Episode 11 – 80’s TV Trivia Showdown!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics and Links

Music Links

Episode 10 – You Maniacs! You Blew It Up!

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Topics

  • Charlton Heston
  • Movie Remakes
  • Fall TV Lineup
  • Clone High Bootleg
  • Battlestar Galactica Premiere (Spoilers)
  • Iron Man Preview Footage
  • Dallas Comic Con
  • “Undefeatable” VHS Library Mail Order of Doom!

This Week in Internet

Episode 9 – The Purple Pimp

“Joss Whedon’s Dr. Horrible” Interview with Mad Scientist Jonathan Reilly

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

This Week in Internet

•    Tramp Stamps for Kids!
•    Rick Astley Interviewed about Rick Roll
•    Inventor of Warp Drive is George Bush Sr.
•    GALACTICA’s Eick Developing CHILDREN OF MEN for TVJosh HATES David Eick
•    Battlestar Finale Rewritten
•    ‘Bangkok Dangerous’ It’s Dangerous to Bang it?
•    Mexican Predators Hunting Emo Kids
•    Ian McKellen is actually Gandalf
•    BSG’s Helo Cast in Dollhouse
•    Fox Gives Fourth Consecutive Sentence To PRISON BREAK !!
•    Smallville endorses delicious Gum
•    50 Cent has a new game and the terrorists win
•    Brother’s in Arms Comic Interview with writer, Mikey N.

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00:40:11 An Extremely Compelling “LOST” Theory
00:46:17 – “The Male Sack”

01:18:03 to 01:36:55
Interview with Jonathan Reilly about the filming of Joss Whedon’s “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog”

Episode 8 – It’s an Easter Miracle

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Denise

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Religious jokes
Disclaimer:
We love everybody. If something in this podcast offends you deeply, remember it’s all a joke.

Show Notes

Topics:
The annual migration of the Gays
This week in Internet
Video Game Colleges- Pros and Cons
Bass Pro Shops
Shitty DVD’s at the Dollar Store
Dave Coolier emailed me
[01:07:55] Special Interview with Jesus
[01: 25:48] Reader Questions: “The Male Sack”
[02:17:50] LOTR voices of the week

Links:
“David’s Situation” (link)
The Penny Arcade Scholarship (link)
The Suicide Robot (link)
Battlestar Galactica Top 10 (link)
RollTube (link)
Woman on Toilet for 2 years (link)
Caprica Greenlit on Scifi (link)
Soul Geek (link)
internetisseriousbusines.com (don’t click this link…for reals)

Episode 7 – The Lost Podcast & The Luby’s Lunchcast

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh – Mikey, Jen & Jeremy

Topics: The Lost Episode, Sexual Discovery?
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids, Sexually explicit

[04:13] The Lost Episode begins
[05:15] 2 girls 1 cup The Show (link)
[06:11] All Nude Bachelor Party/ The One Armed Stripper
[9:19] Sexy German talk
[11:50] Luby’s Lunchcast intro
[13:14] Josh’s Origin Story/ Scissor Sisters/ The Cow Patty Motel/ The Orange Tent
[19:08] Impregnated over voice-com/ Discovering inappropriate touching/ “I would’ve cut her in half”/ “First hand knowledge”
[24:48] Proper child rearing/ “This is something I’ve invented”/ Parental Advice/ Saving it (just not all of it)/ Josh is wearing a Kilt/ Professor Emanuelle
[31:15] Girls are just as bad/ The “Bathroom” Note/ The Owl from “Clash of the Titans”/ Dirty Hippy Balls/ Steven Hawking hate hippies/ Brain Fight for Sex
[36:50] Dane Cook TV Pilots/ “Stacked and Cooked”/ Wozniak in “The Graduate”

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Episode 6 – Cooter by Jessica Simpson

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: Internet Memes, All-Con, Black Devil Doll
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

[4:40] You just got rolled/ Goatse Virgin/ Massive Goatse Roll/ Will Arnett on Human Giant/
[12:55] Cooter by Jessica Simpson/ Eli the Paparazzo/ Frodo the Paparazzo
[21:50] All-Con = Colossal Win/ SCA/ Eli’s All-Con Pics (Flickr link)/ Chief is an angry drunk/ Super Cool Portal Cosplay (Digg Link) (Her Cosplay Site link)/ Rifftrax (link)/ Star Wars Cantina Burlesque Show by the Lollie Bombs (video links)
[40:00 to 01:00:00] Black Devil Doll (link) Interview (interview pics)
[01:02:00] Evil Bong and Vampire Shatner/ Sean Penn’s Black Puppet Movie/ Sean Connery is a Spaniard/ Mortal Kombat!
[01:09:17] Previously On Lost Music (link)/ 10,000 BS/ theater ball buster/
[01:16:00] Josh is Gaytos (link) (Google link)/ Gay for Pay/ Prostate Exam/ NPR Outro

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Episode 5 – Experimentations in Technical Failure

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: LOST/La Bamba/ King of Kong/ Controversy/ Shitty Movies/ All-Con
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

EVERY TIME YOU HEAR A RECORD SKIP, THAT MEANS GARAGE BAND QUIT RECORDING!!!

Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes:

[1:30] James O’Barr’s Handler/ LOST/ Traditional Mexican Weddings/ Technical Difficulties + More LOST/ Battlestar Hendrix Cop Rock Elsewhere
[13:30] Mexican Heritage = Bob from La Bamba/ Eli’s Grandma/ More LOST?/ Weird Al teaches me about music
[22:32] More LOST??? Ben Clone?/ Burger King is terrible/ Peyote wedges from KFC/ Mexican Star Mars/ Enzyte makes Bob smile (link)/ Dildo Golden Girls: Thank you for being a friend
[30:17] King of Kong (trailer link)/ Billy Mitchell is a cock sucker/ Candy Cocaine Apples/ Mr. Awesome got so much ass
[38:15] Black Devil Doll Controversy (link) (myspace link)/ Black Devil Roots/ 60 ft FOOT porn/ Jeep Balls/ Bronzed Squirrel
[48:20] Xbox for X-Mas Fake out (link)/ Engadget to the rescue (link)
[53:50] All-Con (link)/ Yak Face/ Suck it La Bamba!/ Shitty Movie O’ The Week/ Ninja Brothers of Blood (link?)/ Robo Vampire (link) starring Peter O’Toole
[01:05:00] SNL Digital Short (link)/ Eli has a Wilco Boner/ More Technical difficulties/ Obama is your new bicycle (link)/ Hillary is mom jeans (link)
[01:12:40]
Eli gets a call from The Man

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Episode 4 – Con Men

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: Cons
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes:

[01:55] Predator The Musical/ Twister the Musical/ Eli is hung over/ The BFRickRoll (link)/ Rick Roll Pie Chart (link)/ Rick Rolling the Church of Scientology (link)/ Mario Paint Rick Roll (link)
[09:20] Mario Paint Hotel Shenanigans/ Predator Adolescence/ Josh’s Vader Dome
[13:31] Texas Frightmare Weekend (link)/ Zombie Walk (linkvideo)/ Rusty/ Con Flyers/ Joel was a Scare Technician
[20:17] Malcolm McDowell Q & A
[24:40] Fear Fest/ Black Devil Doll (link)/ Horror Porn (link)
[30:15] Pissing with Boba Fett/ Mavs game with Storm Troopers/ Klingons hate Star Wars (link)/ My dad’s a Jedi
[40:35] A-Kon (link to 2007 pics)/ Tail Malfunction/ Downtrodden Gandalf/ Green Mountain Energy Douchebag (link)/ The End (of HD-DVD)

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Episode 3 – One Way Ticket Straight To Hell

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh

Topics: Worst Jobs ever
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Hijinks Ensue Podcast Show Notes:

[01:17] Jen Loves Vaginas/ Josh’s Birthday @ Luby’s
[06:40] The Intros/ The Lost Podcast/ Keith Pizza
[11:34] Spelling Bee Uncomfortableness (http://youtube.com/watch?v=bGdCeMayUjk)
[14:38] Novelty Cake Toppers are legal in Texas (http://fleshbot.com/356312/texas-sex-toy-ban-overturned)/ Dildo Baggins/ For Tobacco use only/ The Sodomy Parade
[20:50] What’s behind the curtain?/ The Pride of Ft. Worth: Hoogie Boogie Land (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY)/ Just-a drinkin’ and a-drivin’
[29:00] Joel’s had 100 jobs/ Eli loses $10K/ Show us your BWZZ/ Stabbing the Tea Bags
[43:00] Front Row Joe/ Service Merchandise/ Service Plus with a smile
[57:20] With apologies to the mentally challenged (seriously, this went too far and we are sorry)/ I slipped in butter/ Projection booth nightmares/ The Mad Shitter Strikes/
[01:10] Magmar: A wrangler of sorts/ In Space, No One can hear you Shit
[1:19:00] Raped by a Priest/ More Bathroom incidents/ Male Sack
[1:23:00] Actual geek stuff/ Indiana Jones Trailer/ Sarah Connor/ Penicillin and Paris Hilton/ Black Devil Doll (http://blackdevildoll.com/) @ Fearfest

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Episode 2 – Country Fried Love 2: Porkchop Boogaloo

Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Allison & Denise

Topics: 80’s Movies, Transformers, Brave Toasters
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes:

[00:59] Eli wants to harass people at Horror Con
[02:50] The Country Fried Live
[03:50] Josh gets naked for bread
[04:49] Waitress takes our orders (skip this)
[06:00] Mutants of the Deep
[06:55] Childhood trauma and “The Meaning of Life”
[07:39] The MonChiChis
[08:54] The monkey from “Project X
[10:26] “Flight of the Navigator” in HD
[12:58] “Space Camp
[14:00] “The Last StarFighter“/Clone High/
Dementia Waitress/ Delta Burke/ Video Game Crimes
[19:04] TEH LOL SENATEZ
[20:40] Josh has hand problems/ BACON!
[23:26] An Exercise in Narcissism
[25:00] Forbidden Robot Love/ Dinobots
[30:30] Transformers Gang Bang
[31:04] The New $20 Bill
[31:35] “The Brave Little Toaster
[34:14] “The Last Unicorn
[35:17] Back to the Brave Toaster!
[38:00] America: The Land of Electric Blankets and Freedom
[39:50] Dishwasher Cosplay

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Episode 1 – Winter Extreme Sports Special Olympics going down in flames

Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh

Topics: Lost, Rambo, Cloverfield, American Gladiators, Rambo, Ents, Rambo and Rambo

Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids

Show Notes:

[01:38] The Final Countdown (link)
[03:00] Lost Season 4 premier underwhelms
[06:00] Rambo IV makes grown men giggle
[13:00] Drucilla meets Rambo
[14:00] Candy Mountain (link)
[16:30] 1st Caller: Sweet Child O’Mine (link: ???)
[17:36] Mail Sack: Kip has a Lost question
[20:00] Eli has a $500 cat
[23:08] I Can Has Cheezeburger in a Can (link)
[24:25] Michael Bay is remaking Nightmare on Elm Street (link)
[26:40] Tom Cruise needs Rocket Fuel (link)
[27:10] Eli is a Mexican like Guiermo Del Toro
[29:28] “Canadians” (link)
[30:18] J.J. Trek viral marketing (link)
[31:00] Pimp my space ship
[32:30] Full Circle: Back to Rambo
[36:18] Navy Rail Gun (link)
[37:00] “If a tree took a dump in the woods…”
[38:42] Fratboy Tree/ Jack in the Box
[41:00] Question from a caller: Cloverfield
[41:56] Cloverfield hangs out with the Trees
[43:20]
Cloverfield: A word of warning
[43:38] Question from a caller: Dicks with dicks
[45:57] 1st live call: Mikey, “Who’s your favorite Gladiator?”
[49:42] Cloverfield shows up
[51:30] Outro?
[54:00] Actual Outro: “Next time, on a very special Hijinks Ensue”

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