Hijinks Ensue Podcast Episode #1
Episode 1: “Winter Extreme Sports Special Olympics going down in flames”
Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Topics: Lost, Rambo, Cloverfield, American Gladiators, Rambo, Ents, Rambo and Rambo
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
Show Notes:
[01:38] The Final Countdown (link)
[03:00] Lost Season 4 premier underwhelms
[06:00] Rambo IV makes grown men giggle
[13:00] Drucilla meets Rambo
[14:00] Candy Mountain (link)
[16:30] 1st Caller: Sweet Child O’Mine (link: ???)
[17:36] Mail Sack: Kip has a Lost question
[20:00] Eli has a $500 cat
[23:08] I Can Has Cheezeburger in a Can (link)
[24:25] Michael Bay is remaking Nightmare on Elm Street (link)
[26:40] Tom Cruise needs Rocket Fuel (link)
[27:10] Eli is a Mexican like Guiermo Del Toro
[29:28] “Canadians” (link)
[30:18] J.J. Trek viral marketing (link)
[31:00] Pimp my space ship
[32:30] Full Circle: Back to Rambo
[36:18] Navy Rail Gun (link)
[37:00] “If a tree took a dump in the woods…”
[38:42] Fratboy Tree/ Jack in the Box
[41:00] Question from a caller: Cloverfield
[41:56] Cloverfield hangs out with the Trees
[43:20] Cloverfield: A word of warning
[43:38] Question from a caller: Dicks with dicks
[45:57] 1st live call: Mikey, “Who’s your favorite Gladiator?”
[49:42] Cloverfield shows up
[51:30] Outro?
[54:00] Actual Outro: “Next time, on a very special Hijinks Ensue”
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Hooray! Can’t wait to listen to this! The only thing that would be better would be it you named it Oral Hijinks. Or Aural Hijinks. Either works. C’mon! You can’t beat that!
Ok, maybe you can. Either way, I’m excited to hear it and am downloading it now.
Yeah, I had no idea what Josh was saying at all. You need a better call out system for the reals.
In other news, I’m a big fan of the new Gladiators event, “Earthquake” where they talk it up like you’re swinging hundreds of feet above the arena on a pedestal and it’s literally like 4 feet off of a mat.
It’s actually cheesier than the old show. I miss Larry Czonka.
This was absolutely awesome. You guys need to set up that iTunes feed shit so I can subscribe. The Stalone voice had me rolling on the floor.
That was hilarious.
I’m going to be terribly sad now and point out that it was Merry and Pippin who met the Ents, not Frodo.
FInal Countdown clip = RIAA violation!!
Beer can boner = classic
NICE! I can tell I’m going to like future episodes of this. The many Tenacious D references were well appreciated. I used to do two music podcasts, one with my wife called Rocket Sauce and one called The Search for Inspirado. So, you can see my level of Tenacious D-votion. Man, that was a horrid pun.
Joel’s impression of Eli’s grandma channeled through the spirit of Slowpoke Rodriguez… I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. I actually laughed out all my sick. That’s attractive!
well you set yourself up for greatness, with one of the greatest (and possibly the most brain sticky song from the 80′s) if i remember anything from this pod cast it’ll be that song LOL
Awesome! I was stifling giggles (the appropriate response to listening to NSFW stuff at work) the entire time. I’m looking forward to the next one.
Best podcast I have heard in a long while.
I think it shold be called “uncomfortableness ensues.” It’s great though. It’s a magical trainwreck of the most wonderful proportions. Rambo needs to be recurring…ADRIAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!
I’m having trouble getting it to play. It could just be my crappy internet connection, though.
Yeah, about 30 minutes in, it starts over from the beginning. I downloaded the mp3 and got the same thing. I’m gonna try clearing my cache and trying again.
Switched to a different computer and it worked. Stupid internet connection at work.
I’m impressed by the range of references you made. It was all stuff I understood as well. Really funny, and I’ll definitely add this to the list of podcasts in iTunes.
The rambo bits killed me. Literally. I’m posting this from beyond the grave. They have free wifi here.
And then the Ent bit hammer-raped my funny bone. Literally.
Keep it up!
By the time Cloverfield and Treebeard were chillin’ out together, I had given up on trying not to laugh out loud to myself in public as I walked to work, listening to it on my iPod. I’ve been reading the comic for months now, but this was just too marvelous to go by without comment. Awesome, awesome, awesome. Even though I’m never going to think about trees the same way again…
Drusilla and Rambo. Gold.
i love racism.
:-/
Put-
some-
stink-
on-
it,
PUT SOME STINK ON IT!
“I’m impressed by the range of references you made”
That validates the whole podcast for me. Thanks!
Rocky?
Apollo Creed?
I must break you?
Im going to call it Trainwrecks Trainwrecking.
it is my understanding that they mine for sugar in hell…please confirm
yes-no-maybe
circle one
Meredith, let me be sappy for a minute. Your comments really brought a smile to my face. I appreciate you reading and taking the time to let me know what you think about the comic and podcast. Im not kidding when I say “this” is the reward for doing this stuff.
I promise you will hear from Treebeard again.
FInal Countdown clip = RIAA violation!!
Beer can boner = classic
“Yeah, I had no idea what Josh was saying at all. ”
That had nothing to do with being on speaker phone. Eli and I had no idea what he was saying either.
Its not a violation if you dont…something something.
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! Ba na bah bahhhhh, ba na Bah Bah NAAAAAAA!
“Yeah, I had no idea what Josh was saying at all. ”
That had nothing to do with being on speaker phone. Eli and I had no idea what he was saying either.
I submitted to iTunes. Now its on them to list it and get back to me. Really glad you liked it. We had no idea what was going on.
Alex, I realized about 4 sec into it that we mixed a Gandalf quote and the Ent. Its podcast magic.
Its not a violation if you dont…something something.
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! Ba na bah bahhhhh, ba na Bah Bah NAAAAAAA!
We were doing the (snapping) “Always record. ALWAYS RECORD.” bit during the initial set up.
SLOWPOKE! Not Dopey Gonzalez. I knew it was something like that. The next episode will make you sick again.
Can you also remember the amazing quality humor explosions?
LOL just kidding it’s great keep it up…lol balls.
Put-
some-
stink-
on-
it,
PUT SOME STINK ON IT!
The Ent doing the Tenacious D drive-in bit had me rolling on the floor. And the Ent talking about his need to shit. Okay, all of the Ent humor.
Try the “download” link instead of the streaming player. Let me know if it doesnt work and I will give you the direct URL to the file.
You musnt stifle the giggles. SET THEM FREE!!!
“I’m impressed by the range of references you made”
That validates the whole podcast for me. Thanks!
I knew hell was sponsored by Starbucks!
it is my understanding that they mine for sugar in hell…please confirm
yes-no-maybe
circle one
I was also happy for this reason. I got every reference, which made me very feel warm and sunny inside. And a little bit ashamed.
Thanks Robert. I really do appreciate that.
Rocky?
Apollo Creed?
I must break you?
Im going to call it Trainwrecks Trainwrecking.
Sugar in the RAW!
Meredith, let me be sappy for a minute. Your comments really brought a smile to my face. I appreciate you reading and taking the time to let me know what you think about the comic and podcast. Im not kidding when I say “this” is the reward for doing this stuff.
I promise you will hear from Treebeard again.
What racism are you talking about?
Thanks, Joan of Ar…..I mean, John.