direction so his track was SUPER quiet. I had to science it for 4 hours to get it to even be audible but it still sounds like he’s in a cave.

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:
Josh drops the biggest bomb in HE podcast history
New Macbooks
Max Payne and Donkeys
Chocolate News
JCVD
and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS!!!

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:
Eli’s Excellent Chicago Adventure (pics here)
Monkey Waiters!
SPACE PORN!!!!
Plus we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

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Show Notes:

• It’s all about politics from 43:30 to 1:05:40 (skip it if you like)
• We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway
• Heroes Season 3 ( I realize I mixed up the comic and cartoon versions of “Days of Future Past”)
• Online flame war turns lethal
• Human Jet pack
• Knight Rider is the worst show ever made
• Don’t fart on cops
• Predator 3
• a discussion of Political Bullshit
• We answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!! If the length was scaring you (as it tends to do), fear not. The podcast is shorter (1.5 – 2 hours) and the post show (for donators and subscribers to the Vault) is longer (about an hour).

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiere
• The NEW SHORTER FORMAT!!
• The new Microsoft Ads
• The Best Worst SciFi movies of all time
• And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:
In this episode we talk about:

• Josh’s thoughts on Spore’s DRM
• What the HE crew thought of “Fringe,”
• Exactly how hard Eli’s parents partied at the Gearbox Hell’s Highway Release party
• True Blood and how the networks stack up in terms of graphic content and cursing
• And we answer YOUR QUESTIONS

FREE POST SHOW!!!

If you aren’t already a subscriber or donor to the Vault of Secret Awesome, you may not know what you’re missing. For a brief time, the HE Podcast Post Show for Epsisode #28 will NOT BE PASSWORD PROTECTED on the Vault. Take a listen and see if you are interested in such things. The post shows are bit looser than the podcast. We typically pick a topic and riff on it for 30 min or so. Ok, so they are JUST like the podcast but shorter and Eli is typically drunker.

Subscribers and donors also get access to my “making of HE” art blog, desktop wallpapers and whatever else I can throw in there. Plus you get to help keep HE from disappearing into the void!

Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: We answer YOUR QUESTIONS, discuss the Jerry Lewis “Save The Muggles” Telethon, and premiere the “Eli Theme Song” by Jeff Fardink.

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

In this episode, we talk about The Star Wars Canon Police, Tokyo Gore Police, Olympic Face Kickboxing, and answer THESE QUESTIONS FROM YOU!

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Cast: Joel, Eli (pictured), Josh & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

IN THIS EPISODE: we discuss the pros and cons of living in Texas, creative decapitation methods, our favorite stand up comics, current favorite songs, how Eli and Josh got jobs in video game design, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Eli gets dangerous new sound effects, “Highlander of the Dance,” Nazi Dinosaurs!, Shia Labeouf’s pinky problems, and we answer YOUR QUESTIONS.

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Anoved did this sketch live during the Podcast. We were all blown away at how amazingly awesome it was.

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics: Comic-Con 2008, Wolverine Trailer, Can Geeks and Jocks be friends? (probably the best discussion we’ve had to date), Geeks in the military?

And we answer THESE QUESTIONS from the listeners.

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Cast: Joel, Eli & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

A large portion of the show is spent on “The Dark Knight.” We also discuss what would happen if “Mr. Holland’s Opus,” “Jaws” and “Forrest Gump” were all the same movie.

We address THESE questions from the readers, and discuss “This week in Internet” as well.

There was a Post Show, but unfortunately the Garageband file was corrupted

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Topics and Links:
Iphone 3G, Ave Q, New HE Store, Channelsurfing.net, “Making of Evan Almighty”, E3 , Dont eat CFL bulbs
We answer THESE questions from the readers
OSXBMC changes name
Iron Man to play Sherlock Holmes
Fanboys saved “Fanboys”
It’s Always Sunny in Space
Halo Kid
Ravers Blinded by KGB Super Laser

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Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

• The Comedy Stylings of Robert Saget
  
• Eli and Denise saw “Wargames 2″ and lived
• Nightmare on Elm St. reboot
• Dethklok Live at The House of Blues in Dallas
• BrendonSmall.com
• No Billy for Battlestar?
• Easily crackable games are the future of gaming
• Marty’s shoes are McFly
• WALL-E is a pirate
• Hellboy on “Actor’s Studio”
• The proper term is “ward”
• Digital Tattoo says “Mom” in binary

“Male Sack”: We answer your questions… THESE QUESTIONS!

Catch the Post Show for Podcast #20 at the Vault of Secret Awesome. We talk about Eli’s nicknames, updates on “The Experiment,” Josh’s love for terrible movies, The Penny Arcade Game and answer some live questions from the commenters.

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Denise & Allison
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:

Arrested Development Movie for 2009?
Robert Smigel doing 70′s TV game show remake
Ron Moore’s new show sounds crappy, has a person in it
Dragon Ball guys has super anime facial features
Disaster Movie looks like a piece of shit
There are going to be dinosaurs in this dinosaur movie…
Look out! The Whore Truck is comin’!
Dr. Horrible Trailer
Firefly on BluRay
Emmy list of shows I don’t watch
3 More years of “Office”
Octagon Global at SDCC

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Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Not for the easily offended

Topics and Links

• Dallas douche tries to stop the Serenity?
• The Orphan Copyright Act
• Vaginas do not actually have teeth (but don’t tell Josh)
• NBC Ameri-murdering Eli’s favorite British show: Top Gear
• Ed Norton vs. Marvel (it turns out Marvel and Ed Norton were the same person)
• AfroNinja The Movie (every part of that title is great)
• RateMyHooker.com or AmIaProstituteOrNot.com
• SuperFast Internets Drive your Dumptrucks ALL OVER these tubes
• Smallville hates me so hard
• FEDCon closes mid-con
• We answer THESE questions

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[this is one of the movie's we watched with the FB's over Ustream]

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh & Denise

Bonus Cast: Justin (FarrisG), Allison, Cynthia, Roger, and Emily

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids. Jokes about Racism and other sensitive topics. Not for the easily offended.

Topics and Links

HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Vidcast Simulcast Castcas
(Josh accidentally didn’t save the video, so it isn’t archived on Ustream.)
Read about The FB Internet Movie Party on the Forum
Battlestar Midseason finale discussion
Shepard gets a Book
Peeing on children is legal as long as you are R. Kelley
We’re being”Punished” again
Office Spinoff news
Robocop, where the future always looks like 1993
Like Barbie, Street Fighters is Ken-less
O’Reily Flipout Remix
Lucas Arts something something Dark side reference something
Roll Back in Black: AC/DC Goes Walmart Exclusive
Leonardo plays arcade dork… not the Ninja Turtle
Candyland mees Minus Tirith (thanks Melkor)

We Answer These Questions in the “Male Sack”

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
[NOTE: Contains humor concerning racism and religion. If you are easily offended, this probably isn't a good episode for you.]

Topics and Links

• Eli is “Back in Brown!”
• A-Kon ’08 (Eli’s Pics) (Awesome Pikachu costume)
• Spiraling‘s new album “Time Travel Made Easy” is out!
• Denise eats horrible nonsense (on the FB Forum)
• Lone Wolf Motherfucking McQuade
• Religious Persecution = Being Persecuted by Religion
• Indiana Jones 5? Fuck you, George!
• Doctor Horrible’s Sing-A-Long-Blog Almost Done!
• Best Buy Stereo Guy Humps the floor (customer service)
• Shirley Manson in Terminator
• ET has NOT landed in Denver (more awesome fake video)
• Axle Foley and The Rat
• Pot Heads H4XoR teh c0Mk4zt – pWn3d
• Flame Throwing Wheelchair Tank
• Super Awesome Bill-board
• Decapitated Billboards
• By the Power of LameSkull: He-Man Movie
• Email from beyond the Rapture
• Best office worker flip out ever! (2nd angle)
• Dipping your cock in estrogen cures all disease!
• Germany abuses the elderly is hilarious ways
• THEOOOOOO! RUUUUUDY! Cosby Sweaters GO!

“Male Sack”

• We answer these questions

Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

HijiNKS Ensue Forum!!!
Didu’s Badass Reader Art
(Didu’s Comic)
Josh laments Indy 4
Indy 4 = No BTTF 4 EVAR!
Corn Mo Tours Europe with Ben Folds
Could Spider-Man Be Going Back To High School?
Cylons Baseships Run Windows XP?
Indy 4 Makes a Fuck Tonne of Money
Fox use a HijiNKS Ensue comic in a SUPER IRONIC way
Save Dollhouse Campaign
HIGHLANDER remake and FLASH GORDON remake
7 Completely Unnecessary Jet Engine Powered Vehicles (for Thomas)
Ghost Ride the Lawnmower

Pointless Viral Campaign for Dollhouse
Bale = John Connor In Three TERMINATOR Movies
Jake Gyllenhaal to play the PRINCE OF PERSIA?

[0:45:00] The “Male Sack”

[1:19:00] ShitterMission featuring Josh!

[1:44:55] The 90′s Alt. Rock Challenge

Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

• PS3 Thumb Dick Ad
• “They Call Her One Eye“
• Update on Denise’s Buffy Experiment
• 1st Dollhouse Trailer kind of dissapointing
• Starship Troopers 3: Johnny Rico!!!
• Let Best Buy “Professionally Install” Your XBox Games
• Universal Soldier 3 (Version 2.0) Is Coming
• $15 Million Anime Ejaculate Lasso
• Explain Lost To Its Own Producers
• Teen Plots to Kill Jesus
• Holy Crap: MacGyver Blockbuster Film Coming!
• Pet’s Eye View Camera
• Octopus Pie has our VHS Tape?

• Teacher fired for Wizardry
• Look What’s On Tony Stark’s Workbench In Iron Man
• Bioshock Movie Coming
• Morena Baccarin cast in new ABC pilot
• Strike: Round 2 – SAG headed for the picket lines
• Houston Teens can make ANYTHING into a bong
• TOUCHDOWN JESUS makes me believe. So does THIS.
• Brad Pitt might be Thor?
• “Speed Racer” Bombs at Box Office
• Eric Stoltz Will Play The Inventor Of The Cylons!!
• BATTLESTAR/ CAPRICA Discussion [1:02:00]
• ‘Donnie Darko’ Sequel?
• FRAGGLEs Movie on the Way
• Is Speed Racer Just Too Gay?
• “Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men From Mars”

Additional Updated Link!

• Final Dollhouse Trailer Kicks 100 Percent More Ass
• Dollhouse To Be Sort of Advertisement Free

[01:10:30] “Male Sack” – We answer these questions

[01:54:40] Alternative 90′s Rock Challenge!

[02:04:17] Live Tenacious D Blasphemy Cover

(pic courtesy of reader: Chuck Demiakumu)

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links:
Margaret Cho knows what it’s like to be a gay man
VHS Challenge is a GO!
Landalf the Black, or Gando the Brown
Shirt/Store Updates
Battlestar talk
Happy Birthday You Fancy Bastard
Potential celebrity moment fail
Star Wars Deal or No Deal
Another BSG Theory (and another one)
Will Arnett + Amy Poehler = Baby Comedy
Gary Coleman on Divorce Court
Captain Tight Pants has a new show?
Carne de Buggs Bunny
Late Night with Fake Adam Sandler!
Del Toro is a filthy Hobbits
Wesley Snipes
Batman ARG (makes me say arrgh!)
“Male Sack” with new bonus theme song
Cinematic Titanic Live
Meatloaf Siting
Eli Eats Glass, sadly doesn’t die
Video Game Industry Insiders
Spiraling album presale!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh (& un-mic’d Denise)
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, NSFAnywhere, Not for kids

Topics and Links

• Trekkies II
• Cher was in M.A.S.K.
• Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Highway “Face Stab” trailer
• Driver’s Ed.
• Captain Power: Lasers vs. VHS
• Batman vs. Mortal Kombat
• Tom Cruise and Ron Moore to make scientology SCIFI
• Winifred Burkle joins “Dollhouse”
• Old, gross, naked, spanish lady calender sells poorly
• Black Panther on BET
• DETHKLOK Live!
• YouTube Fan Edit Montages
• HijiNKS Ensue Podcast “All Curses” Montage (0:44:15)
• The “Male Sack” (0:50:20)
• Denise inspires Joel to seek knowledge of The Philippines
• Eli’s Cats Update!
• Starbucks Logo Dong Art Challenge!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

The Ft. Worth Zoo has honky tigers
Stan Lee’s Lightspeed sucked a black hole
Attack of LOTR in HD pt. 2
Ice is back with a brand new invention: Spousal Abuse!
Don’t fuck with Chuck… Norris
Blank Check is a cinematic masterpiece
Tokyo Gore Police ruins Eli’s pants
Josh Brolin is “The Decidernator”
McCain is a Cylon
80′s TV Trivia Showdown (Joel pwn3s)
The “Male Sack”
Tay Zonday Roll is the final boss on the internet

Music Links

Cornmo.com (Quirky Rock – Like a Queen, MeatLoaf, TMBG 3-way gone horribly right)
Spiraling.net (Fantastic Synth Driven Power Pop)
PrestonGrey.com (Eli’s friend, Dave’s band)

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics

Charlton Heston
Movie Remakes
Fall TV Lineup
Clone High Bootleg
Battlestar Galactica Premiere (Spoilers)
Iron Man Preview Footage
Dallas Comic Con
“Undefeatable” VHS Library Mail Order of Doom!

This Week in Internet

PVP Bacon Suit Comic
Short Circuit Remake
Bill and Ted Remake
Everyone moves out of Smallville
NBC Fall Lineup
Nathan Fillion pilot picked up
The Browncoat on eBay
Jeff Goldblum is a drunken Mac enthusiast
Predator Rap

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

This Week in Internet

Tramp Stamps for Kids!
Rick Astley Interviewed about Rick Roll
Inventor of Warp Drive is George Bush Sr.
GALACTICA’s Eick Developing CHILDREN OF MEN for TV – Josh HATES David Eick
Battlestar Finale Rewritten
‘Bangkok Dangerous’ It’s Dangerous to Bang it?
Mexican Predators Hunting Emo Kids
Ian McKellen is actually Gandalf
BSG’s Helo Cast in Dollhouse
Fox Gives Fourth Consecutive Sentence To PRISON BREAK !!
Smallville endorses delicious Gum
50 Cent has a new game and the terrorists win
Brother’s in Arms Comic Interview with writer, Mikey N.

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00:40:11 - An Extremely Compelling “LOST” Theory
00:46:17 – “The Male Sack”

01:18:03 to 01:36:55
Interview with Jonathan Reilly about the filming of Joss Whedon’s “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog”

Jonathan’s personal account of the filming
Jonathan’s Monster House
DrHorrible.net

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Religious jokes
Disclaimer: We love everybody. If something in this podcast offends you deeply, remember it’s all a joke.

Show Notes

Topics:
The annual migration of the Gays
This week in Internet
Video Game Colleges- Pros and Cons
Bass Pro Shops
Shitty DVD’s at the Dollar Store
Dave Coolier emailed me
[01:07:55] Special Interview with Jesus
[01: 25:48] Reader Questions: “The Male Sack”
[02:17:50] LOTR voices of the week

Links:
“David’s Situation” (link)
The Penny Arcade Scholarship (link)
The Suicide Robot (link)
Battlestar Galactica Top 10 (link)
RollTube (link)
Woman on Toilet for 2 years (link)
Caprica Greenlit on Scifi (link)
Soul Geek (link)
internetisseriousbusines.com (don’t click this link…for reals)

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh – Mikey, Jen & Jeremy

Topics: The Lost Episode, Sexual Discovery?

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Sexually explicit

[04:13] The Lost Episode begins
[05:15] 2 girls 1 cup The Show (link)
[06:11] All Nude Bachelor Party/ The One Armed Stripper
[9:19] Sexy German talk
[11:50] Luby’s Lunchcast intro
[13:14] Josh’s Origin Story/ Scissor Sisters/ The Cow Patty Motel/ The Orange Tent
[19:08] Impregnated over voice-com/ Discovering inappropriate touching/ “I would’ve cut her in half”/ “First hand knowledge”
[24:48] Proper child rearing/ “This is something I’ve invented”/ Parental Advice/ Saving it (just not all of it)/ Josh is wearing a Kilt/ Professor Emanuelle
[31:15] Girls are just as bad/ The “Bathroom” Note/ The Owl from “Clash of the Titans”/ Dirty Hippy Balls/ Steven Hawking hate hippies/ Brain Fight for Sex
[36:50] Dane Cook TV Pilots/ “Stacked and Cooked”/ Wozniak in “The Graduate”

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Topics: Internet Memes, All-Con, Black Devil Doll
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

[4:40] You just got rolled/ Goatse Virgin/ Massive Goatse Roll/ Will Arnett on Human Giant/
[12:55] Cooter by Jessica Simpson/ Eli the Paparazzo/ Frodo the Paparazzo
[21:50] All-Con = Colossal Win/ SCA/ Eli’s All-Con Pics (Flickr link)/ Chief is an angry drunk/ Super Cool Portal Cosplay (Digg Link) (Her Cosplay Site link)/ Rifftrax (link)/ Star Wars Cantina Burlesque Show by the Lollie Bombs (video links)
[40:00 to 01:00:00] Black Devil Doll (link) Interview (interview pics)
[01:02:00] Evil Bong and Vampire Shatner/ Sean Penn’s Black Puppet Movie/ Sean Connery is a Spaniard/ Mortal Kombat!
[01:09:17] Previously On Lost Music (link)/ 10,000 BS/ theater ball buster/
[01:16:00] Josh is Gaytos (link) (Google link)/ Gay for Pay/ Prostate Exam/ NPR Outro

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Topics: LOST/La Bamba/ King of Kong/ Controversy/ Shitty Movies/ All-Con
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

EVERY TIME YOU HEAR A RECORD SKIP, THAT MEANS GARAGE BAND QUIT RECORDING!!!

Show Notes:

[1:30] James O’Barr’s Handler/ LOST/ Traditional Mexican Weddings/ Technical Difficulties + More LOST/ Battlestar Hendrix Cop Rock Elsewhere
[13:30] Mexican Heritage = Bob from La Bamba/ Eli’s Grandma/ More LOST?/ Weird Al teaches me about music
[22:32] More LOST??? Ben Clone?/ Burger King is terrible/ Peyote wedges from KFC/ Mexican Star Mars/ Enzyte makes Bob smile (link)/ Dildo Golden Girls: Thank you for being a friend
[30:17] King of Kong (trailer link)/ Billy Mitchell is a cock sucker/ Candy Cocaine Apples/ Mr. Awesome got so much ass
[38:15] Black Devil Doll Controversy (link) (myspace link)/ Black Devil Roots/ 60 ft FOOT porn/ Jeep Balls/ Bronzed Squirrel
[48:20] Xbox for X-Mas Fake out (link)/ Engadget to the rescue (link)
[53:50] All-Con (link)/ Yak Face/ Suck it La Bamba!/ Shitty Movie O’ The Week/ Ninja Brothers of Blood (link?)/ Robo Vampire (link) starring Peter O’Toole
[01:05:00] SNL Digital Short (link)/ Eli has a Wilco Boner/ More Technical difficulties/ Obama is your new bicycle (link)/ Hillary is mom jeans (link)
[01:12:40] Eli gets a call from The Man

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Topics: Cons
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

[01:55] Predator The Musical/ Twister the Musical/ Eli is hung over/ The BFRickRoll (link)/ Rick Roll Pie Chart (link)/ Rick Rolling the Church of Scientology (link)/ Mario Paint Rick Roll (link)
[09:20] Mario Paint Hotel Shenanigans/ Predator Adolescence/ Josh’s Vader Dome
[13:31] Texas Frightmare Weekend (link)/ Zombie Walk (link – video)/ Rusty/ Con Flyers/ Joel was a Scare Technician
[20:17] Malcolm McDowell Q & A
[24:40] Fear Fest/ Black Devil Doll (link)/ Horror Porn (link)
[30:15] Pissing with Boba Fett/ Mavs game with Storm Troopers/ Klingons hate Star Wars (link)/ My dad’s a Jedi
[40:35] A-Kon (link to 2007 pics)/ Tail Malfunction/ Downtrodden Gandalf/ Green Mountain Energy Douchebag (link)/ The End (of HD-DVD)

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Topics: Worst Jobs ever
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

[01:17] Jen Loves Vaginas/ Josh’s Birthday @ Luby’s
[06:40] The Intros/ The Lost Podcast/ Keith Pizza
[11:34] Spelling Bee Uncomfortableness (http://youtube.com/watch?v=bGdCeMayUjk)
[14:38] Novelty Cake Toppers are legal in Texas (http://fleshbot.com/356312/texas-sex-toy-ban-overturned)/ Dildo Baggins/ For Tobacco use only/ The Sodomy Parade
[20:50] What’s behind the curtain?/ The Pride of Ft. Worth: Hoogie Boogie Land (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY)/ Just-a drinkin’ and a-drivin’
[29:00] Joel’s had 100 jobs/ Eli loses $10K/ Show us your BWZZ/ Stabbing the Tea Bags
[43:00] Front Row Joe/ Service Merchandise/ Service Plus with a smile
[57:20] With apologies to the mentally challenged (seriously, this went too far and we are sorry)/ I slipped in butter/ Projection booth nightmares/ The Mad Shitter Strikes/
[01:10] Magmar: A wrangler of sorts/ In Space, No One can hear you Shit
[1:19:00] Raped by a Priest/ More Bathroom incidents/ Male Sack
[1:23:00] Actual geek stuff/ Indiana Jones Trailer/ Sarah Connor/ Penicillin and Paris Hilton/ Black Devil Doll (http://blackdevildoll.com/) @ Fearfest

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Allison & Denise
Topics: 80′s Movies, Transformers, Brave Toasters
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

[Recorded Live at The Red Hot and Blue Restaurant so the audio quality is not so great]

Show Notes:

[00:59] Eli wants to harass people at Horror Con
[02:50] The Country Fried Live
[03:50] Josh gets naked for bread
[04:49] Waitress takes our orders (skip this)
[06:00] Mutants of the Deep
[06:55] Childhood trauma and “The Meaning of Life”
[07:39] The MonChiChis
[08:54] The monkey from “Project X”
[10:26] “Flight of the Navigator” in HD
[12:58] “Space Camp”
[14:00] “The Last StarFighter“/Clone High/
Dementia Waitress/ Delta Burke/ Video Game Crimes
[19:04] TEH LOL SENATEZ
[20:40] Josh has hand problems/ BACON!
[23:26] An Exercise in Narcissism
[25:00] Forbidden Robot Love/ Dinobots
[30:30] Transformers Gang Bang
[31:04] The New $20 Bill
[31:35] “The Brave Little Toaster”
[34:14] “The Last Unicorn”
[35:17] Back to the Brave Toaster!
[38:00] America: The Land of Electric Blankets and Freedom
[39:50] Dishwasher Cosplay

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Topics: Lost, Rambo, Cloverfield, American Gladiators, Rambo, Ents, Rambo and Rambo

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

[01:38] The Final Countdown (link)
[03:00] Lost Season 4 premier underwhelms
[06:00] Rambo IV makes grown men giggle
[13:00] Drucilla meets Rambo
[14:00] Candy Mountain (link)
[16:30] 1st Caller: Sweet Child O’Mine (link: ???)
[17:36] Mail Sack: Kip has a Lost question
[20:00] Eli has a $500 cat
[23:08] I Can Has Cheezeburger in a Can (link)
[24:25] Michael Bay is remaking Nightmare on Elm Street (link)
[26:40] Tom Cruise needs Rocket Fuel (link)
[27:10] Eli is a Mexican like Guiermo Del Toro
[29:28] “Canadians” (link)
[30:18] J.J. Trek viral marketing (link)
[31:00] Pimp my space ship
[32:30] Full Circle: Back to Rambo
[36:18] Navy Rail Gun (link)
[37:00] “If a tree took a dump in the woods…”
[38:42] Fratboy Tree/ Jack in the Box
[41:00] Question from a caller: Cloverfield
[41:56] Cloverfield hangs out with the Trees
[43:20] Cloverfield: A word of warning
[43:38] Question from a caller: Dicks with dicks
[45:57] 1st live call: Mikey, “Who’s your favorite Gladiator?”
[49:42] Cloverfield shows up
[51:30] Outro?
[54:00] Actual Outro: “Next time, on a very special Hijinks Ensue”