Episode 4 – Con Men

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Topics: Cons
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes:
[01:55] Predator The Musical/ Twister the Musical/ Eli is hung over/ The BFRickRoll (link)/ Rick Roll Pie Chart (link)/ Rick Rolling the Church of Scientology (link)/ Mario Paint Rick Roll (link)
[09:20] Mario Paint Hotel Shenanigans/ Predator Adolescence/ Josh’s Vader Dome
[13:31] Texas Frightmare Weekend (link)/ Zombie Walk (link – video)/ Rusty/ Con Flyers/ Joel was a Scare Technician
[20:17] Malcolm McDowell Q & A
[24:40] Fear Fest/ Black Devil Doll (link)/ Horror Porn (link)
[30:15] Pissing with Boba Fett/ Mavs game with Storm Troopers/ Klingons hate Star Wars (link)/ My dad’s a Jedi
[40:35] A-Kon (link to 2007 pics)/ Tail Malfunction/ Downtrodden Gandalf/ Green Mountain Energy Douchebag (link)/ The End (of HD-DVD)
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On Qo'noS that's called "an honorable handshake."
Force Fail.
Wow. Nothing like coming to work and seeing your HR rep getting her boob grabbed by a creepy Klingon pedophile.
ENHANCE
Oh yeah! He's all "this automatic door will allow me to show my son the true power of the force and win him over forever!"
Fail.
Wait…which one is you?
the tree in the background is "Denise"
WTF picture!!1!!one
Hate! Hate hate hate hate!
I remember that True Life. The Dad tries to open the door with the Force, and it doesn't work.
Dateline!
That explains why she doesnt like it.
Alright, no more singing for any of you. I wouldn't count on "Predator: The Musical" as a potential broadway success.
Yay to 30's talky voice.
You loved it. Also, set up your account so you can have an avatar. Im sick of that swuigly icon next to your name.
Ok, I know I'm way behind in my podcast listening, but "Predator: The Musical" (especially the George Costanza bit), Boba Fett at a bris, and powering up the Death Star laser sound effects had me laughing out loud at Laguardia airport today. Seriously–people moving away from my chair in the jam-packed waiting area.
And beetle-head guy with 4 streams merging into one and "a billion toilets flushed at once–and then were silenced" had tears streaming down my face.