Somehow it made sense to me in middle school to show I girl I liked her by cramming my abrasive sense of humor down her throat. And let me tell you what, IT WORKED EVERY SINGLE TIME (except never at all).

And I want to say it was “Saucy Wench.” That was my version of “what’s your sign?”

This is also why I didnt have a girlfriend until I was 15 and learned to shut up, put my hair in my face and play my guitar as loud as possible.

Oh, God…re-reading that…saucy – sauce-y…fuck a bunch of puns…

http://hijinksensue.com/about/

“…He lives in a suburb of a suburb of Dallas”

Also in the Podcast I say we’re at Red Hot and Blue, here in Dallas.
This is all a rouse to throw you off. We’re in a mountain fortress guarded by crazed space wolves.

A cream base, you say? I think Ill stick with putting a few extras in my pocket when I go to Wendy’s. Food Network be damned! (Im so sorry, Alton.)

Yes, you can has homemade honey mustard – you’re missing some cream based condiment, like mayo or yogurt. That’s the missing link. I like adding garlic salt and red pepper too for kicks.

I must say I was surprised to hear you guys all seemed to remember the Brave Little Toaster! WORTHLEEEESS!!!! You guys hit all the best parts too, Jon Lovitz, the crazed parts store murderer and everything.

The show was hard to hear at first, but once I started listening, the background noise faded out and it was gold. Great show, man. I’m so glad I finally have a podcast worth listening to.

If it’s even half as good as last week’s, I’ll piss myself with joy.